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Hooters Girl Competes In Contest Thinking She'll Win A Toyota, Actually Wins Toy Yoda...Geekologie

by Mister Googlehead
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This story is old as hell, but I'd never heard it and it's too good to pass up. So apparently a Florida Hooters waitress competed in a beer-sales competition in which the grand prize was a Toyota, only thing is, it was never spelled, only spoken.

In a funny twist and play on words, Hooters didn't award a Toyota but gave her a ......

A Toy Yoda!

Jodee Berry, the former waitress, is now suing Hooters! Appearantly, she wasn't too amused by the joke!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Apparently it was all part of an April Fool's Joke. Seriously thought, that's a pretty cruel joke. Especially because she kind of looks like Yoda. That's how feelings get hurt.

UPDATE: Apparently Hooters settled for an undisclosed amount of money that was more than enough to buy a Toyota. Dammit Hooters, stick to your wings guns.

Hooters Girl thought she was getting a Free Toyota in Drinking Contest [idiotbrain]

Thanks to Shannon, who once entered a contest for an Oldsmobile, won, and got an Alexander Calder original worth millions. Well done!
#hooters girl competes
  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    Reminds me of the 100 Grand radio contest held by Opie and Anthony...

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    This incident will be recorded with all the others in the grand list that men use to support the illogical fallacy that women are stupid because all the energy needed for neuron linking and firing is used up growing big breasts.

    Unfortunately the list has been comprised by men who's seminal ducts have become overloaded and are clogging their neural firing processes and it has no bearing on reality.

    Everyone knows it's hair color that determines intelligence.

    :rolleyes::p
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    • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      This incident will be recorded with all the others in the grand list that men use to support the illogical fallacy that women are stupid because all the energy needed for neuron linking and firing is used up growing big breasts.

      Unfortunately the list has been comprised by men who's seminal ducts have become overloaded and are clogging their neural firing processes and it has no bearing on reality.
      Wow, if anybody can translate this to dudespeak it would be a lot easier to read...
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Bill Farnham View Post

        Wow, if anybody can translate this to dudespeak it would be a lot easier to read...
        :confused: Holy cow, KJ -- do you think that such a translator exists? If one does, I'm sure they are hiding out to avoid being swamped with needy, just as some healers have found the need to do. What would the price of a competent male/female translation be? Surely too much for my meager bank account.
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        • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
          Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

          I think she's saying men think with their todgers.
          Bummer.


          I was really counting on this as gospel...
          ...women are stupid because all the energy needed for neuron linking and firing is used up growing big breasts.
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