Probably the funniest spam email I've ever gotten

by Brandon Tanner

Posted: 14 years ago 8 replies

OFF TOPIC

I usually don't waste any time with this sort of nonsense, but the email I just received was too funny not to share...

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Let professionels push your websites to the Top pages on the most famous
search engines 

We believe that writing a good article isn't a secretary's job, it's an 
intelligent job, it should be done carefuly, it involves a high level marketing 
background and an effecient psychological approach to target deeply 
costumer's wiches and thoughts 

We will write and rewrite articles for your websites...

Effecient professionels who carefuly target deeply their costumer's wiches.

What more could I possibly want from an article writing service?

Rough Outline 14 years ago

I remember getting a spam email and in the from section it just said "FBI", I laughed so hard. Serious desperately, hilarious stuff.
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ce2gain 14 years ago

That is seriously funny! He should have let the secretary do the writing.
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HeySal 14 years ago

Well, he's probably dead on the mark about one thing......

Considering all the misspellings, and the lack of understanding of punctuation, I bet he does write ....then re-write endlessly until he finally gets it right.
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- Kay King 14 years ago
  
  We will write and rewrite articles....
  
  running as many sentences together as you desire and using more commas than will fit in the average book.
  
  Wow, what an offer.
  
  kay
  
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CDarklock 14 years ago

Originally Posted by Brandon Tanner

Effecient professionels who carefuly target deeply their costumer's wiches.

Well, hey, if you happen to be selling wich costumes for Hallowe'en...
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- seasoned 14 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by CDarklock
  
  Well, hey, if you happen to be selling wich costumes for Hallowe'en...
  
  BUT, as I was going to say, he spelled it wrong! It is wiTches!!!!!! 8-)
  
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sarahberra 14 years ago

Be careful when open spam because these emails often contain viruses. I have heard that you can get a virus just by hovering your mouse over an email. Did you hear about the black box twitter issue??
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- 247Copywriter 13 years ago
  
  I've had two here which made me chuckle...
  
  Hello
  My name is mis mummy i saw your profile today at (email link removed) became intrested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send a mail to my email address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address (email link removed) i believe we can move from here.I am waiting for your mail to my email address above.mis mummy.(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love matters alot in life)
  Please reply me with my email address here
  
  (email address removed)
  
  god bless you
  from mummy
  
  Creepy!
  
  Or, how about this one copied and pasted in part below...
  
  "What if I told you there was a way to make
  $2700 daily with youtube just four hours of
  work and zero investment... would you be interested?"
  Hello you.I'm Dong,I'm blogger,Today,I email to you because I want share with you ebook about tip to help you make money online with (yuotube).
  I want to prove to you that making money online is not a scam or
  a pipe dream.
  
  Pleaseeeee! :rolleyes:
  
  The funny thing is, even if I tried I don't think I could make some of this stuff up lol.
  
  Mis Mummy loves me, weyhey, and 'Dong' is trying to establish credibility and trust LOL.
  
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