Can we start a fight club?

@mojojuju

No but I was thinking of online soap. It gets you "virtually" clean. For that Cyber clean freshness.

I want the whole world to start saying "Im cyber clean". Think it will catch on?

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Rod Cortez

14 years ago

I thought you were gonna propose we all meet up in Vegas somewhere and beat out our secrets from one another. lol

RoD

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MonkeyMaker 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Rod Cortez

I thought you were gonna propose we all meet up in Vegas somewhere and beat out our secrets from one another. lol

RoD

Now this is a great idea! I know of a few perfect locations...
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Zeus66

14 years ago

You can set up this Fight Club, but how are you gonna let anyone know about it?

The first rule of Fight Club is - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

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John Durham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Zeus66

You can set up this Fight Club, but how are you gonna let anyone know about it?

The first rule of Fight Club is - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

Hmm... indeed. I deserve my A$$ kicked now.
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bretski 14 years ago

True, John...quite a conundrum. Maybe you have to be invited to join?...maybe there can be initiations and a secret handshake...but the punishment has to be more than a banning. Sometime much more diabolical; much more evil...*thinking*
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John Henderson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Zeus66

You can set up this Fight Club, but how are you gonna let anyone know about it?

The first rule of Fight Club is - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!

John, I've forgotten: what was the second rule???

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bretski

14 years ago

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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Jerky 14 years ago

His name is Robert Paulson...

... It takes a lot to push my buttons, but the first guy/gal to break a bag of vacuumed body fat over my head at a garbage dump site... let's just say I might not feel so happy.
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- mojojuju 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Jerky
  
  His name is Robert Paulson...
  
  His name is Robert Paulson...
  
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jacktackett

14 years ago

Originally Posted by bretski

#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
#3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
#4 - Two guys to a fight.
#5 - One fight at a time.
#6 - No shirts, no shoes.
#7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to.
#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

Also in order to join you have to pick a fight and lose.

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Zeus66 14 years ago

Originally Posted by jacktackett

Also in order to join you have to pick a fight and lose.

Funniest scenes in the whole movie. The one guy picking the fight with the priest, when he knocks the Bible out of his hand, then sprays it with his hose.... CLASSIC!!!
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John Durham

14 years ago

I guess that about sums it up!

The good thing about bein in business is that you get to write your own pay check. The bad thing is there's nobody to make you work!

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Zeus66

14 years ago

#9 - Break any of these rules and Zeus sends over his Gay Flying Monkey and you have a little "accident."

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14 years ago

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jacktackett

14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Henderson

Who would win the fight between a gay flying monkey and one of Kevin Riley's hamsters???

(Can I just say that when I woke up this morning, I would never have dreamed in a 1000 years that I would be asking this question on the WarriorForum... :rolleyes: )

I would say John except for 2 things

1) Wagering is illegal in NC

2) See Fight Club rule #1

3) See figure 1 (for the old farts in here - remember that one?)

OH -I mean : I would say John except for 3 things
1) Wagering is illegal in NC
2) See Fight club rule #1
3) See figure 1 (for the old farts in here - remember that one?)
4) An now for something completely different

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John Durham

14 years ago

Not the gay flying monkey. lol

It would have to be a severe crime Im sure.

"If you dont meet your sales goals this month we are sending a wild pack of gay flying moneys to your house"!!!!

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Jacer

14 years ago

I don't know if they fight, but I hear Friday night is pretty fun here...

Welcome To George Sepich's Friday Night Chat

Friday night is usually date night with the wife, so I have not made it for a call yet. But I hope to real soon.

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Ken Leatherman

14 years ago

10th Fight Club Rule - No Gay Monkeys Being Set Loose By the Slick Domed Head Zesus.

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bretski 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman

10th Fight Club Rule - No Gay Monkeys Being Set Loose By the Slick Domed Head Zesus.

Ken

Sounds like he's a'callin' you out there, Slick! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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John Durham

14 years ago

Or we could say "didnt meet your goals? Dont worry, its nothing a little monkey persuasion cant handle"

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Zeus66

14 years ago

Don't think I'll take it easy on you, Geezer, just cuz you're old and slow. Cuz I won't.

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John Durham

14 years ago

what if in order to join you had to put 2k in escrow and everytime you screwed up all the other members got to hit you up for 50 bucks apeice?

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dwave

14 years ago

I love the idea.

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Dan C. Rinnert

14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

Where you sign up to a secret thread where everyone reveals their personal business plan... and then they are held accountable to their goals by one another. For instance: Paul bans them for a week for not meeting goals or projections...

You need to be banned for revealing the possible existence of a secret thread. As others have mentioned, the first rule of the club is that you don't mention it. Mentioning it, even prior to its existence--if it did, does or will exist and I'm not saying--earns you an instant ban.

Sorry.

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jacktackett

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert

You need to be banned for revealing the possible existence of a secret thread. As others have mentioned, the first rule of the club is that you don't mention it. Mentioning it, even prior to its existence--if it did, does or will exist and I'm not saying--earns you an instant ban.

Sorry.

As Eric would say

RELEASE THE KRACKEN!!!!

or at least a squad of gay flying monkeys (TM)

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John Durham

14 years ago

yeah well I consider this to be plausible deniability: "It couldnt have had a rule if it didnt exist which it doesnt".... shhhh...

Is there a rule against speaking of its non existence?

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Dan C. Rinnert

14 years ago

Originally Posted by John Durham

yeah well I consider this to be plausible deniability: "It couldnt have had a rule if it didnt exist which it doesnt".... shhhh...

Is there a rule against speaking of its non existence?

If it does exist, then you are obligated to follow the rules.

You are obligated to follow those rules even if you say it doesn't exist.

If it doesn't exist, then there are no rules to break, but if it does come into existence, then you cannot be a part of it, because you've already spoken of it, which is a violation of the first rule. Now, you may argue that you mentioned it before the rule existed, but because members cannot talk about it, they cannot therefore determine when the club came into existence, thus anyone who has spoken about it must be prohibited from being a member of it.

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anions

14 years ago

I don't think we need to get so worked up over our goals.

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John Durham 14 years ago

Originally Posted by anions

I don't think we need to get so worked up over our goals.

Thats what my great uncle said right before he lost his job and wife and house and car... now he drives a grocery cart up and down broadway and smokes ciggeret butts left in that out door ashtray by the entrance at wall greens.
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Ken Leatherman

14 years ago

Just cause I'm old and slow does not mean I want a gay monkey and it's bald headed pet talking about our non-existent fight in our non-existent fight club, which we can not discuss, when a bald headed monkey handler picks a fight with someone who is 20 + years senior in a non-existent fight club that we are not talking about. Who's founder got banned just because he mentioned the fight club before it existed and the non existent rules were already in place in the non-existent fight club we aren't discussing in this thread.

With all this talk does it mean nobody gets to be a member in a non-existent fight club discussion. Clarification please.

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Domenic Carlson

14 years ago

Originally Posted by Ken Leatherman

Just cause I'm old and slow does not mean I want a gay monkey and it's bald headed pet talking about our non-existent fight in our non-existent fight club, which we can not discuss, when a bald headed monkey handler picks a fight with someone who is 20 + years senior in a non-existent fight club that we are not talking about. Who's founder got banned just because he mentioned the fight club before it existed and the non existent rules were already in place in the non-existent fight club we aren't discussing in this thread.

With all this talk does it mean nobody gets to be a member in a non-existent fight club discussion. Clarification please.

I wouldn't think about it that hard. Can't we just start fights with strangers and lose?