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How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?

On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    Originally Posted by Kenster View Post

    How does a shepherd count his flock without falling asleep?

    On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

    Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?
    1. He gets his dog to do it.

    2. Inflation.

    3. They use two for one coupons.
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    • Profile picture of the author Kenster
      Originally Posted by Kurt View Post


      1. He gets his dog to do it.

      2. Inflation.

      3. They use two for one coupons.

      Okay, satisfied. Good night
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        Wow, quick thinking, Kurt - -awesome! Seriously, dude, you should go on a TV game show
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        • Profile picture of the author Kenster
          Originally Posted by dbarnum View Post

          Wow, quick thinking, Kurt - -awesome! Seriously, dude, you should go on a TV game show

          Exactly what I was thinking. Its a creative and powerful mind that can come up with such simple yet profound and funny answers in no time!!
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    Have you considered taking up astronomy?
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  • Profile picture of the author Buddd
    Hey Kenster, here's something new to keep you awake.

    When snow melts, where does the white part go?

    Bud
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    If you fill a two foot hole with a foot of dirt -- why is it still called a hole instead of a half?
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    And the REALLY funny question!?!?!? If the OP REALLY didn't understand how it was possible to "count his flock without falling asleep", why didn't he just count sheep?

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      And the REALLY funny question!?!?!? If the OP REALLY didn't understand how it was possible to "count his flock without falling asleep", why didn't he just count sheep?

      Steve
      Oh really, Steve.........think about it. Getting a flock of sheep to count would be very expensive.
      A bottle of melatonin is only a few bucks.
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      And the REALLY funny question!?!?!? If the OP REALLY didn't understand how it was possible to "count his flock without falling asleep", why didn't he just count sheep?

      Steve
      Oh really, Steve.........think about it. Getting a flock of sheep to count would be very expensive.
      A big cup of strong chamomile tea is only a few bucks.
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    HEY SAL,

    Did you REALLY need TWO messages for that? Of course, I meant in his imagination. OH WELL....

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

      HEY SAL,

      Did you REALLY need TWO messages for that? Of course, I meant in his imagination. OH WELL....

      Steve
      Guess my computer liked the one about the Siamese twins.
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