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15 years ago

kens got bees in his bonnet!?!

mr mellow? venting? must be kidding.

nonetheless:

sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks
sucksucksucksucksucksucksuxsuckssuckysuxsucks

yippy new year! sux!

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KimW

15 years ago

This thread sucks!

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Janet Sawyer 15 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

This thread sucks!

Kim,

Sorry, you are going to be banned outright from now on.

For Your Information - (American Translation from Queens English !) FYI for the rest of you lazy jerks!

You have to post 10 sucks here for your post to be valid.

so here goes -

green sucks
red sucks
blue sucks
violet sucks
navy sucks
black sucks
amber sucks
ken sucks
sally sucks
thread sucks

Yeah!

Excuse me, I've been up the last 24h - 2.5 mins and not even had chance to have a drink! - now that really sucks!

Happy whatever to who and for what!
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Suthan M

15 years ago

my momma said suck is a bad word and i shouldnt use it :-(

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Janet Sawyer 15 years ago

Originally Posted by asianlunatic

my momma said suck is a bad word and i shouldnt use it :-(

So why do you ignore your mamma's advice?
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- Suthan M 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer
  
  So why do you ignore your mamma's advice?
  
  My momma said i cant say it.. Not Jenna :p .. she can tho
  
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Thomas

15 years ago

Mr. Ken sucks.

His defenestration skills suck too.

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Mike Wright

15 years ago

#0 sucks=Sucks
#1 inc Sucks
#2 For N >> 10000 > 0
#3 dec N
#4 if N = 0 jmp #6
#5 jmp#1
#6 Sucks = sucks
#7 exit

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viryabosmith

15 years ago

Originally Posted by KenStrong

Effective immediately, every thread posted in the Warrior Forum must contain the word "sucks" at least seven times.

Each thread should also feature "sucks" an average of at least 10.2 times. Please consult the Sucks Index, which will be posted at the top of each page and updated hourly, to make sure that we are maintaining that average.

Should you notice that forum suckage has dropped dangerously low, please take action and post a few complaining, whiny threads to increase suckage back into the comfort zone.

If we all band together as a community, we can make 2009 the suckiest year yet.

Thank you for your attention and we hope you have a nice trip.

And a happy new year to you too Ken. This 2009 will NOT SUCK. See i mentioned the word.

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myob

15 years ago

Suck is a powerful word, and should be included in all advertising. I wrote an ebook that sucks that I give away free to anyone who orders my sucky ad copywriting services. If you want an ad that sucks with a free ebook that sucks on how to write ads that suck see my sucky sig; but only if you you are a sucker.

Here is wishing everyone a sucky New Year in the highest connotation of the word. (Suck in your stomach, suck in more customers and suck in more prosperity)

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Dave Patterson

15 years ago

Originally Posted by myob

Suck is a powerful word, and should be included in all advertising. I wrote an ebook that sucks that I give away free to anyone who orders my sucky ad copywriting services. If you want an ad that sucks with a free ebook that sucks on how to write ads that suck see my sucky sig; but only if you you are a sucker.

Here is wishing everyone a sucky New Year in the highest connotation of the word. (Suck in your stomach, suck in more customers and suck in more prosperity)

Proof there's no such thing as oversucking...

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HeySal

15 years ago

Awe Ken - YOU SUCK. I was just writing an informative eguide "How to Suck at Everything" -- now you've blown it giving away all that sucking info for free. Guess I have to go change every last one of those "sucks" to "blows" now.

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KimW

15 years ago

I can see it now: When sucking comes to blows.........

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ShayB 15 years ago

Originally Posted by KimW

I can see it now: When sucking comes to blows.........
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thatgirlJ

15 years ago

I can't believe you started this thread...it just plain sucks

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oneempowered

15 years ago

Having a small amount of posts sucks.

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New Frontier

15 years ago

Well, the whole financial system sucks!!

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New Frontier

15 years ago

And also with so little posts sucks.!!

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ShayB 15 years ago

Originally Posted by New Frontier

And also with so little posts sucks.!!

What really sucks is that posting in this forum doesn't raise your post count. :rolleyes:
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- Janet Sawyer 15 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by ShayRockhold
  
  What really sucks is that posting in this forum doesn't raise your post count. :rolleyes:
  
  That will explain a few mysterious OT posters disappearances then :rolleyes:
  
  LOL!
  
  Saying nothing more!
  
  Best wishes to all for the New Year -
  (whatever year you manage to read this.)
  
  Doesn't increase the post count, but still if you choose to gets your sig file available to be read. if ya want it.... c'mon you know you want it!
  
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pavondunbar

15 years ago

Ok...

2009 WILL NOT SUCK for me...

This Forum DOES NOT SUCK...

I feel like SUCKing on a lollipop to get a sugar rush...

The Raiders DO NOT SUCK no matter what their record says...

The New Year's Eve Party I went to DID NOT SUCK because there were, like 100,000 hot drunk women there and 2 guys...LOL...

This thread DOES NOT SUCK...

The people that responded to this thread DO NOT SUCK...

Barack Obama DOES NOT SUCK...

No matter what people say, the public library DOES NOT SUCK...

MCDONALDS DON'T SUCK DAMMMITTTT!!!!!

See...10 uses for the word "suck" and they are all positive.

I hope this post meets the "suck" requirements...

Oh, that's 12 uses now...LOL...

Pavon

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