I never knew what hemorrhoids really were

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Ok I have been researching the hemorrhoid niche and I was under the impression that hemorrhoids were pimples, bumps or maybe boils on the skin around your butt. Well I do a search for hemorrhoid pictures oh my god! I almost vomited. If I ever had anything like that I would buy every ebook, supplement, snake oil medicine available to try get rid of it. Hemorrhoids is definitely a desperate buyers niche. I am sure that there is a lot money to be in this niche.
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  • Profile picture of the author Edk
    Originally Posted by zachary0611 View Post

    Ok I have been researching the hemorrhoid niche and I was under the impression that hemorrhoids were pimples, bumps or maybe boils on the skin around your butt. Well I do a search for hemorrhoid pictures oh my god! I almost vomited. If I ever had anything like that I would buy every ebook, supplement, snake oil medicine available to try get rid of it. Hemorrhoids is definitely a desperate buyers niche. I am sure that there is a lot money to be in this niche.
    Just on seeing the title of the thread I thought 'you don't want to know either'. That's as a human. As a marketer, one definitely does want to know. Embarrassing products (with illnesses you won't be comfortable asking a shop assistant about) are lucrative. Go for it!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    The hemorrhoid niche is a pain in the ass.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post

      The hemorrhoid niche is a pain in the ass.
      Yes, but there's piles of money in it.
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  • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
    I was prepared for some one liners in this thread, but I had no idea
    how bad the carnage would actually be...
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  • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
    I was going to make a joke, but I couldn't be arsed to think of one.
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by CDarklock View Post

      I was going to make a joke, but I couldn't be arsed to think of one.
      Too bad.

      I was waiting for a re-butt-al from you.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    This is where I'd normally insert the classic Bum marketing joke - but that one is starting to get too cheeky.
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    • Profile picture of the author CDarklock
      Originally Posted by garyv View Post

      This is where I'd normally insert the classic Bum marketing joke - but that one is starting to get too cheeky.
      Oh, come on. It's a classic.
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    Ok, these jokes have gone on long enough....



    time to pinch it off.
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by sgtwhite View Post

    Your all so VAIN.
    Cheeky ain't they:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author Edk
    Horrific the idea we'll all get em. Anyway for one thing, I eat half a dozen prunes a day. Not for the laxative effect though occasionally for that, but they're absolutely choc full of anti-oxidants apparently. If straining at stool has to do with this problem, this prune business should help
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      That's two minutes I'll never get back....
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