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Ok, I'm sorry to do this to you. But I just have to because it's so
good.

I got a spam message, tonight, from my future love, Elenna. I just
have to share it with you.

"I dream to find the love that overrides my boundaries as the sea
sweeps over rocks and sands alike, crushed my barriers into dust out
of which they were built, overwhelms me with its beauty, bewilders
me with its sweetness, charms me with its purity, and loses me in its
great shoeless immensity.

Would you be so kind to help me with this?"

I thought about the kind of love she's searching for. But... alas, maybe
I'm just not right for her.

I was good to go until the bit about losing her in its great shoeless
immensity.

That one requires someone much more skilled in the amour arts. Someone
far more elequent than I. Someone who... I know!

I'll send her King Shiloh's thread! You know the one where he talks about
never washing his socks! I bet she changes her mind about the shoeless
immensity thing.

Luv ya, King!


Ken
  • Profile picture of the author ana15
    no matter you just love one person..keep it up.
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    LOL. She needs to wear shoes so I can barf on them.

    But all seriousness aside, last night I was reading a report from a naturopathic physician who rocks, and he was saying that #1 if you are sick take your shoes off and walk around in the grass and on the beach.

    You will get vibrations from the earth that will help to heal you.

    So maybe your shoeless puke knows something about cosmic shoelessness.

    Is she a 'Russian Bride' or an 'Ivory Coast Babe with $200 mil from her assassinated daddy'?

    If I hear you have eloped I will be concerned...
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    • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
      Originally Posted by Patrician View Post

      LOL. She needs to wear shoes so I can barf on them.

      But all seriousness aside, last night I was reading a report from a naturopathic physician who rocks, and he was saying that #1 if you are sick take your shoes off and walk around in the grass and on the beach.

      You will get vibrations from the earth that will help to heal you.

      So maybe your shoeless puke knows something about cosmic shoelessness.

      Is she a 'Russian Bride' or an 'Ivory Coast Babe with $200 mil from her assassinated daddy'?

      If I hear you have eloped I will be concerned...
      Yes, I do believe she was of the Russian bride strain of shoelessness.

      Every single day, multiple times a day, I get emails from all sorts of high ranking
      officials from the dark continent, allegedly.

      What makes me wonder is someone must fall for those emails because they keep
      sending them out. I can't imagine why they keep sending them. Maybe they think
      they'll wear us down and we'll go, "Ok... I'll give it a shot. Maybe it's for real and
      the general or ambassador is not a scam."

      I did receive an email from a guy who owns and operates a 'get married' thing in
      Columbia. I think this guy is real, and that's what he does in Columbia. But he
      has a service that consists of personalized searching. It runs for the low, low price
      of 10k.

      Maybe I'm in the wrong business.

      Hey, Pat... look, ok. For only 5K I can hook you up with this King. LOL. Don't laugh.
      He's really a King. But he has this peculiar personal habit. I'm sure you can get used
      to it (stench) after a while...


      Ken
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    it shows she loves you a lot
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    • Profile picture of the author waterotter
      Ken, I've said this before, you're too funny!
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      • Profile picture of the author ThomM
        Would you be so kind to help me with this?"
        You will get vibrations from the earth that will help to heal you.
        There you go Ken.
        Just send her a vibrator:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author garyv
    What???!! That Shoeless Two-Timing Nerd Herder! I thought she only loved me!
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  • Profile picture of the author ckglo4real
    Love must be prepared to pay some price if really there anything like that.
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    • Profile picture of the author garyv
      Originally Posted by ckglo4real View Post

      Love must be prepared to pay some price if really there anything like that.
      Aha - I think we've found your shoeless bride! lol
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      • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
        Originally Posted by garyv View Post

        Aha - I think we've found your shoeless bride! lol
        Ok Gary, I'll make you a deal cuz we go back a ways.

        She's yours for only 3 grand. That's the best I can do. Paypal works.


        Ken
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        • Profile picture of the author garyv
          Originally Posted by KenThompson View Post

          Ok Gary, I'll make you a deal cuz we go back a ways.

          She's yours for only 3 grand. That's the best I can do. Paypal works.


          Ken
          I'm sorry, but I only pay for my brides w/ western union. :p
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  • Profile picture of the author sarahberra
    How interesting. Thanks for sharing. It sounds like she does love you. LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author KimW
    Re: She loves me...

    yeah,yeah,yeah!
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      eewwwww - mushy...

      overrides my boundaries
      loses me in its great shoeless immensity.
      I guess it's ok if you like a hugely fat woman with big feet...but that kind of talk would get on my nerves. But then, I'm not looking for a woman, anyway....
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      that's why there are so many of us.
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      • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        eewwwww - mushy...




        I guess it's ok if you like a hugely fat woman with big feet...but that kind of talk would get on my nerves. But then, I'm not looking for a woman, anyway....
        Now Kay... why do you assume she's hugely fat? Just because she
        has big feet? She could be svelt and lithe. lol


        Ken
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      Ken -

      I look for hidden meaning and "override my boundaries" could be a BIG clue

      If you decide to correspond (I know you want to) you might want to ask for some specific dimensions...and foot size...just to be prepared.


      I still think it's far too icky/gooey - but maybe that's just me.
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      • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Ken -

        I look for hidden meaning and "override my boundaries" could be a BIG clue

        If you decide to correspond (I know you want to) you might want to ask for some specific dimensions...and foot size...just to be prepared.


        I still think it's far too icky/gooey - but maybe that's just me.
        Well, I can't fool you, Kay! lol

        icky/gooey? Oh Kay... you're just shy.


        Ken
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      • Profile picture of the author LynnM
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        Ken -

        I look for hidden meaning and "override my boundaries" could be a BIG clue
        Maybe her boundary has been unbreached so far.
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        • Profile picture of the author Kay King
          If "she" talks that to everyone - her boundaries are probably safe.
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          It actually doesn't take much to be considered a 'difficult woman' -
          that's why there are so many of us.
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          • Profile picture of the author KenThompson
            Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

            If "she" talks that to everyone - her boundaries are probably safe.
            Oh well Kay I think it's safe to assume that 'she' isn't one. Since
            it was spam, it's probably some guy spamming 10% of the entire
            net population.

            I didn't click on the link, so it'll forever remain a mystery.

            Since I sometimes receive the same spam messages until they get
            tired of spamming me; if I ever get it again, I'll PM you the link and
            you can check it out for us.


            Ken
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    Wow that was romantic....
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