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I Am A Sinner (Deeply Personal Secret)

by thunderbird
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Please don't judge me. I share my deepest personal shame because it is better to release steam than keep it bottled up inside. That way I can spread the chaos and cause a ripple effect of disturbance and more than a little disbelief (you know, like on Jerry Springer, if you're old enough to know what that show was).

It is because of the therapeutic effects of letting it all out that I am about to share a deeply personal secret. As Kahlil Gibran said, "If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees."

OK, this is very strange, but I forgot what I was going to tell you.

Anyway,

Happy New Year!
  • Profile picture of the author Ken
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    OK, this is very strange, but I forgot what I was going to tell you.
    It's OK. I just found it. Blowin' in the Wind.
    But I won't tell a soul 'til you do.

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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    You know you'll go to hell for that don't you?

    Not the "sin", whatever that was, but for the heinous act of NOT sharing a bit of juicy gossip with us.

    For that I have no sympathy for you.

    On the plus side, where you are going will be a lot warmer than it is in Vancouver at the moment.

    A lot warmer.

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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      vancouver weather is pretty mild compared to Eastern Canada, lol.

      (I only share gossip anonymously)

      Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

      You know you'll go to hell for that don't you?

      Not the "sin", whatever that was, but for the heinous act of NOT sharing a bit of juicy gossip with us.

      For that I have no sympathy for you.

      On the plus side, where you are going will be a lot warmer than it is in Vancouver at the moment.

      A lot warmer.
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    I think you need to get a life, Thunderbird!
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by Val.S. View Post

      I think you need to get a life, Thunderbird!
      Thanks for sharing. I read your message out loud to my baby and it made him laugh.
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    Anything that makes a baby laugh is okay by me.
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  • Profile picture of the author Diana Lane
    Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

    OK, this is very strange, but I forgot what I was going to tell you.
    Forgetfulness is a well known side-effect of too much sinning. Shame on you
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  • Profile picture of the author I.M.Retired
    Excusez moi TB - Eastern Ontario is anything but HOT, especially at this time of year. Besides, I don't think Eastern Ontario is exactly the destination 'whateverpedia' has in mind for you at the moment!

    Forgetfulness is a well known side-effect of too much sinning.
    Diana - I'm hoping you don't know this from first hand experience?
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    You sinned, openly admitted it - didn't repent lavishly..........and you didn't get banned from the forum? Geesh, what is this place coming to? Next thing you know people will be spamming each other in here and putting up adsense sites to confound searchers.

    You are the spawn of Satan, Thunderbird.....just in case you'd forgotten.
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