Stunningly Obvious Headlines

by Lawrh
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TL's been on a Huffington Post rampage lately, here's another, funny but real.

The Most Obvious Headlines Of All Time (PICTURES)
  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Dang. You beat me by two minutes to posting this.

    I'll have to be quicker. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Hilarious - I had to give several a 10.

    "homicide victims rarely talk to police'

    I always love the way ads and now even headlines expect dead people to call, sue, get in contact with homicide officers, etc.

    Last night it was a yet another law firm '....if you have attempted or committed suicide please call (frick, frick and frack) law firm immediately'.

    Thanks for the laughs, always welcome.
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Probably my top favorite:
    Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons.
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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    I loved this so much that I even mailed the link to a few friends, which isn't something I do that often. My favourite was 'Diana Alive Hours Before Death'. I'm shocked that this was never revealed sooner
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