For Math Lovers, Here are some Jokes...

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A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment. The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting.

His classmate calms him down: "Nobody will be able to trace my homework to you: I'll be changing the names of all the constants and variables: a to b, x to y, and so on."

Not quite convinced, but eager to be left alone, the student hands his completed assignment to the classmate for copying.
After the deadline, the student asks: "Did you really change the names of all the variables?"

"Sure!" the classmate replies. "When you called a function f, I called it g; when you called a variable x, I renamed it to y; and when you were writing about the log of x+1, I called it the timber of x+1..."
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  • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
    A joke only Stephen Hawking can appreciate.

    Math and jokes..., bad SEO , no love from Google Algorithms. LOL

    How many backlinks does this thread need?

    The software will bust trying to page rank of that punch line.

    HaHa Ha, BwahahahaaaaaaAhhHaHa, dude gave the punch line and the room went ice cold...,

    .....as dead silent as a closed coroners office..,

    ....wait...., was that a cricket?

    The 13th Warrior
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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    Transylvanian comedians are very underrated...


    'specially their mathematicians.
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  • Profile picture of the author Rita Kusmayanti
    Log turn to timber. LOL.
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  • Profile picture of the author Dennis Gaskill
    For Math Lovers, Here are some Jokes...
    Hmm... I only saw one joke. Must be a different kind of math than I'm used to. :rolleyes:
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    Just when you think you've got it all figured out, someone changes the rules.

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    • Profile picture of the author The 13th Warrior
      This joke is so bad, its funny.

      What makes it even funnier is dude was waiting for the punch line beat of the drummer, and when he turned around , all he saw was drumsticks rolling off the stool toward the floor..,LOL

      What makes this awful joke funny was the delivery was quite serious, I mean, he believed he was really setting us up for something good, "...hold on to your tickle bone, 'bout to knock your socks off...,"

      Maybe after beer #13 and a few puffs of a Willy Nelson special , people would be on the floor laughing because it was awful beyond description.

      I'm taking bets..., I'll spot ALL takers at odds of 687 to 1 that this comedian will not be touring with Seinfeld anytime soon.

      The 13th Warrior
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