Newly Discovered Ring Around Uranus.

[YiKeS]

From The Desk Of Bum Marketer .. Christopher "Nugget" J.

Scientest`s at the Cape S-Bend Observatory announced today what
they believe to be a brand new phenomenom near Uranus. "It`s a huge
gas cloud with what appears to be a new type of meteorite" says Dr
Colon Fartescue ... "we have christened the meteorites Logs due to
them being long cylindrical shaped brown objects."

Dr Fartescue went on to explain how they almost named them Floaters
... as they appear to be just floating, barely moving at all or turning. He
also went on to explain that there appeared to be what looks like huge
yellowish lumps scattered over most of the Logs ...

"You`d swear it was corn!" ... he said.

Explaining about the gas cloud, Dr Fartescue said it appears to
repel everything but the Logs, even light. "It`s like a big black hole!"
Dr Fartescue said ... "We were lucky to even notice it, one of our
unmanned space exploration vehicles, "Past Wind" flew straight
into it but was forced away from the area. When we realized what
was happening we sent the craft an order to fire the boosters. It
exploded in a flash of blue flame."

But not before it had taken some brilliant photos of what appears to be
the origin of the gas, a deep trench valley with two rounded hills either
side of it and a deep tunnel right in the centre. Upon these rounded hills
every so often looks like tiny circular mounds, a reddish base turning to
bright yellow towards the top .....

"It looks just like a pimple" .... Dr Fartescue explained ....
"and down near the tunnel is what appears to be a moss like
substance, it looks just like hair closer to the hole."

A new mission is planned for the future with the most senior austranaut
(who is also gay) Dr Ben Dover, expected to plunge into the depths of
the black hole and explore every nook and cranny of the tunnel in the
newly commissioned ship, Frankfart 1. "I thimply can`t wait, it`th a
thpecial feeling plunging in hard where no man hath been before,
thoooo looking forward to it ... path my nail file pleathe Thyril."

Thtay tuned .... ahem .. stay tuned for UP DATES on this amazing
turn of events, stunning pictures from the last ill-fated mission will
be available soon.

Copyright © Jul 12 2007 TYSDOMAINS.com All rights reserved.

This article must not be reproduced without the permission of
the Author, Christopher J. or else we will send you on the
mission with Dr Ben Dover
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Christopher "Nugget" J.

[gareth]

Is that what that damn itch was ?

[TimPhelan]

There's a product out there for anal bleaching. You can be an affiliate also. Might want to look into that, if there is a "ring" around uranus.