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Old men may walk slow, BUT think F A S T

by Mike Wright
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An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!' The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

  • Profile picture of the author clint48
    That was funny Mike, but he must have had a while to think of that, because old men don't think very fast, take my word for it, I am one.

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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    Another thing about old age is even when you've hear it before - its still funny! Thanks for a good giggle Mike!

    Also Clint - where in NC are you located? I don't come across many NC warriors on the forum so always glad to see a fellow tar heel.
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    • Profile picture of the author clint48
      Originally Posted by jacktackett View Post

      Another thing about old age is even when you've hear it before - its still funny! Thanks for a good giggle Mike!

      Also Clint - where in NC are you located? I don't come across many NC warriors on the forum so always glad to see a fellow tar heel.
      I am in a small town about 10 miles N. of Durham, Jack. I see you are are in Cary, that's a nice place.
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