"If I Was Stupid, I'd Have An Excuse"
Years ago, an ex-bike gang member I sort of knew since we drank at the same bar really seemed out of sorts. After a while, I asked him what's wrong. I have to admit that I always weighed what I said to him because one never knows what might set someone off, especially someone who likely had a criminal background. He answered that he'd been going to a psychologist. I replied, nothing wrong with that. He said, sure, but that he'd just taken an IQ test. I said not to read too much into it or beat himself up over the score. He said that he felt like crap, that around 0.5% score as high as he did. I said, wow, so what's the problem. He replied, "If I was stupid, I'd have an excuse."