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| Drunken Greek War Room Member | ![]() Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the forum, Not a marketer was stirring, not even a qorum. The stickies were posted, Special Offers approved, No threads were bumping, no topics were moved. The Mods were a bit restless, tucked into their beds, While visions of spammers danced in their heads. Allen in his PJ’s was staying up pretty late, Reading an ebook over a cup of Yerba Mate. When out in the main forum there arose such a clatter, I sprang to my browser to see what was the matter. Clicking my favorites, I logged in like a flash, Clicked Active Topics, and looked for the bash. The moon on the header of the new forum design, Made browsing the posts, ever so fine. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A spammer? A troll? It just wasn’t clear. With a little old poster, so lively and fine, I thought at first, it must be Wagenheim. More rapid than bots his postings they came, And he whistled for Mods, and called them by name! Now Michael! now, Bryan! now, John and Lgibbon! On, Kenneth! On, Paul! on Dbarnum and Santosm! To the top of the forum! Don’t let this post fall! Now bump away! Bump away! Bump away all!" As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, A WSO he was writing in the wink of an eye. After posting he paid, his 20 bucks too, For a WSO full of deals, just for me and for you. And then, in a twinkling, the post count it did rise, As members were scrambling, for all the good buys. As I drew back my hand, from clicking the link, I was blown away, that’s what I did think. His copy was awesome, appealing and bright, I knew he was list building, tonight of all nights. A bundle of forms he had on his page, Double opt ins and more, this merry old sage. His graphics were clean, his headlines were bold, He even had Adsense, just above the page fold. It was truly a great page, no way that it stank, All of the products, were straight from ClickBank. My inbox was flooded, my PayPal had run dry, I bought all of his products, with a tear in my eye. No to worry at all, to my wife I had said, His guarantee is golden, we’ve nothing to dread. He posted once more before giving a shout, The offer is closed, yo Mods snuff it out. But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight, Take action right now, and you’ll be all right! ![]() Merry Christmas Everyone Have a Safe and Happy Holiday Season |
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| The Instigator War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Shelton, WA, USA.
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A very Merry Christmas to you and your family Mike. And to the rest of the Warriors as well. John |
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| WP Queen War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Sydney , Australia
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Your post deserves an ouzo or two Merry Christmas to all! Leanne |
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| Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pilipinas
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Merry Christmas Big Mike! Merry Christmas to all Warriors! :-) |
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| HyperActive Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Tennessee
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Great poem Mike. Merry Christmas to you and yours, and to everyone on the forum, wherever you are. Dixie |
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| Mentat War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ,PA , USA.
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Best post ever. Merry Christmas to you and yours, Mike. Regards, Kevin |
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| Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: , , Australia.
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xronia polla (merry christmas in greek) big mike, tried to pm u as i am of greek backround too, all the best mate, and merry christmas to all warriors! may all your dreams come true!
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| marketing online since 99 War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Houston, TX, USA.
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Merry Christmas Big Mike! And take it easy on the spiked eggnog. |
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| And The Winner Is... War Room Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Libertyville, IL, USA.
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Wow...I'm impressed. I didn't think Jarheads were that eloquent ![]() Efharisto, Mikey! And a VERY cool Yule to you too...Y'all! Peace, Glenn |
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| Jesus is Lord.... War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Arizona
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Merry Christmas, Mike! And to All Warriors :-) Semper Fi, Ed |
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| First class or not at all War Room Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas
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Thanks Big Mike for a wonderful send off for the Holidays. Best wishes to you and all other Warriors for a safe and happy Christmas!
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Same here ![]() Merry Christmas and enjoy the celebration! Thomas |
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| Senior Warrior Member War Room Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Hubbard, Ohio, USA.
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Wishing you and your family a very Merry Christmas, and prosperous New Year too Mke! Oh Diego, that goes for you and yours too kid! |
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| Donald VanFossen War Room Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Upstate NY , USA.
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Haha...great post Big Mike... Merry Christmas everyone!!!!! |
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| Καλά Χριστούγεννα!! Ok, I don't speak Greek. But Merry Christmas anyway! |
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A 'gringlish' (greek and english phonetics) greeting from the greek-americans-- Kala Christouyenia |
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| IM's #1 Choice for Audio! War Room Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Atlanta Georgia
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Just took a 15 day med cruise and fell in love with Greece! The islands are awesome. Great poem. Mind if I do the audio version and post it here?
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| The Beer Hunter War Room Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: United Kingdom.
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Nice one, Mike. It was around this time last year that I found your Warrior Forum Manifesto, then read it, realised that this was my kind of place and decided to stick around. It's been an awesome year, and it all started with that PDF. Have a good Christmas, Mike - you've definitely played a part in making mine one. Merry Christmas to the rest of the Warriors too |
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Have a blessed holiday and new year, Mike and all Warriors! Eat, drink and be MERRY! Pat |
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Enjoy your time with the kids tomorrow. They're the best Christmas gift anybody can have. Martin |
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"Merda taurorum animas conturbit"
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Xronia Polla - Kalla Xrhstougena!
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A Merry Christmas to you and yours! Rest, enjoy and rejoice with your families! 2009 Promises to be a Busy Year for us All!!! Frank |
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| Content & Copywriting Wiz War Room Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Roselle, NJ, USA
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Merry Christmas Mike, to one of my favorite people here. No joke. May you have many, many, many more. Thank you for all you've done here...the WSO safer buying tips, the fund raiser for Michael Tracy, everything. We need more warriors like you. |
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ROTFLMBO ![]() ![]() ![]() Merry Christmas To You All. Ken The Old Geezer |
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Merry Christmas and a Peaceful and Prosperous New Year to all Warriors and their families!
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Merry Chris'mus, ya'll! (That's Southern talk. )
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Bump... I mean Merry Christmas to all ;-) Phil G |
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BIGMike, that was wonderful - thank you! Merry Christmas to you all! May your day be filled with joy and wonder! Cindy |
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Very clever and the sentiment is reciprocal....was in Greece once and a storekeeper asked me, a stranger to drive him home for lunch....promised a beach and lunch...after much heavy traffic, arrived at a modest house far away from the water. His brought cookies for HIM , he at them and then I drove him back to the heart of Athens...never did understand it. Merry Christmas |
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Mike, Merry Christmas to you and your loved one's and the same for all of the Warriors that frequent this forum. Respectfully, Tim |
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That was great Mike. Merry Christmas, my friend!
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Very well written poem ![]() Wish you All A Merry Merry Christmas! Hendra |
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Awesome post. Merry Christmas to you too. I hope you guys are doing alright with the riots and everything going on over there. |
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Thanks for your Awesome poem and recent “steal of a deal” RSSBot WSO! Greeting to all Warriors from 3,939 Santas... Ho ho ho! See Santa go... ![]() BBC NEWS | Europe | New Santa record set in Romania Ho ho ho! See Santa go - TODAY Holiday Guide - MSNBC.com Dave |
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Merry Christmas Big Mike! Thanks for the great poem.
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Big Mike, here's the audio version and how I interpreted your poem! BLOGCAST.SCOTTWOODSIDE.COM: Big Mike's Christmas Message from Greece |
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Thanks for sharing this BigMike. Best wishes for a happy, healthy and prosperous New Year. Lily |
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Mike, Merry Christmas to you and your family. Thanks for everything, Joel |
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