Oh Man, Don't Say This To A Cop
13. Officer, I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer, OK?
12. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
11. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
10. Hey, you must have been doing 95 to keep up with me, good job!
9. So, I guess they don't give cops physicals anymore, huh?
8. Y'know I was thinking of becoming a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
7. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
6. Gee, bet your glad they got the stretch uniforms in.
5. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
4. Hope I don't have to remind you, I pay your salary!
3. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
2. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.
1. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
You've been warned! :-)
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Bruce
Life: Nature's way of keeping meat fresh
Getting old ain't for sissy's
As you are I was, as I am you will be
You can't fix stupid, but you can always out smart it.
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Life: Nature's way of keeping meat fresh
Getting old ain't for sissy's
As you are I was, as I am you will be
You can't fix stupid, but you can always out smart it.
Ken Strong Cancer Donation | Keep Ken Strong WSO
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