I am such a lucky bastard....

Mike Hlatky

13 years ago

So, what?

I got 10 mill waiting for me :p

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wanna-succeed

13 years ago

You're wlecome to stay with my family too. My uncle was a big shot minister in the government, who knew...He left me all his money, all I have to do is go there, give them my personal information, a kidey or two and part of my liver.

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Derek S

13 years ago

I'm about to help American soldiers who discovered $600,000,000.00 of Saddam Hussein's money in a cave... Their giving me 20% - Just need to email them back now to find out my next step!!!!!!!!!!

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TrekkieGrrrl 13 years ago

You guys are all a bunch of suckers.

I won the European lottery THREE TIMES last week!

My loot will be here any day now....
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Joshua Rigley Banned 13 years ago

You know, I've NEVER received one of these emails before. I'm kind of surprised.
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candoit2

13 years ago

Haha..love the sector 8 reference.

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sstoney200

13 years ago

Rev. Tommy Johnson offered me 7.5mill today, I just sent my details as he seems such a nice chap!

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PabloVTB

13 years ago

Guys.. you are a bunch of loosers... look the amount of money I've won. Im Pablo Gorostieta in there, of course..

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CurtisN

13 years ago

I never get any money...just drugs.

Then again, I could buy a boatload and just resell for profit...

I've got a great idea for a WSO now! Thinking of naming it "Illegal Drugs Arbitrage".

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kvnkane

13 years ago

Originally Posted by CurtisN

I never get any money...just drugs.

Then again, I could buy a boatload and just resell for profit...

I've got a great idea for a WSO now! Thinking of naming it "Illegal Drugs Arbitrage".

haha great stuff made me laugh

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offlinemarketer

Banned 13 years ago

Tell them you're a billionaire and you don't need it but thank them anyway.

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scrofford

13 years ago

I got a message just this morning on Facebook and they have $14 million waiting for me! Can't wait! What on earth will I do with all that money?!

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Sparhawke

13 years ago

I thought FedEx was a reputable company that go to get you your parcels on time...what the F**K is your parcel doing in Nigeria??!

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wardo74

13 years ago

Oak Harbor is a state? Togo is a country? I got TO GO to Togo!
That is the magical land these days!

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whateverpedia 13 years ago

Originally Posted by wardo74

Togo is a country?

Yep.

Togo - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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x3xsolxdierx3x

13 years ago

Originally Posted by GeorgR.

On the way to Nigeria right now...

Suddenly, I don't feel quite as 'special' now that I know someone got the same email as me

lol

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dezchamps

13 years ago

I just have to go down to Western Union and pick up my $5100 every day until I have my 15 million.

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13 years ago

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Dash Evra

13 years ago

You guys got nothing on me! This 18 years old hot nigeria girl need my help to come to USA with her family's billion dollars wealth. She already wants to marry me on the first e-mail. All I got to do now is reply and send a few thousand dollars to get the best of both world.

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x3xsolxdierx3x

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dash Evra

You guys got nothing on me! This 18 years old hot nigeria girl need my help to come to USA with her family's billion dollars wealth. She already wants to marry me on the first e-mail. All I got to do now is reply and send a few thousand dollars to get the best of both world.

Sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Dash...lol

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Trent Brownrigg

13 years ago

Oh yeah well there's numerous princes, princesses, kings, queens, other royalty, and government officials from all over the world that are begging to send me money. I'm even a lottery winner in several countries. Not to mention a certain part of my body will be outrageously huge any day now. And all of my websites will be ranked #1 on every search engine for every keyword possible. All I have to do is send my address, bank account number, and SSN! I think I will do that tomorrow.

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VOnline

13 years ago

Lucky.. I want 10 million..

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rohnsmith

13 years ago

Honesty still alive in the world in terms of the persons like you. Congratulation to you for the bravery you have shown.

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Fernando Veloso

13 years ago

Originally Posted by GeorgR.

On the way to Nigeria right now...

LMAO, don't forget to drop by Lisbon so I can join you...

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Jun Balona

13 years ago

And to think somebody emailed me that I have a long lost relative living in a property so massive that the roof alone cost around $25 million!

(Later I found out that it was just a one tooth beggar living under the bridge..)

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