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Where were these girls when I was growing up?

by KimW
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I kissed a Nerd

  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Yeah, it's horrible! You see NICE women or girls locked in BAD relationships, or young women you like, but are too old for, and figure IF ONLY I WERE YOUNGER! 8-( Oh well.... C'est la vie!

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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Re: Where were these girls when I was growing up?
    We were in Michigan, Kim.
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    • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      We were in Michigan, Kim.
      Care to tell me where to find your proteges in India?
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

        Care to tell me where to find your proteges in India?
        No, Sumit. No I can't. I don't think there are any like MI girls anywhere in the world. Some people are thankful for that.

        Dennis........um.....MARRIED............apparently you got one very major break.
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          No, Sumit. No I can't. I don't think there are any like MI girls anywhere in the world. Some people are thankful for that.

          Dennis........um.....MARRIED............apparently you got one very major break.
          Wow, I could make a lot of jokes here, but I'll be kind to my wife and pass.
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        • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          No, Sumit. No I can't. I don't think there are any like MI girls anywhere in the world. Some people are thankful for that.
          Oh... that's bad. I mean, I could end up like Dennis.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    When the girls were into bad boys I was a nice guy. When they wanted a nice guy I was a bad boy. Now they want nerds, and I qualify, but I'm married.

    Man, I can't get no breaks.
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  • Profile picture of the author pethanks
    Maybe you are just too old for them. Lol!
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  • Profile picture of the author ramonacole
    So funny video, really. Haha! Thanks!
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  • Profile picture of the author King Shiloh
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    Sorry for losing out Dennis. I'm happy I'm still single and qualified.

    Welcome Michigan girls! I'm available.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by Sumit Menon View Post

      Oh... that's bad. I mean, I could end up like Dennis.
      Originally Posted by King Shiloh View Post

      Sorry for losing out Dennis. I'm happy I'm still single and qualified.

      Welcome Michigan girls! I'm available.
      You guys have obviously never seen a picture of my wife. Don't go feeling sorry for me. I married my high school sweetheart. The portions of "the picture of me" that you drew for yourselves are wildly off target.
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        You guys have obviously never seen a picture of my wife. Don't go feeling sorry for me. I married my high school sweetheart. The portions of "the picture of me" that you drew for yourselves are wildly off target.
        Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Sorry for ya? LOL now who's drawing with the wrong pack of crayons?
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        • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Dennis, Dennis, Dennis. Sorry for ya? LOL now who's drawing with the wrong pack of crayons?

          Of course - from your pic, I wouldn't classify you as a "nerd". And from what I know of your romance with wordcraft - I would expect the word that probably fits your wife, without benefit of pictures, would be "exotic".
          Aw...come on Sal, I wanna be a nerd, I wanna be a nerd! Actually, my youngest daughter called me that after my second or third book on web design so her comment is my primary qualifier.

          I like the "romance with wordcraft" comment.

          As for my wife being exotic, I guess that depends on your definition of exotic. One definition could loosely fit, but it wouldn't be my first choice of words. Nice guess though. I'd post her picture for you but she's a very private person, although her pic was in my last book.
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    Look out Michigan women, King is on his way. There will be no escaping him.

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    • Profile picture of the author HeySal
      Originally Posted by Don Schenk View Post

      Look out Michigan women, King is on his way. There will be no escaping him.

      :-Don
      Time to give King a new name. Lunch.
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  • Profile picture of the author JustinDupre
    Great video.. Hope girls won't get any hotter 16 years from now lol
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    I m must say wow.... nice video it only happens in movie or videos not in real .. If it happens consider yourself a lucky...
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Crap you're fast, Dennis. I erased most of that post. Just felt like one lining this thread. LOL.

    If it makes you feel better I think you probably were a nerd in high school.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Crap you're fast, Dennis. I erased most of that post. Just felt like one lining this thread. LOL.

      If it makes you feel better I think you probably were a nerd in high school.
      Nah, I was a bad boy in high school. A long haired hippie freak who experimented with ... well, it's enough to say, I experimented.

      Psst...want to me to unquote what you un-wrote?
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      • Profile picture of the author adelainewatson
        They were hiding from you.. :p
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill View Post

        Nah, I was a bad boy in high school. A long haired hippie freak who experimented with ... well, it's enough to say, I experimented.

        Psst...want to me to unquote what you un-wrote?
        Surprise. I had you pictured as a skinny kid with a pocket protector - one that was full of pens not stash.

        And no-- just goes to prove my last statement in the 2012 thread. Once something is existent, it can never again be non-existent. Good job, Einstein. :rolleyes::p
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      Originally Posted by Privat Girls View Post

      Hello, I'm new here

      Just wanted to say hello and will be looking forward to seeing what I can learn here!
      Too bad your a SPAMMER
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        Originally Posted by KimW View Post

        Too bad your a SPAMMER
        I wonder if "she" offers the traditional "60 Day no questions asked money back guarantee".
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        • Profile picture of the author Steven Wagenheim
          This original song is the story of my life. I was indeed the stereotypical nerd
          growing up.

          The song is of the Broadway show tune variety. I wrote it about 8 years
          ago. It's quite different from the stuff you've heard me do of late.

          You can hear it below. The orchestral beginning is a little loud so you might
          want to turn down the volume a bit for the first 5 seconds or so.

          I did enter this into the latest song contest under miscellaneous. We'll see
          how it does. Personally, I think it's one of the best pieces of music I've
          ever written, though not at all what you'd call commercial unless you're
          actually thinking of doing a Broadway play...which I had considered, but
          scrapped the idea.

          Anyway, here's the tune..."I'm Not A Nerd"


          Here are the lyrics so you can follow along.


          I'm Not A Nerd
          (Idea for a Broadway Musical)

          Spoken:

          Jerry: Hey Chuckie, what the heck is wrong with me?
          Chuckie: I don't know Jerry. Do I look like a doctor?
          Jerry: No Chuckie, I'm not sick.
          Chuckie: Well that's good to know Jerry.
          Jerry: You don't understand. My social life is in the toilet.
          Chuckie: Well if you've got bathroom problems Jerry.
          Jerry: It's not bathroom problems Chuckie, it's girl problems.
          Chuckie: What kind of girl problems Jerry?
          Jerry: They just don't like me Chuckie. They don't like me cause I'm a nerd.

          Sung:

          Verse 1:

          Someone tell me why is it when I walk down the street
          Girls they look at me like I had two heads and four feet
          I don't understand it...is it these clothes that I wear?
          Or is it the Clark Kent specs or how I comb my hair?
          They way girls they look at me's so absurd
          And I don't understand...that I know I'm not a nerd

          Verse 2:

          So what that I like to read...since when is that a crime?
          The way girls check out my book bag you'd think that I'd done time
          And what if I've got my head buried in a microscope?
          The way the girls examine me you think I'd shot the Pope
          I can't stand to hear them call me that word
          Everyday...June to May...All they say is I'm a nerd

          Spoken:

          Jerry: Well I'm not a nerd. Okay, well...maybe just a little one. But where would this world be without nerds? Without nerds we wouldn't have Bill Gates or Microsoft.

          Chuckie: And that's a good thing Jerry?

          Jerry: Oh Chuckie, go back to sleep.

          Chuckie: Oh thanks Jerry. I really needed a nap. Now where did I put that blanket?

          Jerry: Ah Chuckie, you're probably sleepin' on it. Oy, and they call me a nerd.

           Sung:

          Partial Verse:

          I can't stand to hear them call me that word
          Everyday...June to May...All they say is I'm a nerd

          Verse 3:

          Someday when I'm famous I'll have every girl in town
          They will look at me and see a man and not a clown
          I'll have the respect that I deserve and so much more
          Girls will look at me like they had never done before

          Final:

          I won't have to worry now when I go walk outside
          Whenever I see a girl won't have to go and hide
          Never have to worry that some girl will laugh at me
          I'll know I'm a man that some of them will never see

          And I will walk on down the street and hold my head up high
          Laughin' at the girls who laughed at me when I walked by
          And I'll sing out just like a man in voice they've never heard
          Look out world, this geek's grown up and I can tell them all

          I'm not a nerd
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    Now this is a fun Off Topic!lol
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    In your mother's closet. LOL.. .
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