What if you were abducted by an Alien?

Probably wish I had worn my brown pants...

Change my medication.

I would be scared but then I'd give them a huge list of people I want them to abduct...and do all kinds of experiments on...and some of them leave them in deep space never to return to earth-like Shrub.

Beam me up Scotty

I'd give them a copy of the movie War of the Worlds. I would tell them to release me immediatey or we would kick their butt too!

OK, you all can laugh if you want to, but I honestly believe I already have been abducted... a few times already. (OK they could have been dreams, but they weren't your ordinary type of dreams... This was one of those 'holy sh-crap where did I just go' type dreams... the ones you NEVER forget.)

Basically, I can recall the feeling of being totally insanely scared at first, then I submitted to the fact that there was nothing I could do, and that's when I started to relax.

I remember sitting on the floor in a hallway, with other humans passed out all around me, I woke up, and a 'Grey' came over to me and put something on my mouth like a suction thing which sucked all the air from my lungs and I passed out again... I guess it's easier for them to do their tests without us concious, freaking out, trying to kill them... I can understand... lol

The next day, I felt a small bump on the back of my neck, directly in the center where my spine meets my skull... then I saw a red mark on the front of my neck... and no they weren't pimples, or bugbites, it was if I had been poked with a needle.... my only conclusion is they stuck a needle through my neck from the back all the way through... samples they were collecting about the spinal system I assume...

I have also seen a handfull of UFO's (things I couldn't identify in the sky that is... I know they could have been 'top secret government tests') The latest UFO I spotted, was a red glowing 'orb' travelling at a serious clip, then it changed directions, a 45 degree turn, virtually instantly.... it definately made me shiver, and think... what the hell is that?!?! (and no... I wasn't dreaming when I saw these)

- Jared

There would be nothing much you can do if the incident indeed is real. You might want to get through a sensitive metal detector though and see if anything was embedded. An experience of such nature doesn't require aliens. Our Gov and military has more tricks up their sleeves than we will ever begin to know. They test stuff on citizens all the time, sometimes with our knowledge and approval, more often without. Nothing new in that at all. Look at mind control patents - around 150 or so and people generally still call someone a conspiracy theorist if they think that someone might be trying to control their minds. LOL.

HeySal, are you saying the gov would kidnap ppl and embed something in their body? What are the things they are up to?

This is the kind of stuff nightmares are made of. Someone in Hollywood should make a horror film about gov. experiments. Look at what they did to black ppl in what, the 70s? Injecting them with syphilis on purpose for some experiment. And that would have remained secret if it weren't for a whistleblower.

No thanks, I don't wanna get scared. Especially cause there's nothing we the American people can do about it.

Call for McDonalds.

I mean, who can't resist a Big Mac?!

I would probably go insane tbh...

hmm, The Franklin cover up,CIA/LSD,Abu Ghraib,eminent domain to benefit business, recent and never ending bail-outs, Dr. Cornelius Rhoads gifting humans with cancer , Tuskegee,The Pellagra Incident, prisoners in Chicago given Malaria,Seventh Day Adventists as guinea pigs,Ft Detrick,Project Paperclip,bacteria spray on San Fran,zinc cadmium sulfide spraying, Serratia marcescens and Bacillus glogigii exposure,Yellow Fever in Savannah,Philadelphia prisoners given dioxin, do you need more or are those enough.

I would think that would be enough to scare the excrement out of us to realize we've been in some VERY deep doo doo for a very long long time.

Of course we've all been good little sheeple and learned how to spend as much time boob tubing to get the REAL news that's worth having.

Aliens might be a welcome relief from the horrendous abuse given us by our fearless leaders.

Anyone not putting in some Good Book study time might seriously consider a decision to make time.

WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

I wish the aliens would abduct all the government ppl especially the cia. And do all kinds of experiments on them and drop them off over near pluto somewhere.

I don't see any reason why any extraterrestrial visitors to Earth would necessarily be anything more than a few decades ahead of us in some areas of technology. We would likely be equal to them in many other areas.

Human technology is already capable of building most of an interstellar spacecraft. The big missing piece is propulsion but there are enough working theories and active research programmes in that area to suggest (to me, at least) that, if enough financial resources were applied to it, a system capable of propelling a spacecraft to another star system within a reasonable journey time, could be created in perhaps 50 years... probably much less.

Personally, I look forward to the day when it will be us humans who do the anal probing!

Tommy.

LOL Tommy. And I find it hard to swallow that aliens will come thousands of light years just to do some anal probing - unless the enuma elish (Sumerian Creation epoch from which Genesis was "divinely" derived). is correct and we were manufactured for slavery purposes in the first place.

I think Sagan was close on travel with his worm holes theory - now they talk about folding space. If we find the key to those methods we could travel quickly ourselves.

There is an old book that you folks might be able to find that tells about medical experimentation on citizens - it's called 10,000 Guinea Pigs. I think it was one of the first whistle blowing books out there.
Robin Cook at one time had a section of whistleblowing facts in the back of one (at least) of his medical horror fiction novels, but I don't think it's in newer copies (go figure). It talks about not only some of the things done but about how they sequester doctors from talking about it.
The guy who now heads our FDA was told to stop experiments in FL in which toxic chemicals were being sprayed onto the babies of low income mothers for 1000 bucks and a tee-shirt (no, not kidding) and our National scum was just fine with having that done to their own kids for the money. Because of public outcry he was told he had to stop it or they couldn't give him the post. What is he allowing now he's in there? Gee, I feel so safe knowing we have an FDA - even safer knowing a large amount of it's funding comes from MONSANTO, pharmaceutical co.s, and the other corporations it is supposed to investigate.
And when will our idiot citizens get the drift that advertisements on TV for drugs do not indicate well - or that TV itself is the most blantant means of mind control (changes brain waves) and propaganda distribution?

Frankly - we don't need to be afraid of Aliens. They could not inflict more harm upon us than any of our own Govs or corporations.

I would get started on the interstellar joint venture. The highest ticket jv sale of all time. Some real alien gizmo thingamajig to do all your im telepathically.

You got to see the opportunity.

Brian

p.s. I will pm you all when that happend look out for it .... we we we we

Ask them what took them so long to come and get me?
Then ask to use their equipment to surf the intergalactic internet.

Ask if they would like to have a Free Report on "The Hidden Dangers of Probing Humans." Get them to opt-in to my list and backsell them into joining a membership program - "For Aliens Only" the "forbidden website" for only 20 Zoltars a month!

I'll be thinking to myself "another turning point in my life..."