True Friendship, Scottish Style

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Are ye tired of those wussy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help ye get drunk and plot revenge against the ******* who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will shake the piss out of ye every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP YER WHINING!

6. When ye are confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7. When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8.. When ye fall, I will laugh my effin head off at you, you clumsy arse. But but I will help ye up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why' you may ask?

Because you are my friend!

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!

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I didn't write this, but the message rings true, so I'm passing it along to all my friends (Scottish or otherwise) here on the WF!

Wishing everyone all the best for Christmas and throughout the coming year!

Val

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