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Giving Back To The Forum With My 4,206th Post

by tpw
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And they are not even counting it towards my post count...



Should I reward you with a pat on my back, because the forum has allowed me to post this much, without kicking my ass to the curb?

LOL

Here is your reward:

A couple of hunters from Oklahoma are out in the woods, when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead!! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he is dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
You are welcome... :p
#giving back #humor #joke #oklahoma #reward
  • Profile picture of the author Bill Farnham
    Dang, close to 4,000 posts since Oct '10...

    Wags better get busy...
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  • Profile picture of the author Sam England
    Originally Posted by tpw View Post

    And they are not even counting it towards my post count...



    Should I reward you with a pat on my back, because the forum has allowed me to post this much, without kicking my ass to the curb?

    LOL

    Here is your reward:



    You are welcome... :p
    I think I seen that joke in "Dick Cheney's outdoors guide to hunting with friends"...

    We will never know!
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  • Profile picture of the author Kecia
    There's actually an audio text message similar to this where you hear the "911 call" "gunshot" and then the hunter saying "now what?" Lol
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  • Profile picture of the author jacktackett
    Thanks - and right back at ya. This reminds me of a Dave Allen at Large skit.

    A rector knocks at a familys home and a little girl answers. The priest says "I'm collecting for the orphanage." The little girls replies.."Wait just a second. and goes back into the house. A beat later you hear 2 shots and she then reappears at the door saying... "Ok, now I'm an orphan and go with you."

    What can I say - karma's a bitch.....

    --Jack
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  • Profile picture of the author Charlotte Jay
    Now where is the rolling eyes emoticon? Oh, here it is...:rolleyes:

    Wish I had a cymbal crashing lol
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