10 Things You Should Not Do When You Are With Your Girlfriend

Profile picture of the author tpw by tpw Posted: 02/08/2011
10 Things You Should Not Do
When You Are With Your Girlfriend
  1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
  2. Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
  3. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
  4. Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
  5. Don't Talk About Your Website
  6. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
  7. Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
  8. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
  9. Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
  10. Don't Introduce Her To Your Current Wife

  • Profile picture of the author Caleb Spilchen
    Caleb Spilchen

    Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
    What makes me think I'd do that....

    ----

    Bill, are these all the things that you used to do? .....

    And it worked, cause your married

    Caleb
  • Profile picture of the author tpw
    tpw
    I never worry about anything when I am with my girlfriend, except when those do-gooders I know see me and start asking me about my wife and kids when I am on that date.
  • Profile picture of the author Dan C. Rinnert
    Dan C. Rinnert
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
    Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
  • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
    thunderbird
    That list is for an era after my dating years. That said, here's a list for married guys.

    1. When a woman looks you upon and down, pretend you didn't see it, 'cause guaranteed your wife did.
    2. You're wrong, even when you're right. Just say it nicely bv, and wait for the storm to pass.
    3.
  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    Roaddog
    A philosophical question


    If I am out in the forest

    and I say something

    and the wife isn't there

    am I still wrong?
  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
    Unless you met her via her ad on Craigslist of course.
  • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
    whateverpedia
    Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

    A philosophical question


    If I am out in the forest

    and I say something

    and the wife isn't there

    am I still wrong?
    Yes, as soon as she finds out about it - and she will.
  • Profile picture of the author birdman87
    birdman87
    Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

    A philosophical question


    If I am out in the forest

    and I say something

    and the wife isn't there

    am I still wrong?

    HAHAHA i like this
  • Profile picture of the author DireStraits
    DireStraits
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
    Originally Posted by Dan C. Rinnert View Post

    Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
    Either that, or having contracted BSE from infected meat she's now wholly oblivious to your tight-fisted ways.
  • Profile picture of the author bradlean
    bradlean
    What the...

    Lol!
  • Profile picture of the author MikeAmbrosio
    MikeAmbrosio
    The six words that will get you out of MOST trouble with your wife (unless she catches you with your girlfriend):

    - You're Right.
    - I'm Wrong.
    - I'm Sorry.
  • Profile picture of the author pethanks
    pethanks
    The tips are funny but it is very helpful especially this coming Valentines.
  • Profile picture of the author sylviad
    sylviad
    Originally Posted by Roaddog View Post

    A philosophical question


    If I am out in the forest

    and I say something

    and the wife isn't there

    am I still wrong?


    Once again I ask, "Where the heck is the elusive "Now That's Funny" button?" We really need one in here.

    Sylvia
  • Profile picture of the author 82ana
    82ana
    "Thread of the day", goes to...

    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
    That is annoying, and not only on a date.
  • Profile picture of the author Kirahster
    Kirahster
    No joke but a guy actually tried to take me to McDonalds on the first date (and we were not teenagers). Needless to say there was no second date!
  • Profile picture of the author tj
    tj
    Buy a $ 50.00 engagement ring and from the rest of the money a play station ( as seen on Judge Judy )

    Timo
  • Profile picture of the author Alex Barboza
    Alex Barboza
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
    If only someone had given me this advice before
  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    HeySal
    Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
    Proverbial can of worms.

    I actually had a guy show up at my door (uninvited) and bring me a bouquet of plastic roses.
    I told him "you shouldn't have." And I meant it.
    I don't think he "got" it even as he was getting back in his car with the bouquet. Dumb sh** never even got the first date after that one.
  • Profile picture of the author Giftys
    Giftys
    Don't pass gas. But if you do, blame it on her.
  • Profile picture of the author TheBacklinkProdigy
    TheBacklinkProdigy
    lol but my girlfriend & I love McDonalds!

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