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Does anyone know of one that will clean your car and have meaningful conversations with your wife? I would also like for this plugin to iron clothes and clean my pool.

I am willing to pay generously for such a plugin. Can anybody script such a thing for me?
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  • Profile picture of the author Audrey Harvey
    I'd buy two of them.
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  • Profile picture of the author bhopkins
    Funny you mention this, I'm working on this very thing at the moment. Just having a problem with the girlfriend function( thats an upsell) I should have it ready to go soon. I'll be releasing this primarily to my list, but may do a special offer to the Warriors if there is sufficient interest.
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    • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
      Originally Posted by bhopkins View Post

      Funny you mention this, I'm working on this very thing at the moment. Just having a problem with the girlfriend function( thats an upsell) I should have it ready to go soon. I'll be releasing this primarily to my list, but may do a special offer to the Warriors if there is sufficient interest.
      You could probably sell a male version and female version. That would double your profit per household.
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  • I am working on it. You should soon see it on my site Internet Marketing Tools for $47.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

    Does anyone know of one that will ... have meaningful conversations with your wife?
    Yes. It's called Facebook.
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    • Profile picture of the author ~kev~
      Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

      Yes. It's called Facebook.
      No kidding here - my wife and I will get on facebook and use the chat - while we are on our computers in the bed room.

      My computer desk is on my side of the bed, and her computer desk is on her side of the bed - and we will use various programs to chat back and forth.

      Then we go to bed and have our "face to face" communications.
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      • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
        Originally Posted by ~kev~ View Post

        No kidding here - my wife and I will get on facebook and use the chat - while we are on our computers in the bed room.

        My computer desk is on my side of the bed, and her computer desk is on her side of the bed - and we will use various programs to chat back and forth.

        Then we go to bed and have our "face to face" communications.
        Ahh foreplay in the 21st century.
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        • Profile picture of the author ferriswannabe
          My wife currently has the auto-nagging plugin, which seems to also be on auto-syndication...

          I'm set to nofollow.
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          • Profile picture of the author E. Brian Rose
            Originally Posted by ferriswannabe View Post

            My wife currently has the auto-nagging plugin, which seems to also be on auto-syndication...

            I'm set to nofollow.
            Just disable the plugin when she is sleeping. Duh!
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            • Profile picture of the author ferriswannabe
              Originally Posted by E. Brian Rose View Post

              Just disable the plugin when she is sleeping. Duh!

              Yeah..If I could only login. No access...Maybe should upgrade to newer version...:rolleyes:
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          • Originally Posted by ferriswannabe View Post

            My wife currently has the auto-nagging plugin, which seems to also be on auto-syndication...

            I'm set to nofollow.
            I am absolutely weak. My wife is away on business for a couple weeks and sent me a long honey to do list requesting an update on my progress today. Mostly calls needed to be made and a few other small errands.

            So I hope you don't mind but I used your quote above as my update to my wife. She has a decent sense of humor so should be a small highlight to her day once she checks her email before bed. Thanks for that
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  • Profile picture of the author sarahberra
    Your funny. Great joke. There are so many word press plugins now. I just heard of a new one called WP robot. It looks promising though.
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