It never ceases to amaze me...
Bother, bother, bother, bother, BOTHER!
Excellent at copywriting or indeed anything to do with the subject of Internet marketing but for simple practical things - I'm absolutely bloomin' hopeless.
Hellooo Pete (taps himself on the side of the head exasperatedly) you're supposed to look at the diesel gauge occasionally to see how much diesel is left in the tank on your van you know. That's what it's there for, you twat, to tell you how much diesel you've got left! Duhhhhh. :rolleyes:
So I go to the bank, park in a parking bay which states Loading Only and just as I finish parking, the engine dies. Look down, oh f*ckity, f*ckity, f*uckity, f*ck! I've just run out of fuel.
How bloody stupid can you get?!
So now, I have to call the breakdown company to come out to bleed the fuel system through. Just about to whack 20 quid in the tank in a few minutes time but it won't automatically start when you turn the engine. The whole system will need bleeding through using an outboard motor fuel bulb to get out any air pockets and get the fuel to the fuel pump.
Trundles off to fix it. Downtime cost? Another $750 lost on two hours wasted when I could be working.
What a prat I am.
Mutters to himself and wanders off slappin' himself across the forehead...
Sal
When the Roads and Paths end, learn to guide yourself through the wilderness
Beyond the Path