Come on people! Spice it up!

If you have to ask such an illogical question, that is additional proof women don't have the mental capacity to rule the world. It takes logic which is seriously missing in the female brain. Women should just stay home and bear children or tend their chia herb gardens. Reptilians are always looking for healthy women to bear their offspring and eventually populate the world with better quality genes.

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Kay King 15 years ago

I got a chia herb garden what do you think about that? Have you ever grown a chia herb garden?

I've grown herbs for years - rosemary, sage, thyme, several lavendars and about a half dozen more varieties.

Are you ready for women to take over the world?

We already did - men just haven't quite figured it out yet.

Don't you think chipmunks are cute?

They were until Riley infiltrated their ranks and turned them into demons.

Wouldn't it be scary if repilians really existed? Especially since people like the england royal family and the Bushes are reptilians? Why don't they just go away and leave us alone?

I don't mind snakes - it's the "snake in the grass" people I can't stand.

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- valerieSONORA 15 years ago
  
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  I've grown herbs for years - rosemary, sage, thyme, several lavendars and about a half dozen more varieties.
  
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  Well maybe you should give me some tips or write an ebook on growing herbs indoors-do you even grow them indoors?
  
  Last time I tried I got them growing good to start off with then they died and I dunno why Wah wah
  
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

If you have to ask such an illogical question, that is additional proof women don't have the mental capacity to rule the world. It takes logic which is seriously missing in the female brain. Women should just stay home and bear children or tend their chia herb gardens. Reptilians are always looking for healthy women to bear their offspring and eventually populate the world with better quality genes.

As long as you think chipmunks are cute, that's the important thing.

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15 years ago

Hey, annoyed girl, I was trying to start up some juicy controversy here. Why aren't you saying something like I'm a male chauvinist pig for making such a statement like that? How are we going to have some controversy if everyone is acting like girlies and not expressing their real thoughts here?

Whatever happened to espacecadet; that was a real manly man, not one to pussyfoot around when it comes to substantative real issues. If women are the ones ruling the world, we need some real manly leaders to take it away from them and clean up the mess.

Women should just go back home, get pregnant or bake some cookies for the men. And, I think chipmunks are very cute; when they're being cooked on the grill stuffed with chia.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Hey, annoyed girl, I was trying to start up some juicy controversy here. Why aren't you saying something like I'm a male chauvinist pig for making such a statement like that? How are we going to have some controversy if everyone is acting like girlies and not expressing their real thoughts here? Whatever happened to espacecadet; that was a real manly man, not one to pussyfoot around when it comes to substantative real issues. If women are the ones ruling the world, we need some real manly leaders to take it away from them and clean up the mess. Women should just go back home, get pregnant or bake some cookies for the men.

Careful Paul...the female gravevine is a powerful thing.

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myob 15 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Careful Paul...the female gravevine is a powerful thing.

I hope my wife doesn't find out about what I just posted. She'd kill me for sure.
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Hey, annoyed girl, I was trying to start up some juicy controversy here. Why aren't you saying something like I'm a male chauvinist pig for making such a statement like that? How are we going to have some controversy if everyone is acting like girlies and not expressing their real thoughts here?

Whatever happened to espacecadet; that was a real manly man, not one to pussyfoot around when it comes to substantative real issues. If women are the ones ruling the world, we need some real manly leaders to take it away from them and clean up the mess.

Women should just go back home, get pregnant or bake some cookies for the men. And, I think chipmunks are very cute; when they're being cooked on the grill stuffed with chia.

Chipmunks are very cute and I would not be able to tolerate anyone who didn't think they were. So I had to make sure.

I think roles should be reversed to see how that would work out. Women could have regular 9-5 jobs and men stay home and care for the kiddies, watch Barney or The Wiggles or whatever, get playdough out of the carpet, cook, clean, vacuum, do the laundry, grocery shop and have a warm, delicious and healthy dinner on the table when the woman got home.

I would love to have men go through pregnancy and periods too but unfortunately that isn't possible-yet. With all the crazy stuff those scientists come up with, who knows what will happen yet.

I am also very angry at spaceman for not registering again under a new username. Like spaceman. Then he could add some controversy in order to keep the asylum from getting dull.

He said he didn't miss me, so see what happens when someone crosses me? They disappear with no trace left behind. I still think that was a little harsh I would have forgiven him for not missing me.

It sure is hard work trying to keep this asylum interesting with spaceman gone. And I'm not even getting paid for this hard work.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

If you have to ask such an illogical question, that is additional proof women don't have the mental capacity to rule the world. It takes logic which is seriously missing in the female brain. Women should just stay home and bear children or tend their chia herb gardens. Reptilians are always looking for healthy women to bear their offspring and eventually populate the world with better quality genes.

LOL --- very brave guy, Paul. Let us wish for you that you are as hard to find as you are
brave.

Well as to women taking over the world, hum, Clinton tried and failed, so guesss that answers that question.

Good lord, Dave -- that's not a woman. That's one of the reasons people believe in reptilians.

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valerieSONORA 15 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

Good lord, Dave -- that's not a woman. That's one of the reasons people believe in reptilians.

Exactly!!! Hillary can turn a hard core skeptic into believing in reptilians lol

ps-Pax- keep your trigger finger steady and stop deleting your own posts!!!!
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15 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

LOL --- very brave guy, Paul. Let us wish for you that you are as hard to find as you are brave.

Don't blame me for THAT! I was just following orders from annoyedgirl to spice it up because of the lack of controversy now that the elections are over. Now you got a problem with it? Jeesh! Smoke some herbs.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Don't blame me for THAT! I was just following orders from annoyedgirl to spice it up because of the lack of controversy now that the elections are over. Now you got a problem with it? Jeesh! Smoke some herbs.

So send me some if you think I need them. Just because I smoke them doesn't mean I'll quit giving you a hard time. Just means you might have to use more effort figuring out the hard time I am giving you. But anyhow - how can anyone be upset with your explanations that you were just being logical and sensible enough to follow orders/requests of a female?

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HeySal

15 years ago

Never have grown herbs other than chive, but like to pick them when out and about.

Chipmunks are cute - so is anything else with fur as far as I am concerned. Love the little fuzzies.

Women do rule - but don't tell the guys. You know how fragile their egos are.

It would not be scary if there were really reptilians. They are easy to freeze. One good nasty winter and they would go home. LOL. Proof certain the Bush family are not cold blooded other than figuratively speaking.

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15 years ago

Hey I just watched blade runner remastered - annoyed girllooks like one of the androids.

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15 years ago

We won't. I agree. Indeed. Good. No much. No. Hell No. Not really. Yes. Even more so. I don't know. I did.

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by annoyedgirl

Don't let the asylum here get boring!! I know spaceman is gone but we still need some controversy or interesting conversation every now and then. I know people are stuffed from turkey but that was earlier today. So I will try to stimulate an interesting conversation or two.

I got a chia herb garden what do you think about that? Have you ever grown a chia herb garden?

Are you ready for women to take over the world?

Don't you think chipmunks are cute?

Wouldn't it be scary if repilians really existed? Especially since people like the england royal family and the Bushes are reptilians? Why don't they just go away and leave us alone?

There! I expect everyone to give a thorough answer to keep your asylum membership.

Nope, never did.

Haven't they done that already?

Yes, I think so.

Hmm... I wonder about it, too.

Hail to WF!

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DBryan78324

15 years ago

I got a chia herb garden what do you think about that? Have you ever grown a chia herb garden?

Are you ready for women to take over the world?

Don't you think chipmunks are cute?

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If you are growing herbs in your basement, watch out for one of those early morning no knock spearch from you know who. You better be nice, Christmas is just around the corner...

Well as to women taking over the world, hum, Clinton tried and failed, so guesss that answers that question.

As to chimunks being cute, yes they are, and little kids (and some not so little) get a big bang out of feeding them, as well as geese at the lake.

Spaceman, hum, guess he was before my time, but I hope he is feeling well and not on the bummer side...
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Well as for herbs, only culinary herbs come in the Chia herb garden so if anyone searches my townhouse they would only find herbs like cilantro, dill, chives and basil

Has anyone noticed that since the election certain ppl are now gone? Before the election they couldn't shut up about how awful a certain candidate was but now the election is over, they are here no more? Hmmmmm

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myob

15 years ago

Originally Posted by annoyedgirl

Has anyone noticed that since the election certain ppl are now gone? Before the election they couldn't shut up about how awful a certain candidate was but now the election is over, they are here no more? Hmmmmm

They smoked too much of the herb after the election, and are now in a trance awaiting further instructions from the male reptilians by messenger chipmunks for the final stages of the NWO.

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15 years ago

I'm only kidding about the search early in the morning... I've never grown herbs or anything, but corn, potatoes, you know the normal things you plant in a garden,,, Oh, gee, I think I am in trouble now... Maybe that is why I can't get my signature to work, because WF keeps telling me your signature can't have color in it, but lots do, (my link comes out blue), oh well, still setting here with a full stomach from Thanksgivng and hope you all had a great Thanksgiving...
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Originally Posted by DBryan78324

I'm only kidding about the search early in the morning... I've never grown herbs or anything, but corn, potatoes, you know the normal things you plant in a garden,,, Oh, gee, I think I am in trouble now... Maybe that is why I can't get my signature to work, because WF keeps telling me your signature can't have color in it, but lots do, (my link comes out blue), oh well, still setting here with a full stomach from Thanksgivng and hope you all had a great Thanksgiving...
Dave

Shame on you for not growing herbs!!!!

Don't you know how delicious herbs are and healthy!!! Nothing like fresh grown basil in home made spaghetti sauce. Or fresh grown cilantro in a salad or on baked fish!! And there are many uses for lavender!! shame, shame, shame!!!

Go get yourself a chia herb garden!!!

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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Ok this evil post deleter is really making me mad. I know Patrician had a post in here and POOF it's gone. This is really pissing me off and whatever is poofing away posts needs to stop

Pat dont u notice ur post is gone??

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by annoyedgirl

Ok this evil post deleter is really making me mad. I know Patrician had a post in here and POOF it's gone. This is really pissing me off and whatever is poofing away posts needs to stop

Pat dont u notice ur post is gone??

Pat has a twitching trigger finger and deleted her own post by accident. I think she meant to delete gareth's post.

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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Well now the election is over, it will get heated up again in around 4 years. I noticed some ppl conveniently disappeared after the election. Good! Seems they were just here to stir the pot with election insults.

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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

Myob is just practicing for when females take over the world. Disobedient men will be in for a very unpleasant surprise.

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myob 15 years ago

I am never disobedient or even disrespectful to women. It's always a pleasant experience, because I already know what they want without them having to tell me what to do. And if they ask for more, I deliver promptly. (Guaranteed within one minute or less)
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

This asylum is getting pretty boring. I'm going to have to actually GET WORK DONE and BE PRODUCTIVE if it doesn't get more interesting.

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15 years ago

What is your wish, my sweet? I am here only to serve and obey.

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Who's spaceman?
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15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

What is your wish, my sweet? I am here only to serve and obey.

I didn't know Djinns played the stockmarket. I always thought you lived in a condo -- now I find out it's a freaking lamp or a bottle. No wonder you have to grant women wishes. Hard to take women home to the pad, isn't it?

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15 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I didn't know Djinns played the stockmarket. I always thought you lived in a condo -- now I find out it's a freaking lamp or a bottle. No wonder you have to grant women wishes. Hard to take women home to the pad, isn't it?

LOL!

I can play the stock market, the piano, guitar, drums, guns, roses, heart strings, or catch a falling star and put it in my pocket and save it for a rainy day.

Meanwhile, back at the house with the wife and kids (all girls), spicy chipmunks on the grill, and chia ready for harvesting, snakes in the grass, lace and Jack Daniels. That's just how I was trained by my girls - and always granting them wishes. It STAYS spicy around here!

annoyedgirl: I don't know where the bloods and crips live, but they never bother us. They are just too scart to come into our neighborhood with these feisty women around.

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DBryan78324 15 years ago

Originally Posted by annoyedgirl

This asylum is getting pretty boring. I'm going to have to actually GET WORK DONE and BE PRODUCTIVE if it doesn't get more interesting.

Well, here is one for you. Now that you put 10 pounds on over Thanksgiving, you can work if off by going around an taking pictures of all the Christmas liights that are going up all around your neighborhood, course you got to walk and you'll need about 50 pictures to put up on the WF's. Sure am glad us guys don't put weight on like ladies dooooooo.....
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valerieSONORA

15 years ago

I don't get it. Why would I want to take pictures of Christmas lights? lol sounds weird. People would probably call the police saying someone is taking a picture of their house thinking I'm casing their place.

HeySal-I thought myob lived in between the bloods and crips over there. Do the bloods and crips live in condos?

myob- What is my wish? Too many to mention in one post.

Steven- spaceman=espacecadet who was banned and mysteriously disappeared.

Now this is the naughty list of ppl who have not commented on chia herb garden, the cuteness of chipmunks or have tried to spice things up:

ThomM
Pax/Patrician
Dorothy
Dave Patterson
KimW

I can't think of anymore

Where did asianlunatic go??

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DBryan78324

15 years ago

Here is another one for you,,, Did you know men look at ladies in three places, where ladies only look in one place on the human body. Another one here, don't know if you got teenagers or not, but the talk of the town is the school district is going to start requiring unforms for the teens, if they don't start wearing clothes that should be worn, and not pants that hang down around their knees and for the girls, let the boys guess instead of wearing jeans so tight they don't have to guess. Now you all better be careful how you reply to this one, as it could really get you in hot water with the board adm....

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DBryan78324

15 years ago

I don't get it. Why would I want to take pictures of Christmas lights? lol sounds weird. People would probably call the police saying someone is taking a picture of their house thinking I'm casing their place.
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Well, young lady,

Dave has a great hobby called Photography, I've taken lots of pictures of almost everything you can think of. I've won numberous contest and have been featured on AOL and Webshots, plus several of my pictures have been on TV for the picture of the day. Yes, I even have over 100 pictures of a chipmunk climbing up my sons leg and setting in his hand eating potatoe chips out of his hand, with my Granddaughter setting on Dad's leg petting the chipmunk, while we were out in the mountains camping. I've sold copyrights to pictures to different magazines and made enough money doing so to pay for all my equipment and some more. I would not worry about people calling the police, cause they are happy that someone cares enough to take pictures of their Christmas decorations. I take pictures every year of new displays and have a complete cd-disk full of Christmas decorations. Keep up the good work and enjoy, I must ride off into the sunset and get busy on my marketing or my son is going to make more money on the Forex market then I am selling programs... We have a bet going on who makes the most in 1 year, and he is way ahead of me...

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P.S. Don't know who took your picture, but it is one great picture of a beautiful young lady...

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