The Good Side of Cigarette Smoking
The Good Side of Cigarette Smoking
Be proud if you are a smoker! Be proud also if you’re a cigarette lover. Wave your hands and shout “I AM A SMOKER”.
Yes that’s right! Make it loud until you reach the top of your voice. It’s time to open the champagne and celebrate. It’s your day remember– the “smokers day”. I know you’re smiling now but that’s just nothing. Here’s what you should be happy about. This will make you very proud smoking cigarettes.
Great Benefits of Smoking Cigarettes
One of the best benefits of cigarette smoking is that you will have a lung cancer and the good news is that you’re lucky to be the chosen one. But if you do not have it now, don’t worry it will come to you soon. Be patient and you will receive a lung cancer for free!
Don’t be jealous of others, you’re lucky remember. You have more than 10 times to have cancer. That means your advantageous compared to others. If you want another one aside from lung cancer or both cancers at the same time you can choose:
· Acute myeloid leukemia
· Cancer of the cervix
· Bladder cancer
· Stomach cancer
· Cancer of the esophagus
· Cancer of the larynx (voice box)
· Kidney cancer
· Lung cancer
· Cancer of the pharynx (throat)
· Cancer of the oral cavity (mouth)
· Cancer of the uterus
If you want to treat yourself with a disease, that’s not a problem. In fact, you should be grateful with your cigarette. For the first time in your life my friend you will have a coronary heart disease – yeah! Or if you like you can have a peripheral vascular disease and abdominal aortic aneurysm. Imagine if you have these things, it’s just like you won a free trip to the hospital going to the cemetery. Amazing isn’t it!
If you like to suffer from stroke for the first or second time, there’s no need to worry much. Just relax! You can easily have it. You’re likely to have an improvement of 2 to 4 times from getting a cerebrovascular accident or a stroke. You will surely have a memorable experience once you suffer from it. Be sure to capture it with a video recorder so you can watch your amazing moment. If you want you can post it to youtube.com as the funniest video of all time.
Another best thing about smoking is that it makes you relax at the same time reducing every minute of your life – that’s cool! You’re relaxing while dying fast. For every cigarette stick you smoke, you lose 11 minutes of your life – amazing isn’t it! How about if you consistently smoke for 5 years – that would be more amazing! You will be surprised that your remaining life on earth is not that much anymore. For sure, you will see saint peter as soon as possible.
I know you will be happy when you read this. This is the best of the best. But before you will know it, control your excitement first. This will prove that smoking has also a good side aside from what all people say. The best thing about smoking cigarettes is that you will die early. Yes! Yes! Yes! You will die at an early age. This means you don’t have to expect good things from life anymore due to the fact that you will be dead sooner not later.
There’s no need for you to worry much from asking yourself “what will I be when I reach 50?” this is because you already know the answer. Cigarettes will tell you the answer and that is “you will be in a box under the ground” with words saying “in the smoking memory of”. This will happen before you reach your expected life!
Truly, there’s nothing better than cigarette smoking. You’re enjoying your life in a very short period of time.
Sal
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