Classified Ads in newpapers :)
Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD
PART STUPID DOG
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...ONLY USED ON SNOWY
DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO
REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
(AND THE BEST ONE...)
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed. Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
Have a Great Day!
Michael
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path
Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.