I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house

Jeannie Crabtree · 08-13-2008, 01:03 PM

I just could not get awake this morning. The alarm rang, I turned it off and went
back to sleep.

I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house. I could hear them talking,
and my brother offered them a sandwich. I just could not wake up enough
to get up and talk with them.

My brother offered them a sandwich and they left after a while.

Rats! Imagine what I could have learned in an all day session with them.
Even if it had been manufactured from my own subconcious wisdom, I
am sure I would have learned a few things. LOL

What caused this dream? I have been receiving emails and thinking about
San Diego. I used to live down there and miss it.

I had looked over my marketing to do list before bed. It came out in
the end as a dream of just missing two big marketers on the internet
and what might have been...

Funny how our brain works isn't it?

Jeannie

frank-kern · 08-13-2008, 01:54 PM

I just want the sandwich.

Harlan · 08-13-2008, 02:01 PM

The rest of the dream was x rated and can't be posted on a public forum.

frank-kern · 08-13-2008, 02:05 PM

That's not what I meant by "sandwich".

Dana_W · 08-13-2008, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frank-kern

That's not what I meant by "sandwich".

ha ha ha...Frank manages to slip in an "m for mature audiences only" reference...

Seriously, there are EIGHT THREADS right now on the front page of the Warrior Forum devoted to Frank Kern subjects! One of which I started, I confess.

Where does he get his evil powers? A mind control ray beaming out of his basement? (I saw something like that on "Painkiller Jane".)

Harlan · 08-13-2008, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dana_W

Seriously, there are EIGHT THREADS right now on the front page of the Warrior Forum devoted to Frank Kern subjects! One of which I started, I confess.

It's all part of his evil plans for world domination.

Michael Mayo · 08-13-2008, 02:44 PM

Wow Jeannie, You alright?

That had to be devastating.

I would get a good lawyer and sue them both.

Think about it, knowing you might miss their visit, you'll never be able to sleep again!...

Have a Great Day!
Michael

Dvgeoster · 08-13-2008, 04:33 PM

Jason Mophet I think :P

Jeannie Crabtree · 08-13-2008, 07:14 PM

Frank, trouble is I don't even know what kind of sandwich you had!

Quote:

Originally Posted by frank-kern

I just want the sandwich.

Harlan, Harlan, no x rated stuff.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harlan

The rest of the dream was x rated and can't be posted on a public forum.

Yeah Michael, another what might have been to add to my list. lol.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

Wow Jeannie, You alright?

That had to be devastating.

I would get a good lawyer and sue them both.

Think about it, knowing you might miss their visit, you'll never be able to sleep again!...

Have a Great Day!
Michael

Jason Moffatt, another marketer living in the San Diego area.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1inamillion

Who is J-mo?

Jeannie

gareth · 08-13-2008, 09:46 PM

Last night i dreamed about the fourth dimension.

I am doing advanced calculus at university - prob why.

Anyway I can explain it in 3d. I took a cube and the side is a square right.

So a square on one side is a line on the top, if you take another side and its line the intersect will give you a point on the top.

In my dream this was how i was equating who my target customers were. They were the points. They fell into two overlapping datasets which were the squares.

Except it was in 4d and the squares were cubes.

Now during the dream this was eureka material man. I had found the golden challice.

Really its datamining to find customers matching a criteria. But I will look into this now beacause I am intrigued.

HeySal · 08-13-2008, 09:57 PM

So they got the sandwich and left? Hmmmm. Bad marketing to take something and
give nothing in return. Shame you you Frank and John. I think you should both owe
her a free copy of your next product.

George Sepich · 08-13-2008, 10:20 PM

Part One..

And you offered Frank and JMO a beer. But JMO took Frank's beer because it wasn't a lite beer and he knew if Frank drank any more heavy beer he would sink next time he surfed, and just saying "he ain't heavy he's my brother" would not defy the laws of gravity. JMO knew that Frank had already been practicing "Mass Control" over his bladder and could go a long time without going, but that fact just made JMO even more pissy (or is that pissier?)

To be continued...

Johnny12345 · 08-15-2008, 09:24 PM

It wasn't a dream. Frank came to your house to give you a free copy of his "Mass control" product. You didn't answer the door so Frank left and gave it to the next person on his list.

Johnny

gareth · 08-15-2008, 10:33 PM

I got cheeky to mofo last night while he was on his ustream thing.

Dude was up all night. Some dude called Matt Trainer came out of the closet live on ustream and confessed to having a liking for mofo.

But this other Dude Vegas Vince said he would be sending some porn actresses around to Matts place to try and set him on the straight and narrow.

Michael Francis · 08-16-2008, 08:28 AM

Wow frank and jmo must be doing some good marketing. They are using subliminal messages in there copy to make you dream of them.

HypnoMarketing......

Nice

Tinkerbell · 08-16-2008, 03:25 PM

Do you ever get to feelin' goofy and decide to do something totally off the wall stupid? Yeah. Well, that's what I spent (wasted) too much time doing this morning...building a super-silly site - kinda a "fan site" featuring two of my favorite internet marketers.

If ya'll feel up to havin' a chuckle and/or wastin' a few minutes of your time, pop over and check it out. Just remember I told you it was nuts ... you were warned.

Oh, and don't tell "the guys" okay? They might laugh themselves to death and then we wouldn't be able to buy anymore of their mega-cool, sooper-awesomeness stuff!

Tink

PS: Here's the linkage, dude. And hey! Don't hurt yourself clickin' it. I don't got insurance!

KernMoffattTheFrog | Jumpin' Right Along!

Mormuno01 · 03-25-2009, 02:35 PM

***UPDATE*** I read this thread yesterday, and I dreamed of Frank Kern last night! What the heck? I had a dream that I went to his Seminar in San Diego, and the kid from Slumdog Millionaire was guest speaking on how to hack the game show. Then Frank started to throw surfboards at people, and everyone was calling the cops and running around reckless! hahaha

magni · 03-25-2009, 05:32 PM

That is WEIRD. Everybody getting dreams about marketers?

08-13-2008, 01:03 PM	#1
Jeannie Crabtree Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: , , USA. Posts: 1,847 Thanks: 100 Thanked 42 Times in 31 Posts	I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house I just could not get awake this morning. The alarm rang, I turned it off and went back to sleep. I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house. I could hear them talking, and my brother offered them a sandwich. I just could not wake up enough to get up and talk with them. My brother offered them a sandwich and they left after a while. Rats! Imagine what I could have learned in an all day session with them. Even if it had been manufactured from my own subconcious wisdom, I am sure I would have learned a few things. LOL What caused this dream? I have been receiving emails and thinking about San Diego. I used to live down there and miss it. I had looked over my marketing to do list before bed. It came out in the end as a dream of just missing two big marketers on the internet and what might have been... Funny how our brain works isn't it? Jeannie
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08-13-2008, 01:54 PM	#2
frank-kern HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 224 Thanks: 0 Thanked 34 Times in 10 Posts	I just want the sandwich.
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08-13-2008, 02:01 PM	#3
Harlan Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boca Raton,FL , USA. Posts: 974 Blog Entries: 10 Thanks: 185 Thanked 424 Times in 163 Posts	The rest of the dream was x rated and can't be posted on a public forum.
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08-13-2008, 02:05 PM	#4
frank-kern HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 224 Thanks: 0 Thanked 34 Times in 10 Posts	That's not what I meant by "sandwich".
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08-13-2008, 02:44 PM	#7
Michael Mayo WSOGold.com War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: USA. Kentucky Posts: 4,427 Blog Entries: 16 Thanks: 1,552 Thanked 1,294 Times in 659 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Wow Jeannie, You alright? That had to be devastating. I would get a good lawyer and sue them both. Think about it, knowing you might miss their visit, you'll never be able to sleep again!... Have a Great Day! Michael
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08-13-2008, 04:33 PM	#8
Dvgeoster Active Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Wales UK Posts: 52 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Jason Mophet I think :P

08-13-2008, 09:46 PM	#10
gareth KFC undercover operative War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 45 Thanked 72 Times in 53 Posts Social Networking	Last night i dreamed about the fourth dimension. I am doing advanced calculus at university - prob why. Anyway I can explain it in 3d. I took a cube and the side is a square right. So a square on one side is a line on the top, if you take another side and its line the intersect will give you a point on the top. In my dream this was how i was equating who my target customers were. They were the points. They fell into two overlapping datasets which were the squares. Except it was in 4d and the squares were cubes. Now during the dream this was eureka material man. I had found the golden challice. Really its datamining to find customers matching a criteria. But I will look into this now beacause I am intrigued.
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08-13-2008, 09:57 PM	#11
HeySal The Nature Lady War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: , , USA. Posts: 4,099 Thanks: 2,673 Thanked 3,194 Times in 1,753 Posts Social Networking	So they got the sandwich and left? Hmmmm. Bad marketing to take something and give nothing in return. Shame you you Frank and John. I think you should both owe her a free copy of your next product.
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08-13-2008, 10:20 PM	#12
George Sepich TalkMarketingNow.com War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Illinois Posts: 4,930 Thanks: 9 Thanked 150 Times in 71 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Part One.. And you offered Frank and JMO a beer. But JMO took Frank's beer because it wasn't a lite beer and he knew if Frank drank any more heavy beer he would sink next time he surfed, and just saying "he ain't heavy he's my brother" would not defy the laws of gravity. JMO knew that Frank had already been practicing "Mass Control" over his bladder and could go a long time without going, but that fact just made JMO even more pissy (or is that pissier?) To be continued...
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08-15-2008, 09:24 PM	#13
Johnny12345 John Palmieri, Copywriter War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: USA Posts: 762 Thanks: 126 Thanked 104 Times in 84 Posts	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house It wasn't a dream. Frank came to your house to give you a free copy of his "Mass control" product. You didn't answer the door so Frank left and gave it to the next person on his list. Johnny
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08-15-2008, 10:33 PM	#14
gareth KFC undercover operative War Room Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: New Zealand. Posts: 1,718 Thanks: 45 Thanked 72 Times in 53 Posts Social Networking	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house I got cheeky to mofo last night while he was on his ustream thing. Dude was up all night. Some dude called Matt Trainer came out of the closet live on ustream and confessed to having a liking for mofo. But this other Dude Vegas Vince said he would be sending some porn actresses around to Matts place to try and set him on the straight and narrow.
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08-16-2008, 08:28 AM	#15
Michael Francis Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: , , USA. Posts: 1,222 Thanks: 9 Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house Wow frank and jmo must be doing some good marketing. They are using subliminal messages in there copy to make you dream of them. HypnoMarketing...... Nice
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08-16-2008, 03:25 PM	#16
Tinkerbell The Idea Fairy War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Here and there. Posts: 917 Blog Entries: 3 Thanks: 183 Thanked 295 Times in 56 Posts Contact Info	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house Do you ever get to feelin' goofy and decide to do something totally off the wall stupid? Yeah. Well, that's what I spent (wasted) too much time doing this morning...building a super-silly site - kinda a "fan site" featuring two of my favorite internet marketers. If ya'll feel up to havin' a chuckle and/or wastin' a few minutes of your time, pop over and check it out. Just remember I told you it was nuts ... you were warned. Oh, and don't tell "the guys" okay? They might laugh themselves to death and then we wouldn't be able to buy anymore of their mega-cool, sooper-awesomeness stuff! Tink PS: Here's the linkage, dude. And hey! Don't hurt yourself clickin' it. I don't got insurance! KernMoffattTheFrog \| Jumpin' Right Along!
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03-25-2009, 02:35 PM	#17
Mormuno01 $20 Million Dollar Man Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Orange County, CA Posts: 26 Thanks: 0 Thanked 15 Times in 7 Posts Contact Info	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house *UPDATE* I read this thread yesterday, and I dreamed of Frank Kern last night! What the heck? I had a dream that I went to his Seminar in San Diego, and the kid from Slumdog Millionaire was guest speaking on how to hack the game show. Then Frank started to throw surfboards at people, and everyone was calling the cops and running around reckless! hahaha

03-25-2009, 05:32 PM	#18
magni Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: I dreamed Frank Kern and J-Mo came to my house That is WEIRD. Everybody getting dreams about marketers?