IMPORTANT NEWS - Don't eat baked beans if travelling to Malawi

by whateverpedia

Posted: 13 years ago 9 replies

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This story requires no comment from me:

Malawi moves to ban farting - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

Except of course:

Local media is questioning how the proposed law will be enforced when it is so easy to blame the offence on others.

Bill Farnham 13 years ago

Local media is questioning how the proposed law will be enforced when it is so easy to blame the offence on others.

There's an old saying that when two people are in an elevator and someone rips one...everybody knows who did it...
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- whateverpedia 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Bill Farnham
  
  There's an old saying that when two people are in an elevator and someone rips one...everybody knows who did it...
  
  Sounds like a cue for a song if ever there was one:
  
  YouTube - Who Farted? - The Vaughans
  
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  Kay King 13 years ago
  
  As this isn't a body function that can be controlled at all times, I guess they'll have to institute "fart rooms" people can run to.
  
  Of course those rooms would have to be 'no smoking'.
  
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whateverpedia 13 years ago

An alternative headline for this story could've been "Developing Country Leads The World In Emissions Control".
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zigato 13 years ago

lmao wow i wonder how they're going to enforce that one!
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- Dennis Gaskill 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by zigato
  
  lmao wow i wonder how they're going to enforce that one!
  
  Butt plugs! 50% off if you act now.
  
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  whateverpedia 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Dennis Gaskill
  
  Butt plugs! 50% off if you act now.
  
  I can smell* a WSO coming up.
  
  *pun intended.
  
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HeySal 13 years ago

WTF? Well - we have already seen the results of this kind of mentality.

For ages women were taught how uncivilized it was for us to pass gas or belch. Men complain about women bitching, yet if following their dictates for "ladylike behavior" we'd explode if we didn't bitch. So - lets watch how many fights result in that country.
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