How many IM's to change a light bulb?

13 years ago

It's a trick question.

Most IM'ers cannot afford light bulbs.

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BenoitT 13 years ago

Nobody inside IM needs a light bulb. We all work on our computer in the dark
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- MagicAce 13 years ago
  
  Most IM'ers don't change the light bulb. They only buy a WSO about how to do it.
  
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  Fazal Mayar 13 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by MagicAce
  
  Most IM'ers don't change the light bulb. They only buy a WSO about how to do it.
  
  LOL this made me laugh!
  
  its so true though...
  
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UMS

13 years ago

Wrong question.

It should be:

How many IM'ers does it take to change a top secret and revolutionary new device that will illuminate your house and that will literally force people to hand over fist-fulls of cash? But, hurry! The answer will only be made available for the next 2 seconds.

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Murt@gh

13 years ago

Originally Posted by UMS

Wrong question.

It should be:

How many IM'ers does it take to change a top secret and revolutionary new device that will illuminate your house and that will literally force people to hand over fist-fulls of cash? But, hurry! The answer will only be made available for the next 2 seconds.

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lcombs

13 years ago

Originally Posted by UMS

Wrong question.

It should be:

How many IM'ers does it take to change a top secret and revolutionary new device that will illuminate your house and that will literally force people to hand over fist-fulls of cash? But, hurry! The answer will only be made available for the next 2 seconds.

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seamusb

13 years ago

The answer is four:

One to outsource the lighting of the bulb to the Phillipines.
One to provide a testimonial for how "awesome" the lighting of the bulb will be.
One to launch an affiliate site called lightingthebulbreviews.info.
One to get create software that will light bulbs automatically in other peoples houses when they are not in.

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Frank Donovan 13 years ago

It's all a question of mindset. The light bulb has to really want to change.

Unfortunately, 99% of light bulbs fail.
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Steven Miranda

13 years ago

A whole list!

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KenThompson

13 years ago

I bought an ebook on how to change a light bulb, but I
haven't read it yet.

Soon...

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Kelly Verge

13 years ago

The secret is to have a big list of lightbulb changers.

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Rose Anderson

13 years ago

Two...

One to ask how cheaply they can hire someone else to change it for them.

Two to ask if there's a way to spin the lightbulb instead of putting in a new one.

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Kelly Verge

13 years ago

7 (or 17, 27, 47...)

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Sunfyre7896

13 years ago

None, they wouldn't actually change the bulb but would sell you the info on how to sell it to someone else for $60 and tell you how it will make you millions.

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jonb

13 years ago

5. One to change it and 4 to stand around chuckling. This way, the sales letter can read MY FRIENDS ALL LAUGHED WHEN I TOLD THEM I WAS GOING TO CHANGE MY OWN LIGHTBULB....

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Kay King

13 years ago

One to outsource the lighting of the bulb to the Phillipines.
One to provide a testimonial for how "awesome" the lighting of the bulb will be.
One to launch an affiliate site called lightingthebulbreviews.info.
One to get create software that will light bulbs automatically in other peoples houses when they are not in.

That's good start, but...

Don't forget you need 97 to heatedly discuss whether changing the light bulb is ethical or not - and one to write the sales page.

Depending on the day, you may need one to predict the sky will fall if the bulb isn't changed immediately and one more to evaluate how changing the bulb will affect IM (and perhaps google) as a whole.

After the fact a few more chime in to say the bulb is too bright, the bulb isn't bright enough or that it was rude to change the bulb before they arrived.

And then there's one little voice at the end saying "What's a light bulb?"

kay

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Roaddog

13 years ago

One, to hold the light bulb, then the world revolves around them...:p

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christopher jon

13 years ago

Most IM'ers don't change the light bulb. They only buy a WSO about how to do it.

The WSO didn't work so I asked for a refund.

Never mind that I never actually read it or followed any of the instruction.

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yours2u

13 years ago

These are all very well thought out arguements but I'm not sure anyone has hit on the definitive answer yet.
For instance: When exactly would an IM pre-launch his bid to change the bulb and how many IM hours does that take? Would he have a high ticket backend bulb he could push after the replacement of the initial, trial bulb? Would this entail an outsourced bulb with full PLR? Would Frank Kern be required to demonstrate how incredibly easy it is to change a bulb?
This all has to be thought out people.

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Bradley J Anderson

13 years ago

The answer is definitely 2. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to crack under the pressure babbling to himself about why it didn't work for him.

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Kurt

13 years ago

Just one hard core black hatter...They'll screw anything.

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Roaddog

13 years ago

I don't know how many, but it would take a long time.

As every possible theoretical question was pondered...

For instance...what is the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

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yours2u

13 years ago

Maybe I could buy some leads that might solve the question?

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DazedandConfused

13 years ago

It depends on how much TRAFFIC the light bulb is getting... - :rolleyes:

btw: you can OUTSOURCE that, you know...

I did buy a WSO on this...but it left me in the dark!

@ Ricky below - They're those things that go on over your head when you have an idea, mate !-

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