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Daniel Evans

13 years ago

I design for people involved in Internet Marketing and otherwise.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

13 years ago

Have fun with this would would you have done if you gave up on your goals and dreams...

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jonnyhardbaked

13 years ago

If I gave up online marketing, I would be a garbage man! LOL!

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Suthan M

13 years ago

i would love to take a wizardry course in the school of wizardry and take a fight with voldemort.. and maybe tackle Hermoine while i am at it ..

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Whats the latest movie you watched? Anything good?

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Jonathan 2.0

Banned 13 years ago

Mow the grass like Forest Gump.

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thunderbird

13 years ago

Originally Posted by numbermoja

You gave up?

Hello Warriors,

I was really curious to know what were your alternatives if you gave up in online marketing. There are a number of times that I really wanted to give up on it, but by me not giving up and pushing forward gave me learning experiences and I was able to learn from my failing and successes.

Have fun with this would would you have done if you gave up on your goals and dreams...

Tony

I'm a pretty useless person, so I would do one of those things that useless people do and which I've done before:
Film production

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Jun Balona

13 years ago

If I gave up? Nah, that would be the last thing on my mind right now.

Maybe I would be staying to help out on our future net cafe business since my Dad's planning to set up one in two weeks.

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HeySal

13 years ago

I'd go into politics.......hey -- not funny - it almost happened!

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Dave Patterson

13 years ago

Originally Posted by HeySal

I'd go into politics.......hey -- not funny - it almost happened!

Hey...we're going to needing a new mayor pretty soon. C'mon down....I'll even knock on doors for you...

P.S. I'm pretty much barred from commenting at city council meeting here. Maybe you could fix that for me...lol!

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HeySal

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Dave Patterson

Hey...we're going to needing a new mayor pretty soon. C'mon down....I'll even knock on doors for you...

P.S. I'm pretty much barred from commenting at city council meeting here. Maybe you could fix that for me...lol!

Sure Dave - If you could just move your city to the west about 1500 miles and a about 7 -800 miles North, I'll be glad to take over that position. My college peers understood the best people to have in Gov are those that oppose it, so they just wrote me in. I didn't have to run for office. I'm thinking that isn't going to work this time. Got any friends who are killer marketers in mind to fashion a campaign for me?

I'll not only let you talk -- I will go to Alibabba and get a supply of earplugs to sell at a profit so I can make money from those who really just don't wanna hear what ya have to say. Now THAT's politics.

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GT

13 years ago

What would I do if I gave up Internet Marketing?

. . . Easy decision! I would become a Space Cowboy!

I'm already halfway there – some already say that I am a Space Cadet!

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mongsky

13 years ago

if i ever give up, i would probably wind-up in a welfare home or in the streets

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jpcera

13 years ago

If I ever would give up on something, I know I would end up in a sanitarium.

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shekinah

13 years ago

If i gave up, I would be a house wife and watch tv all day when the kids are not home kicking myself in the behind wondering what if :'(

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KateHunter

13 years ago

Since it’s likely that all worldly pursuits have but the one unavoidable end, which is sorrow, I would retreat to a cave in the Himalayas and seek enlightenment by meditating on the Vastness with no center and no edge.
If I succeed in my quest and reach enlightment, I will not forget you all, but out of compassion I will return to this early plane one last time to manifest myself before a trusted warrior (with at least 1000 posts) and explain to them the futility of slaving for material gains when the real wealth lies in helping others and seeking spiritual riches, in the hope that the warrior will post my message here to share my truth with you all.

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HeySal

13 years ago

Originally Posted by KateHunter

Since it's likely that all worldly pursuits have but the one unavoidable end, which is sorrow, I would retreat to a cave in the Himalayas and seek enlightenment by meditating on the Vastness with no center and no edge.
If I succeed in my quest and reach enlightment, I will not forget you all, but out of compassion I will return to this early plane one last time to manifest myself before a trusted warrior (with at least 1000 posts) and explain to them the futility of slaving for material gains when the real wealth lies in helping others and seeking spiritual riches, in the hope that the warrior will post my message here to share my truth with you all.

Holy crap - and you settled for IM?

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KateHunter

13 years ago

Hey Sal,
"whatever you do, do it for Peace"- John Lennon.

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HeySal 13 years ago

Originally Posted by KateHunter

Hey Sal,
"whatever you do, do it for Peace"- John Lennon.

Okay - just as long as I can kick a few corporate butts real hard first.
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