For all that have busted their butt.

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PERMISSION TO SLAP THE **** SILLY OUT OF SOMEONE
ABSOLUTLEY

THIS IS FOR ALL THE AFFILATE MARKETERS THAT HAVE BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

When the f--k did the customer decide they owned the business. When did the customer re-mortgage their house to start a business, spent their anniversary at a fast food joint, promised their kids next Christmas and birthday they might have presents, maybe.

Our customers that shop for the lowest price, always ready to demand a return, bitch about how bad the government is running things, though never got off their lazy ass to vote, are nothing more than carnival barkers at the now defunct circus side shows. And the people in the carnival knew it was all an act. But the give me the best price, I want everything for free or I'll go elsewhere customers are still running around pissing off everyone, making a fool of themselves and still believe they should have been voted "Most likely to succeed" in their high school yearbook.

Do us a favor. Please please stay off the internet, you're probably too damn stupid to turn on the computer anyhow, got to have your kid do it that is if you knew how to have kids.

It has taken years for us reputable marketers to build a business, gain the trust of our customers, help solve their needs, become online friends and through all the pitfalls and success's we are still trying to make things better. Because this is where we live, and hope, and dream, and pray for the best for all of us. What the f--k did you do today Mr. and Mrs. I want everything for free customer?

For yourself---grow up.:rolleyes:









  • Profile picture of the author Kurt
    I busted my butt, it has a crack in it.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Wow - Zeroth - somebody pissed in your wheaties this morning, didn't they?
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  • Profile picture of the author Charlotte Jay
    Oh my. No touching this one with a 10ft pole. Where's MJ when I need him? Oh here he is....

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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    So I take a month off and come back to find things haven't changed much.
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Nice rant - and I do find a lot of it to be true

    However now that you got it out I hope you feel better because it is one of those things that don't change.

    What can I say - get over it - however I can empathize with you as I run a helpdesk and there is not a day that goes by where I do not feel insulted and angry at someone.

    I love it when they take it too far and I can fire them -

    All I can say is if you can't stand it you need to be in a different business. It is a 'fact of life' especially on the internet where people think they are anonymous and believe they can say whatever they 'think'.

    I do see that even when you give people a ton of free services they become completely 'entitled' to be rude, demanding and obnoxious. They will try at every turn to thwart any effort for you to make any money at all - even a few dollars that you would think they would feel you deserve since you gave them so much for free.

    We even have people who ask for a refund for free services. (In this case, I would ask them to hold their breath and I will get back to them).

    I think however the catalyst is hype and some place in their little brains this gives them justification to be ugly, to assume everybody is ripping them off, etc.

    Be HONEST - tell them there is no magic here and having a business or making money requires WORK - there is no such thing as 'get rich quick' except in the lottery. (that gets rid of them quicker than anything else - just mention WORK or REALITY.)
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  • Profile picture of the author John M Kane
    I once busted the beegees out of my coccyx.
    OOOOOH MOMMIE! that hurt for 2 weeks
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