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Top tip!

by toasty525
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Dont eat yellow snow (or any snow for that matter :p)
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Must be a flatlander. In the Altitudes the tip is don't eat the PINK snow. Serious.
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  • Profile picture of the author Martin2010
    Originally Posted by toasty525 View Post

    Dont eat yellow snow (or any snow for that matter :p)
    I must admit i used to say this in high school but that was a long time ago and maybe that's where it should stay unless you are still in high school? :p
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    • Profile picture of the author alg
      Reduce LSD intake when snow starts to show bright colors
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      • Profile picture of the author glchandler
        Must be a flatlander. In the Altitudes the tip is don't eat the PINK snow. Serious.
        Aw gee. What's wrong with a little bit of intestinal discord? Especially when high in the hills with little (if any) toilet facilities?
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        • Profile picture of the author HeySal
          Originally Posted by glchandler View Post

          Aw gee. What's wrong with a little bit of intestinal discord? Especially when high in the hills with little (if any) toilet facilities?
          Well, that is almost funny if you've never lived in the Ski resort areas of Colorado where tourists pull some absolutely stupid stunts - such as tasting the kewl looking pink snow.
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by toasty525 View Post

    Dont eat yellow snow (or any snow for that matter :p)
    As good a tip as that is for survival, here's a better one:

    Don't wipe your butt with sandppaper.

    You can get away with ignoring your "top" tip if you heed mine.
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    • Profile picture of the author glchandler
      Well, that is almost funny if you've never lived in the Ski resort areas of Colorado where tourists pull some absolutely stupid stunts - such as tasting the kewl looking pink snow.
      Yea, when I was a puppy in the Sierra we got all kinds of chuckles....

      *Fishermen out of breath because they did not realize the difference between sea level and 8000 FT.

      *Back in days of auto choke on carboreuted cars---cars brought up high would not start without rreeaaalllllyyyy working on them. And wouldn't run right without long time warm up

      *And of course they had no idea that the weather could change by mid-afternoon (with a certain probability) and yes, it COULD snow in July.

      We used to say---"Flatlanders go home, but leave your daughters!"
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    Don't sweat the petty things, petty the sweaty thing.
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