Mayonnaise sucks!

bulram

13 years ago

Mayo is ok in small doses or in chicken salad.

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Jovanvaldeze

Banned 13 years ago

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Janet Sawyer

13 years ago

I love Mayonnaise

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Besides it being nice to eat, it has other uses too.

If you get chewing gum on your clothes, rub in mayonnaise, leave for an hour, then wash the garment. Removes the chewing gum.

If you get glue on your hands, rubbing your hands with mayonnaise removes the glue too.

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domainers 13 years ago

If you have not tried Hellmann's mayonnaise I recommend it. It is the only type that I like. Just get the regular old Hellmann's, you might like it!
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GGurls

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer

I love Mayonnaise

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Besides it being nice to eat, it has other uses too.

If you get chewing gum on your clothes, rub in mayonnaise, leave for an hour, then wash the garment. Removes the chewing gum.

If you get glue on your hands, rubbing your hands with mayonnaise removes the glue too.

I'm naive lol... is this really true?

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Janet Sawyer 13 years ago

Originally Posted by GGurls

I'm naive lol... is this really true?

Yes indeed it is, and it works a treat.
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- jimmymc 13 years ago
  
  Mustard has it place as does Mayo;
  
  Mustard always on a Hamburger and Hotdog
  
  Mayonnaise on a cold sandwich,chicken salad,tuna fish etc.
  
  Catsup on nothing unless what you're trying to eat tastes real bad.
  
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JaySam

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Janet Sawyer

I love Mayonnaise

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Besides it being nice to eat, it has other uses too.

If you get chewing gum on your clothes, rub in mayonnaise, leave for an hour, then wash the garment. Removes the chewing gum.

If you get glue on your hands, rubbing your hands with mayonnaise removes the glue too.

Is there an explanation on how this really works and proven?

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mojojuju

13 years ago

While I agree that mustard does rule, mayonnaise rules too.

Mustard + Mayonnaise = Supreme Ruler

p.s. I think your attitude towards cottage cheese needs to change.

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pilatospoonfork

13 years ago

I love mayonnaise! But I eat it as it is.

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scsheldon33 13 years ago

Originally Posted by pilatospoonfork

I love mayonnaise! But I eat it as it is.

LOL...with your spoon and fork (from your profile pic) hahaha, just a joke
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gadel

13 years ago

I think you've got different taste.

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Don Schenk

13 years ago

Mayonnaise sucks! So do vacuum cleaners, but I've never tried to spread one of those on my sandwich.

Mayo is especially good mixed with mustard. They sell Hellman's Dijonnaise at Krogers.

:-Don

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Michael Mayo

13 years ago

Did someone call???

If you knew how much work went into filling one of those jars with
Mayo you would...Umm...Maybe you wouldn't.

Anyway, It's Okay to hold the Mayo!
(Michael receives hard slap to the back of head from his Wife)

~MM~

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Charlotte Jay

13 years ago

Originally Posted by Michael Mayo

Did someone call???

If you knew how much work went into filling one of those jars with
Mayo you would...Umm...Maybe you wouldn't.

Anyway, It's Okay to hold the Mayo!
(Michael receives hard slap to the back of head from his Wife)

~MM~

I was hoping you'd show up and reel out some good ol' puns

Anyway, the best mayonnaise ever is the stuff I make myself. You can add things to it to spice it up. I like herbs, horseradish and even a little jerk sauce. Yum.

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philipf

13 years ago

i love home made mayo, my aunt makes them and i love them, i can't get to love the commercial one's.
but mustard, i can have them anytime

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mongsky

13 years ago

whats wrong with mayo?

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albertosm

13 years ago

i like gravy

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JBorhez

13 years ago

Great Smashing Pumpkins song. *

* SP incorrectly spells it Mayonaise

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hblzr1 13 years ago

The opposite side of the coin.

A Mayonnaise Poem

Thank you mayonnaise.

You never ceases to amaze.

My life without you , an endless malaise.

My love for you shines brighter than the brightest rays.

My life without you , a never ending maze.

Salsa and soy sauce? a passing craze.

So do not worry, mayonnaise.

Your reign shall last to the end of days.

They blow they're horns , and walls they raise.

But none can stop you, mayonnaise.

You are my favorite flavor, so what are you waiting for, Frito lays?

The call you fattening, in a hate fueled daze.

I call you my one, my only, Mayonnaise.

By Ksa Otaku
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Sunfyre7896

13 years ago

I have a bunch of friends that are guys that hate mayo and sour cream because either they're white and creamy (not even going to go into the neuroses of these) and/or because they don't like the taste.

Personally, I love mayo and sour cream. I grew up having to eat Miracle Whip and I think it sucks massively. It has some twang to it and is a fake mayo. Semi-fake mayo like Kraft makes is alright, but you need to get the real mayo made by Helmans as someone said above. I was shopping the other day and this couple was like, "which one do we get Helmans or Kraft? Kraft is cheaper." I almost spoke up but the woman said, "well the recipe calls for Helmans so that's what we should get." Good Job.

For food, I like mayo on Burgers. A mustard-mayo mix is interesting at times and I like it every now and then. Mostly burgers are always either mayo or some other mayo type like chipotle mayo or ranch or something like that. On hot dogs/brats/sausage I eat a spicy, horse-mustard. On Mexican food and baked potatoes, I use sour cream. On fries it's mostly nothing, but every now and then it's Ketchup. I just don't really like ketchup because it's sweet and I don't eat many sweet foods and also because it's a really cheap version of a tomato sauce.

I can't stand the way people pile on ketchup on everything. Burgers, hot dogs, eggs. Gag. Try some mild salsa on those. I once heard someone in school growing up say that their family was so poor that they used ketchup on spaghetti. I just threw up in my mouth a little. Marinara is good, spaghetti sauce is good, ketchup is not. It's cheap and too sweet for most foods and really has no purpose other than fried potatoes. Ranch, though are the best for fries if you want something on them. Sour cream would be second. I'd even take a good bleu cheese dressing on burgers and fries. Not too bad.

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Suthan M

13 years ago

i always liked mayo on my burger, until a friend of mine sneered at me for eating with mayo.. I asked him "why"?

He told me "do you know what mayo is made off" .. I said no..

"Troll's cum"

.. I dropped the burger..

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Kay King 13 years ago

I grew up having to eat Miracle Whip and I think it sucks massively.

I hear you - what was wrong with our mothers???

I thought I disliked mayo (not the michael variety) because my mother always used Miracle Whip. Nasty stuff. My fav is Hellman's Light because I like the taste of it.

Mustard means hot dogs for me - and I add a dop of it to things like deviled eggs, potato salad and other stuff where mayo is king. One can never have too many condiments.
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Alexa Smith

Banned 13 years ago

Originally Posted by GGurls

I eat mustard myself... why oh why would somebody invent something as disgusting as mayonnaise?

You have a real problem, here. Urgently in need of an attitude adjustment, I'd say. And what are you supposed to eat with lobster, if not mayonnaise?!

:p

Originally Posted by GGurls

It belongs on nothing and shouldn't even exist.. nor should Miracle Whip, Sour Cream or Cottage Cheese... MUSTARD RULES

I won't argue with you about mustard (and especially those nice French ones), though obviously it isn't an alternative to mayonnaise. Nor about cottage cheese, actually: that's just a waste of space, isn't it?

I don't even know what "Miracle Whip" is.

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gtownfunk

13 years ago

How can you group Sour Cream with Mayonaise? I'll give you that whipped egg-whites and vegetable oil are a little sketchy, but how can you have mexican food without sour cream?

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thunderbird

13 years ago

I like mayonnaise (the unsweet kind). It is nice in sandwiches. Does this mean I'm demented and in need of intervention?

Can't remember the last time I had any mayonnaise, but it would be years ago. We mostly have Chinese food at home, and Chinese food doesn't usually require mayonnaise (not sure it ever does).

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Gary M.

13 years ago

What? Mayo is delicious!!! Same with sour cream on a taco. I'm one of those people who can only stand mustard with my corned beef cabbage.

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Joe Mobley 13 years ago

Mayonnaise. Really? The only thing better is liver and onions.

Hmm Ehmm! Kiss me quick! :rolleyes:

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steve24

13 years ago

mayonaise is okay specially on salad it has a nice taste not suck at all..

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Mayonnaise sucks!

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