Help Me Pick A Chili Name...

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I am competing in a Chili Cookoff and need to pick a name for my Chili.

It is a basic, mild, beer based chili consisting of: Ground Beef, Beans, Beer, Tomatoes, Onions, Bell Pepper, Chili Powder and secret spices. It's damn good and there's never any left. Always wins peoples choice but not the judges.

Please reply with your pick from the list below:

Chili con Cerveza
Tavern Chili
No. 7
Anal Agony
WallaWalla Woohoo
Blazing Saddles
Fire in the HOLE
Colon Cleanser
Gone in 60 seconds
WMD (weapon of max delicious)
Championship Chili
JC's Revenge
Runs for Your Life
A-H Reamer Chili Company
Secret Remedy
Shotgun Willie
Capitol Punishment

Thanks,

John

ps - I am leaning towards "Gone in 60 Seconds"
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  • Profile picture of the author tiger325
    I kind of like fire in the hole haha
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Maybe it is the names that suck. Most don't say anything and the others, well who wants the runs or to think about gross things while eating??

    You are appealing to the wrong end. lol

    How about something with 'Nitro' -

    Nitro Chili Delicious
    Flaming Chili Amazing

    I don't know. But good luck...
  • Profile picture of the author ashenjr
    Shotgun Willie get's my vote!!
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    I agree with Patrician, nobody wants to think about the food coming out, they want to think about it going in.

    Appeal to the T.B.*, not the T.B.**...

    Is the chili savory? Hot? Spicy? Does the heat sneak up on you? Impossible to extinguish? What one word describes the flavor? What words have others used?

    How about TripleB (beef, beans, beer)? You could even do a quik logo to look like a branding iron with three Bs on it.

    ~Michael

    p.s. By the way...*Taste Buds... **Toilet Bowl
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    way hot screaming delicious chili

    amplified chili supremo

    Senor' Juan's Callijente Surprise (is that Spanish for hot?) spell right.

    OH WOW HOT Pepper Surprise (mwuahaha)

    Run to the John HOT Chili (kidding,couldn't resist)

    oh man i will get you disqualified.
  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    How about...

    "You better eat it fast before it disintegrates your spoon chili"

    That may be a little long, but creates a strong visual. which makes me think of another idea. See if you can come up with a name that appeals to more than one sense at a time.

    ~Michael

    p.s. I make a mean chili too, but there's too many secret ingredients for me to give any kind of recipe.
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Johns Blazin' Beer Roadhouse Chili.

    John's Blazin' Bs Roadhouse Chili.

    Live up to it. Chili isn't chili unless it can break you out in a sweat.
  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    "Judges Favorite"
    "Chili Nirvana"
    "People's Choice Chili"
    "Diego's Delicious Delite" "Triple D Chili"
    "Speechlessly Good Chili Ambrosia"
    "Magnicficent Meat Mixture" mmm
    "Goodilicious Glop"
    "Sweat Like a Pig Chili"
    "TYBACA" takes your breath away chili always

    List of names Chili.
  • Profile picture of the author gimmick
    My pick: Chili con Cerveza - absolutely!
  • Profile picture of the author AffiliateBang
    I vote "Gone in 60 Seconds" because it creates a mystery, makes people wonder why it disappears so quickly. I was going to vote for "WallaWalla Woohoo", but after saying it aloud, it sounded like a cartoon character to me.
  • Profile picture of the author Jackie888
    No.7 because it's sounds secretive
    and Blazing Sadle that name gives the taster something to look forward to.
  • Profile picture of the author goins0410
    FIRE IN THE HOLE!
  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Let us know if you win!

    Good luck!
  • Profile picture of the author acreativetouch
    Blazin' anus


    dot
  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    Dog Pizzle -- thats what it looks like after all.
  • Profile picture of the author uptonmelissa
    i am trying to name my chili for a company news article.
    and i am sorry all, my husband calls my chili
    " A$$E$ OF FIRE CHILI " BUT CAN NOT PUT THAT IN MY NEWS ARTICLE L.O.L.
  • Profile picture of the author chicklates
    this would be better..

    Capitol Punishment
  • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
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  • Profile picture of the author steve24
    Firey anus or hottie tavern haha..its really hard to think something chilli they are all given..try burning chuck..

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