Whats The Worst Thing You've Ever Said When You Were Drunk?

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Tina Golden

13 years ago

"Okay, hon...maybe you're right and just once WON'T hurt"

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Ride_the_lightning

Banned 13 years ago

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Dennis Gaskill

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Ride_the_lightning

Hmmm? It's hard to remember now but the people said that it was some words to the policeman and as you know this category of people have no sense of humor

I've known cops with a great sense of humor. The time and place is important though. They take their job seriously, as they should.

Police Humor

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kimberly Aita 13 years ago

LOL I seriously laughed out loud....

Originally Posted by Bill Farnham

"I Do."

Jusy kidding...
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DireStraits

13 years ago

Too offensive (and perhaps nonsensical) to repeat here!

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sparckyz

13 years ago

shouted out "she's bald!"

Didn't occur to me there was a good reason for being bald

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peterj 13 years ago

"My God your beautiful!"
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kimberly Aita

13 years ago

I can't remember hehe

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Pauline60

13 years ago

That's a tough one...so many to choose from

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cosmoslad

13 years ago

I love my Yugo!

Not sure what happened after that.

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Audrey Harvey

13 years ago

I stood up and sang "Flower of Scotland" at a crowded pipe band gathering after more than a few glasses of red wine. Must have done okay because even my hubby told me it was good, and I was asked to do it again. Never have, though...

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DireStraits

13 years ago

I went out by myself to a rock club last night, got "blathered" exclusively off triple black Sambuca shots and was falling about all over the place (still hungover - blurgh).

Apparently I stumbled into some metal railings, then approached a group of people waiting for a taxi, before informing one girl she looked like a cross between Joni Mitchell and Sissy Spacek. :confused:

I don't know why, but I think she was considering slapping me. Instead she just walked behind her boyfriend, who gave me the evil eye, waved his arms around and told me to beat it.

When people accuse me of looking like Keanu Reeves or someone, I don't react like that. :confused:

LOL.

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Michael Oksa

13 years ago

I holensty have no idae waht the wrsot thign was I said wehn I was drnuk.

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jeffathome

13 years ago

"I'm all in" Cost me quite a few bucks.

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winfredjames

13 years ago

People tell whatever they feel like when they are drunk but the worst thing is that "sitting with people who are drunk and listening to them without you drunk"...

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PeterDunin

13 years ago

shall we see if your friend wants to join in.

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sloanjim

13 years ago

ROFl :-)....say no more...I can only imagine.....

"Okay, hon...maybe you're right and just once WON'T hurt"

Tina

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sloanjim

13 years ago

"hoensssstly ossificer....i only had 2...Hic.."

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MikeAmbrosio

13 years ago

I was 15. I was so drunk I literally crawled in to the house on my hands and knees. My mother sees me (so much for sneaking in..) and knows I am 3 sheets.

"I'd beat the sh1t out of you but you're so drunk you probably won't notice and forget I did!"

"That shounds like a plan... please beat me now... maybe the f*#cing room will shtop spinnin!"

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craigcdz

13 years ago

Well thanks GOD i do not drink and have seen people just throwing out rubbish words when they are drunk!

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Karen Blundell

13 years ago

it's one of the reasons I barely drink anymore except for a glass of red wine now and again and a little treat of Grand Marnier during the holidays.

because I really said this once: "I love you, Steve...hic...ah, I mean, Gary!"
now "Gary" was a real jealous guy. You can imagine what explaining I had to do the next day.

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MikeAmbrosio

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Karen Blundell

it's one of the reasons I barely drink anymore except for a glass of red wine now and again and a little treat of Grand Marnier during the holidays.

because I really said this once: "I love you, Steve...hic...ah, I mean, Gary!"
now "Gary" was a real jealous guy. You can imagine what explaining I had to do the next day.

This is the MAIN reason I always used "pet" names back when I was dating. "Babe" was never a wrong name

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Neil Morgan

13 years ago

My friends remind me of an incident circa 1985 in our home town.

Whilst walking home from our local pub one Friday night after a lengthy "session", a couple of local policemen (bobbies on the beat) asked us very politely to keep the noise down as we walked home.

I replied rather loudly (apparently) that I hadn't realised we were living in a f****** police state.

Luckily I was ushered away by my friends before any more harm was done.

Cheers,

Neil

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