My 100% accurate prediction of what will happen in 2012

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At midnight on December 31 2012 all those people who predicted the end of the world would happen will look very, very foolish.

Then the clock and calendar will tick over to 2013.
  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Then by the middle of 2013, we may wish they were RIGHT!!!
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Sat up all night staring at the cinder block again, eh Whatever?
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    • Profile picture of the author whateverpedia
      Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

      Sat up all night staring at the cinder block again, eh Whatever?
      Scattering entrails.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    There is already some talk about 2012 NOT being the big one. Some of the people profiting from the 2012 thing are hedging their bets by saying a future date could be the big one.

    Sorry, I can't remember the date they were saying, but these were people who were profitng from 2012 in a big, big way.

    There will be no "major shift" in the world either. No "renewed consciousness" or whatever the heck those people are babbling about. It will just be another winter's solstice marked by a few yahoos who think they can only stand eggs on end twice a year (though it can be done every day of the year).

    Oh well, some people will always be falling for something.

    Here's my prediction...

    SOME of the 2012ers will wonder why they fell for it.

    SOME of the 2012ers will assume they got the date wrong and keep worrying.

    SOME of the 2012ers will attribute EVERY little hiccup in world affairs as "proof".

    LOL...you just can't win.



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  • Profile picture of the author Thomas
    I don't think we'll even make it that far. The Mayan calendar might end on 21-December-2012, but the one on my wall ends on 31-December-2011!
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  • Profile picture of the author hardraysnight
    My prediction

    The rick get rich, the poor get poorer

    Ain't we got fun
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  • Profile picture of the author andrewsmth
    @ Thomas That was hilarious
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      The Mayan calendar might end on 21-December-2012, but the one on my wall ends on 31-December-2011
      OMG Thomas - I just looked and my calendar ends on 31 dec 2011, too.

      OMG we're all going to die and won't even see what happens in 2012.

      people who predicted the end of the world would happen will look very, very foolish.
      Why wait - I think they look pretty foolish now....

      Let me ask - if you are convinced the world will end on 21 Dec 2012...and it doesn't...how disappointing is that? Do you breathe a sigh of relief or cry because it wasn't true? Did you party hardy or save enough money to pay your bills "just in case"? It's a convoluted mess, that's what it is.
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      • Profile picture of the author b.morales99
        I still believe that only God can tell. By only prediction for 2012 is I would be filthy rich on this year and that I would be able to help others augment their income too.
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        • Profile picture of the author bravo75
          I don't care when it ends, as long as I am in very close proximity when it hits. If it's a 2 mile wide meteor, I hope it hits me on the head. If it's a 1000 ft tsunami, I hope I am at the beach.
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  • Profile picture of the author Cray
    stupid predictions are stupid -_-
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  • Profile picture of the author Sheryl Polomka
    The world ended last month didn't it??? We're not really all here, we are a figment of your imagination!
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    Um, yeah, that's a pretty thick limb you crawled out on there, Whatever. Don't look down, there might be mattresses.
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  • Profile picture of the author andrewsmth
    Nothing planetary will happen.
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    2012 is yesterday's news. It's 2013 now, when we get turned into Kentucky fried chicken by the apocalyptic solar flares.
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    • Profile picture of the author glchandler
      Oh boy! Am I ever in trouble here...

      I don't think we'll even make it that far. The Mayan calendar might end on 21-December-2012, but the one on my wall ends on 31-December-2011!
      My wall calendar shows 12-31-2010!
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      • Profile picture of the author blueonblue
        hopefully 2012 will enable us to enjoy the teachings of Eckhard Tolle, Anthony Robbins, Napoleon Hill and live our lives to the fullest potential instead of worrying about things like Money, careers and stepping all over each other to prosper.
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      • Profile picture of the author 22SunnySideUp
        Originally Posted by glchandler View Post

        Oh boy! Am I ever in trouble here...



        My wall calendar shows 12-31-2010!
        lol! How's afterlife treatin' ya?
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  • Profile picture of the author Doug
    Y2K will finally wreak it's mighty havoc before December 2012 so we really have little to worry about,

    unless of course your in an elevator at the time appointed.

    Originally Posted by whateverpedia View Post

    At midnight on December 31 2012 all those people who predicted the end of the world would happen will look very, very foolish.

    Then the clock and calendar will tick over to 2013.
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