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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:09 PM   #1
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Default 10 Things You Should Not Do When You Are With Your Girlfriend

10 Things You Should Not Do
When You Are With Your Girlfriend
  1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
  2. Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
  3. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
  4. Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
  5. Don't Talk About Your Website
  6. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
  7. Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
  8. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
  9. Don't Agree To A Date, Then Bring Her To The Warrior Forum
  10. Don't Introduce Her To Your Current Wife

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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:10 PM   #2
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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:12 PM   #3
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I never worry about anything when I am with my girlfriend, except when those do-gooders I know see me and start asking me about my wife and kids when I am on that date.

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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:14 PM   #4
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  1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.


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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:37 PM   #5
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Default Re: 10 Things You Should Not Do When You Are With Your Girlfriend

That list is for an era after my dating years. That said, here's a list for married guys.

1. When a woman looks you upon and down, pretend you didn't see it, 'cause guaranteed your wife did.
2. You're wrong, even when you're right. Just say it nicely bv, and wait for the storm to pass.
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Unread 8th February 2011, 03:42 PM   #6
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A philosophical question


If I am out in the forest

and I say something

and the wife isn't there

am I still wrong?

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Unread 8th February 2011, 04:03 PM   #7
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Don't Ask If She Has Ever Advertised On Craigslist
Unless you met her via her ad on Craigslist of course.

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Unread 8th February 2011, 04:05 PM   #8
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If I am out in the forest

and I say something

and the wife isn't there

am I still wrong?
Yes, as soon as she finds out about it - and she will.

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A philosophical question


If I am out in the forest

and I say something

and the wife isn't there

am I still wrong?

HAHAHA i like this
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  1. Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date
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Sure you do. Then, if she agrees to a second date, you know she's interested in you and not your money.
Either that, or having contracted BSE from infected meat she's now wholly oblivious to your tight-fisted ways.

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The six words that will get you out of MOST trouble with your wife (unless she catches you with your girlfriend):

- You're Right.
- I'm Wrong.
- I'm Sorry.
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Unread 8th February 2011, 07:39 PM   #13
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The tips are funny but it is very helpful especially this coming Valentines.
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A philosophical question


If I am out in the forest

and I say something

and the wife isn't there

am I still wrong?


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Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
That is annoying, and not only on a date.

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No joke but a guy actually tried to take me to McDonalds on the first date (and we were not teenagers). Needless to say there was no second date!

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Unread 8th February 2011, 09:35 PM   #17
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Buy a $ 50.00 engagement ring and from the rest of the money a play station ( as seen on Judge Judy )

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Don't Flirt With The Waitress, Unless Your Date Is In The Restroom
If only someone had given me this advice before

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Don't Deliver Virtual Flowers To Her Farmville Farm and not bring any on your date
Proverbial can of worms.

I actually had a guy show up at my door (uninvited) and bring me a bouquet of plastic roses.
I told him "you shouldn't have." And I meant it.
I don't think he "got" it even as he was getting back in his car with the bouquet. Dumb sh** never even got the first date after that one.

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Don't pass gas. But if you do, blame it on her.

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lol but my girlfriend & I love McDonalds!
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am I still wrong?
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hahaha farmville flowers. that one cracked me up
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Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.

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Don't call her by your ex's name.
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Unread 10th February 2011, 02:03 AM   #26
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Interesting facts. The last one, please married one stay away yaar. This is now our turn.
Sorry about that. Didn't mean to send the thread in another direction.

(The dating mistakes I made in the past were so silly and obviously inadvisable that I really don't think that anyone with a functioning brain would benefit from hearing about them.)

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Bill some girls do love McDonald's

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#1 and #3 are big ones. You should NEVER go out on a date and eat at Mickey D's, and texting while eating/dating is sure to invoke the wrath of your date...lol!

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I have no Girlfriend, So none of these advice gonna work for me
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Good tips. You sound like a good partner.

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  1. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
  2. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
  3. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?

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I'm intrigued with # 1 ( Don't Take Her To McDonald's For Your First Date )
why is that so?
because it's cheap and unromantic for starters

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  1. Don't Text Chat With Your Buds While On Your Date
  2. Don't Tell Your Friends On FaceBook About Your Date Plans
  3. Don't Tweet Your Every Move
Have to agree with these 3.. But my GF always do the first one. how to stop it?

Be more interesting...

If she is chatting with her friends while spending time with you, it is because they are more interesting than you...

Harsh I know, but you asked...

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