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SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community

by celltown
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 350 for about 20 minutes. . .
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  • Profile picture of the author focused
    If true :confused: how sad
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  • Profile picture of the author devonm
    oh, what a "creative" but sad death humor item; makes sense that it was Pillsbury Doughboy.
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    Cute story!
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  • Profile picture of the author Bradley J Anderson
    Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Cap’n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long-time friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very “smart” cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he — even still, as a crusty old man — was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.
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