WORD HELP: What's related to "splorf" but w/o laughing?

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Hello Warriors. I need a word to describe the act of ejecting liquid from nose or mouth due to surprise or shock, not laughter (splorf).

Splorf is defined as: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.

But I need a word that doesn't denote laughter.
#laughing #related #splorf #w or o #word
  • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
    Kevin, we call that "sneezing" here in the States...
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  • Profile picture of the author David McKee
    Splutz.

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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    bummer - my 2 thesaurus' (thesaruri?) do not even have the word splorf defined. Nor does my dictionary - nor does the OED. all I found was from the urban dictionary which is the same thing above.

    I will admit sneeze is as good as it gets, except for maybe projectile vomit....I've seen that hurled through a nose or two in my day....

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    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
      Originally Posted by jacktackett View Post

      bummer - my 2 thesaurus' (thesaruri?) do not even have the word splorf defined. Nor does my dictionary - nor does the OED. all I found was from the urban dictionary which is the same thing above.

      I will admit sneeze is as good as it gets, except for maybe projectile vomit....I've seen that hurled through a nose or two in my day....

      --Jack
      Yeah. Been looking through Urban Dictionary. They definitely need an Urban Thesaurus.
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      • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
        Splurt? Splutter?

        Sounds like the word should start with spl...
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        • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          Splurt? Splutter?

          Sounds like the word should start with spl...
          Unfortunately, splurt has another meaning that may change the meaning of my sentence.
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        • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
          Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

          Splurt? Splutter?

          Sounds like the word should start with spl...
          Spliffle.

          Yes, it took me six years to come up with that.
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          • Profile picture of the author lanfear63
            Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

            Spliffle.

            Yes, it took me six years to come up with that.
            Looking at your word I would say it was a Joint Venture.
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            • Profile picture of the author DJL
              What's wrong with barf, or heave, or lose your lunch, or toss your cookies?
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              • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
                Originally Posted by DJL View Post

                What's wrong with barf, or heave, or lose your lunch, or toss your cookies?
                Those terms give an idea of more than just liquid contents being expelled.
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              • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
                Originally Posted by DJL View Post

                What's wrong with barf, or heave, or lose your lunch, or toss your cookies?
                Nothing at all - no need to feel ashamed. Down here, we're all used to Claude's avatar by now.
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                • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                  Originally Posted by DJL View Post

                  What's wrong with barf, or heave, or lose your lunch, or toss your cookies?
                  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

                  Nothing at all - no need to feel ashamed. Down here, we're all used to Claude's avatar by now.
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                  If I didn't know better, I'd almost suspect that there is an insult buried in there somewhere.
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                  • Profile picture of the author DJL
                    Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                    If I didn't know better, I'd almost suspect that there is an insult buried in there somewhere.
                    It might be time to take your perspicacity in for its 50,000 mile tune-up.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Claude Whitacre
                      Originally Posted by DJL View Post

                      It might be time to take your perspicacity in for its 50,000 mile tune-up.
                      I absolutely did NOT have to look up "perspicacity".

                      No! I did not!

                      Don't even think it!
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                      • Profile picture of the author DJL
                        Originally Posted by Claude Whitacre View Post

                        I absolutely did NOT have to look up "perspicacity".

                        No! I did not!

                        Don't even think it!
                        I believe you, though thousands might not.
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    vomit? just saying
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  • Profile picture of the author sbucciarel
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    sputter

    v. sput·tered, sput·ter·ing, sput·ters. v.intr. 1. To spit out or spray particles of saliva or food from the mouth in noisy bursts

    to spit or squirt from the mouth with explosive sounds. 2. : to utter hastily or explosively in confusion or excitement <"that's ridiculous!" she sputtered>

    Sputtering is a process whereby atoms are ejected from a solid target material due to bombardment of the target by energetic particles. ...
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  • Profile picture of the author candoit2
    shock and ooze eh? Not laughter.

    How about Spew?
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      schnozzle or shnozzle or schnoozle or shnortage
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      • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
        I was just looking up the word "splorf" and guess what thread I found in the first page results?

        Happy 2010!

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    ^ Jill Carpenter . . . dead thread bumper.
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      Some people just show off for their birthday....
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      • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        ^ Jill Carpenter . . . dead thread bumper.
        Yes, I confess, intentional thread bump.

        But we are in off topic, and I started wondering about Kevin.
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        • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
          Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

          Yes, I confess, intentional thread bump.

          But we are in off topic, and I started wondering about Kevin.
          That's okay, it was nice to see Kevin's smiling face again, anyway.


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          • Profile picture of the author Frank Donovan
            Over five years later, and "splorf" still rules.

            Also, I miss Bill (aka Killer Joe)'s posts.

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            • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Over five years later, and splorf still rules.

              Also, I miss Bill (aka Killer Joe)'s posts.

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              Now that man had a ridiculously good sense of humor! I knew if I was a little bummed out about something, I could always come here, talk with him, and laugh myself right back into happiness at the funny, silly and witty things he'd say or at the photo's he'd "shop"!

              I miss him too.


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              • Profile picture of the author tagiscom
                Originally Posted by Jill Carpenter View Post

                I was just looking up the word "splorf" and guess what thread I found in the first page results?

                Happy 2010!

                Where's a time machine when you need one...
                Arrr, the good old days!


                Yes, good to see some familiar faces, but then l looked at the dates, and thought ok, some silly newbie is going to get a tongue lashing!

                But it is your birthday Jill, so you are off the hook, splorf!

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            • Profile picture of the author Jill Carpenter
              Originally Posted by Frank Donovan View Post

              Over five years later, and "splorf" still rules.

              Also, I miss Bill (aka Killer Joe)'s posts.

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              Bill transformed my "sputnik" logo into a rotating sputnik. He did an awesome job. Should hunt him down and see what he's up to.
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