10 Things You Should Not Do When You Are With Your Girlfriend

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10 Things You Should Not Do
When You Are With Your Girlfriend
  1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
  2. Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
  3. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
  4. Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
  5. Don't Talk About Your Website
  6. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
  7. Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
  8. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
  9. Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
  10. Don't Introduce Her To Your Current Wife
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  • Profile picture of the author Caleb Spilchen

    Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
    What makes me think I'd do that....

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    Bill, are these all the things that you used to do? .....

    And it worked, cause your married

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  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    I never worry about anything when I am with my girlfriend, except when those do-gooders I know see me and start asking me about my wife and kids when I am on that date.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
    Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
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    • Profile picture of the author DireStraits
      Originally Posted by tpw View Post

      1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
      Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

      Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
      Either that, or having contracted BSE from infected meat she's now wholly oblivious to your tight-fisted ways.
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  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    That list is for an era after my dating years. That said, here's a list for married guys.

    1. When a woman looks you upon and down, pretend you didn't see it, 'cause guaranteed your wife did.
    2. You're wrong, even when you're right. Just say it nicely bv, and wait for the storm to pass.
    3.
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    • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
      A philosophical question


      If I am out in the forest

      and I say something

      and the wife isn't there

      am I still wrong?
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      • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        A philosophical question


        If I am out in the forest

        and I say something

        and the wife isn't there

        am I still wrong?
        Yes, as soon as she finds out about it - and she will.
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        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        A philosophical question


        If I am out in the forest

        and I say something

        and the wife isn't there

        am I still wrong?

        HAHAHA i like this
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      • Profile picture of the author sylviad
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        A philosophical question


        If I am out in the forest

        and I say something

        and the wife isn't there

        am I still wrong?


        Once again I ask, "Where the heck is the elusive "Now That's Funny" button?" We really need one in here.

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      • Profile picture of the author AnitaCross
        Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

        A philosophical question


        If I am out in the forest

        and I say something

        and the wife isn't there

        am I still wrong?
        Well... Duh!
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  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
    Unless you met her via her ad on Craigslist of course.
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  • Profile picture of the author bradlean
    What the...

    Lol!
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  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    The six words that will get you out of MOST trouble with your wife (unless she catches you with your girlfriend):

    - You're Right.
    - I'm Wrong.
    - I'm Sorry.
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  • Profile picture of the author pethanks
    The tips are funny but it is very helpful especially this coming Valentines.
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  • Profile picture of the author 82ana
    "Thread of the day", goes to...

    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
    That is annoying, and not only on a date.
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  • Profile picture of the author Kirahster
    No joke but a guy actually tried to take me to McDonalds on the first date (and we were not teenagers). Needless to say there was no second date!
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  • Profile picture of the author tj
    Buy a $ 50.00 engagement ring and from the rest of the money a play station ( as seen on Judge Judy )

    Timo
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  • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
    If only someone had given me this advice before
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
    Proverbial can of worms.

    I actually had a guy show up at my door (uninvited) and bring me a bouquet of plastic roses.
    I told him "you shouldn't have." And I meant it.
    I don't think he "got" it even as he was getting back in his car with the bouquet. Dumb sh** never even got the first date after that one.
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    Don't pass gas. But if you do, blame it on her.
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  • Profile picture of the author TheBacklinkProdigy
    lol but my girlfriend & I love McDonalds!
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    hahaha farmville flowers. that one cracked me up
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  • Profile picture of the author rohnsmith
    Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.
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    • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
      Originally Posted by rohnsmith View Post

      Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.
      Sorry about that. Didn't mean to send the thread in another direction.

      (The dating mistakes I made in the past were so silly and obviously inadvisable that I really don't think that anyone with a functioning brain would benefit from hearing about them.)
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  • Profile picture of the author Mark Singletary
    Don't call her by your ex's name.
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  • Profile picture of the author oliviasmith
    Bill some girls do love McDonald's
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  • Profile picture of the author paulie888
    #1 and #3 are big ones. You should NEVER go out on a date and eat at Mickey D's, and texting while eating/dating is sure to invoke the wrath of your date...lol!
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  • Profile picture of the author vishalduggal
    I have no Girlfriend, So none of these advice gonna work for me
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    • Profile picture of the author MerlynSanchez
      Originally Posted by medi50cus View Post

      I'm intrigued with # 1 ( Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date )
      why is that so?
      because it's cheap and unromantic for starters
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  • Profile picture of the author sarahberra
    Good tips. You sound like a good partner.
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  • Profile picture of the author ConsumerBoard
    1. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
    2. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
    3. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
    Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?
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    • Profile picture of the author tpw
      Originally Posted by ConsumerBoard View Post

      1. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
      2. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
      3. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
      Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?

      Be more interesting...

      If she is chatting with her friends while spending time with you, it is because they are more interesting than you...

      Harsh I know, but you asked...
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