Girl : I want to marry Rich man !

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Do You Marry Me!

Boy: Would you marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy: No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari,
2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
when actually I'm the BOSS.
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    Employee wife is not compatible with entrepreneur husband.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    LOL.. But, bosses do get salary, don't they?
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  • Profile picture of the author Raja Kamil
    Literally they don't. Officially yes, especially companies owner
    But hey, ask 100 of IMs here, and you can bet, not more than 10% have "salary".

    ps : in my case, I just have split accounts between personal and business, just that.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Originally Posted by Raja Kamil View Post

    Do You Marry Me!

    Boy: Would you marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari,
    2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
    when actually I'm the BOSS.
    Yeah, it is funny how so many things happen like that. A lot of people have joked how bill gates would have had such problems. Perot and steve wozniak would have also.

    And wozniak once had a plane TOO!

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      A lot of people have joked how bill gates would have had such problems. Perot and steve wozniak would have also.
      The joke would be a "lot of people" as all three have long time marriages to women that suit them well.

      Perhaps that's because they didn't choose partners interested only in "what you own"???
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        The joke would be a "lot of people" as all three have long time marriages to women that suit them well.

        Perhaps that's because they didn't choose partners interested only in "what you own"???
        My statement is simply that bill gates was consideed a nerd and, as I recall, he married late. perot and wozniak ALSO had problems or misconceptions that could have hurt their chances.

        I don't recall about perot, but you are certainly right about the others. My point is simply that THEY may have been overlooked based on misconceptions in such a line of questioning.

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        • Why would you even want to marry a girl like that in the first place? :confused:
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          • Profile picture of the author seasoned
            Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

            Why would you even want to marry a girl like that in the first place? :confused:
            You're right. Frankly, if I had a wife, I would be happy with her doing almost anything she wants and, within reason, she could consider my estate hers. But too many women.... WOW! I mean if I married a woman, I would typically be expected to pay at LEAST $30,000 for the ring, and the wedding would be ENORMOUS, and I would really have NO control over THAT. And that is before anything else starts. If you think about it, the US marriage ceremony is VERY much like a coronation of sorts. She gets to act like a queen, dictating how all should be run, having the whole family, dressed in an EXPENSIVE dress, having a FEAST, etc... Ironically, she can call the whole thing off practically in the middle of it.

            I knew one woman that seemed nice, and all, I might even have married her if not for the fact that she had a guy she was really interested in already, etc... but she wasn't willing to even consider marriage without a REAL diamond at a certain value, etc... She wouldn't even accept a larger zirconia, even if perfect.

            Several have told me that the diamond market is all a scam started by debeers. Supposedly, zirconias are effectively perfect diamonds, and are MUCH cheaper. I would rather get a nice flawless ring that EVERYONE thought was a diamond, and WE could do more, than get a diamond that, right or wrong. is determined to be a zirconia, and we lose all.

            Sadly though, MANY women DO look at it like a meal ticket. That is why the movie clam bake stood out so much to me. A woman goes there to meet a meal ticket and settles for a guy she figures is a BUM. Unknown to HER, a man went there trying to find someone that would settle for HIM as a bum, and he continues driving her off after she fainted because, after settling for him, she found out he was richer than any of the people she considered. It would be nice to have such a test.

            He played a guy FAR richer than he was in real life, and I am not even nearly as rich as he really was, but I am far from a bum also.

            Steve
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            • Profile picture of the author thunderbird
              Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

              You're right. Frankly, if I had a wife, I would be happy with her doing almost anything she wants and, within reason, she could consider my estate hers.<snip>
              Most people are gold diggers. That's the plain truth. The only thing that disguises this fact is semantics.
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              • Profile picture of the author seasoned
                Originally Posted by thunderbird View Post

                Most people are gold diggers. That's the plain truth. The only thing that disguises this fact is semantics.
                Yeah, one reason I haven't been in a hurry to get married. I want being married to be the SMARTEST thing I did, and lead to happiness and mutual benefit. I DONT want it to be the dumbest and lead to misery for me with the thief only THINKING she is better off than she could have been.

                Steve
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            • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
              Guess I have zackley's desease.
              I was married when I was 17 years old and am still married to the same person.(30+ yrs so far)

              This year she wanted a John Deere riding lawn mower for our anniversary.
              She could have picked anyone she wanted and she chose not to get one
              because she thought the price was way to high for a lawn mower.

              Hey, It was her choice. She ENJOYS cutting the grass??? (What can I say?)
              If she likes it then what kind of man would I be to take it away from her?

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              Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

              You're right. Frankly, if I had a wife, I would be happy with her doing almost anything she wants and, within reason, she could consider my estate hers. But too many women.... WOW! I mean if I married a woman, I would typically be expected to pay at LEAST $30,000 for the ring, and the wedding would be ENORMOUS, and I would really have NO control over THAT. And that is before anything else starts. If you think about it, the US marriage ceremony is VERY much like a coronation of sorts. She gets to act like a queen, dictating how all should be run, having the whole family, dressed in an EXPENSIVE dress, having a FEAST, etc... Ironically, she can call the whole thing off practically in the middle of it.

              I knew one woman that seemed nice, and all, I might even have married her if not for the fact that she had a guy she was really interested in already, etc... but she wasn't willing to even consider marriage without a REAL diamond at a certain value, etc... She wouldn't even accept a larger zirconia, even if perfect.

              Several have told me that the diamond market is all a scam started by debeers. Supposedly, zirconias are effectively perfect diamonds, and are MUCH cheaper. I would rather get a nice flawless ring that EVERYONE thought was a diamond, and WE could do more, than get a diamond that, right or wrong. is determined to be a zirconia, and we lose all.

              Sadly though, MANY women DO look at it like a meal ticket. That is why the movie clam bake stood out so much to me. A woman goes there to meet a meal ticket and settles for a guy she figures is a BUM. Unknown to HER, a man went there trying to find someone that would settle for HIM as a bum, and he continues driving her off after she fainted because, after settling for him, she found out he was richer than any of the people she considered. It would be nice to have such a test.

              He played a guy FAR richer than he was in real life, and I am not even nearly as rich as he really was, but I am far from a bum also.

              Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author HeySal
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        The joke would be a "lot of people" as all three have long time marriages to women that suit them well.

        Perhaps that's because they didn't choose partners interested only in "what you own"???
        Not sure Kay - but did these guys even HAVE their fortunes when they married? I'm thinking that they may be more suited to the adage that behind every great man is a good woman.
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        • Profile picture of the author seasoned
          Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

          Not sure Kay - but did these guys even HAVE their fortunes when they married? I'm thinking that they may be more suited to the adage that behind every great man is a good woman.
          YES, they DID have their fortunes before they were married. At least gates and wozniak did. And NONE of their fortunes was due to ANYTHING their wives did!

          Sorry to be blunt, but it is TRUE!

          Bill gates had a company that was supported a lot by paul allen, and based on a program they wrote, and a Licensed O/S.

          Steve woziak had Steve jobs, they sold a VW bus and calculator to finance it, and the board and program was created by steve wozniak.

          Perot was THE best IBM salesperson, apparently, and, finding he would have some clawbacks, he decided to compete wth IBM in the service business.

          Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Maricela margene
    LOL, a good one indeed
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  • Profile picture of the author joekyut
    My advice to the boy is don't marry her, she's got an employee mentality and this will be hard to change.
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  • Profile picture of the author philipf
    there's always a "prenuptial agreement", heck, he can marry anyone he wants, as long as the girl gets nothing, just an allowance

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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by philipf View Post

      there's always a "prenuptial agreement", heck, he can marry anyone he wants, as long as the girl gets nothing, just an allowance

      You should watch liar liar! Interesting comedy, but it shows how the law works!

      Steve
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      • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
        That joke is perfect.

        It is almost the perfect script to weed out the fortune hunters, easy filter.

        "Boy" should've walked away with the biggest grin on his face and a sigh of relief of not stepping into the financial jaw of THAT Great White.

        Addition by Subtraction, Boy: 1 GoldDigger: 0

        Boy , still reigning , undefeated champ, won the fight by unanimous knockout and he don't even realize it.

        Poor chap, fresh, tender bait for smarter hunter.

        Why people want to "advertise" they are well to do and loaded, I just don't know.

        Thats like pouring a 55 gallon drum of fresh blood in shark territory, a death wish, attracting scammers of any gender.

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      • Profile picture of the author philipf
        Originally Posted by seasoned View Post

        You should watch liar liar! Interesting comedy, but it shows how the law works!

        Steve

        thanks steve
        i've watched that, you have a point there
        it's all in the clauses of the agreement.
        since you have lots of money, get your self a top notch lawyer.
        but going back to the movie, that movie was great

        philip
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  • Profile picture of the author Aero69
    A nice anecdote
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  • Profile picture of the author mongsky
    there's always a golddigger in every part of the world.
    as for the boy, i'd say he should stay single for a while.
    i think he's better off that way
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  • Profile picture of the author yecall
    OOOO! Good one. It is like a tricky ending. LOL I liked it a lot. So true, so true.
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  • Profile picture of the author pamela88
    There is a foreign quote says " If you marry a monkey for money, the money could has gone but the monkey is staying on".
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  • Profile picture of the author Fazal Mayar
    yes i read that yesterday but in french
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  • Profile picture of the author Christine2011
    Originally Posted by Raja Kamil View Post

    Do You Marry Me!

    Boy: Would you marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari,
    2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
    when actually I'm the BOSS.
    Ohhhh...be careful ladies
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  • Profile picture of the author gammon
    These situations are everywhere in CHINA now!
    Poor man cant married even the ugly girl for they dont have a house .
    but the house's price is so high here $2000 / M2 and most of the young people here is just hundreds salary.
    how can they married????!!!!!!!!!!!!!Poor man.
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  • Profile picture of the author scsheldon33
    Originally Posted by Raja Kamil View Post

    Do You Marry Me!

    Boy: Would you marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari,
    2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
    when actually I'm the BOSS.
    Make sure to know the girl before marrying her...

    too bad if you don't have money...LOL
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  • Profile picture of the author Tupem
    Love it! that is what we get whether man/woman when our sight is short! imagine! she wanted a house he has a villa! food for thought for you singles out there!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sunfyre7896
    It's good to see a gold digger get owned, even if it's only in a joke. Only a few special, rare women would actually stay with a guy out of love that made a modest living. Many want a guy to make a decent living of at least $50k or $60k. Doesn't sound like much, but there are unfortunately, many men that make less than this and it's a travesty that they'll always have relationship issues, but it's the truth. It's genetic. Men want women that look good amongst other physical characteristics equating to good health and child bearing ability and women want security for the family which comes from resources and money. Doesn't coincide or mesh well with what people see on tv and the movies and read about. Nice guys don't get the girl in the end just as the poorer male does not in most instances. Just life.
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  • Profile picture of the author The Niche Man
    Originally Posted by Raja Kamil View Post

    Do You Marry Me!

    Boy: Would you marry me.. ?
    Girl: Do you have a house.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
    Boy: No..
    Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
    Boy: No salary.. but,..
    Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i marry you.?? Leave please.!!
    Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferrari,
    2 Porsche.. Why I still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the salary
    when actually I'm the BOSS.
    That's a good one, the jokes on the Gold digger. Sounds like a typical conversation here in Southern California. As usual most Gold diggers never dig beyond the surface, and often miss the "real gold" in people. Your example is good food for thought.
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