Hamblor The God of Hamburgers
Have you ever seen or heard a joke so cheesy, so bad, so ridiculous, that is murderously funny?
The more I watched this commercial, the more I laughed.
You mean there is a "real" God , in his infinite abilities and wisdom that would take time out of his schedule to "create" a hamburger, in his own image and likeness? LOL
Now I am becoming of fan of the ridiculous because it is so 3 Stooges in its hilarity.
Watch the video and picture this:
This "God" "stomps" down the stairs, with declaration, staring into the ether as though he is preparing for Mortal Combat, preparing for War like no other, with blood lust in his eyes, the battle of all battles, preparing for Death itself and to give death with every fiber of his being to the oncoming finality...,
While the 3 maidens that sit at the steps of the throne tremble with fear, awe and trepidation as to what power and wrath he may execute...,
He rips a piece of earthly steak house as a sacrifice as an ingredient to about to be formed weapon of the greatest caliber....
Then he forms in his hand his creation as though it was an ultimate weapon with strained, desperate passion as though it is painful as giving birth to new life, putting his entire being into this form with vengeance and spite..,
Then he hurls his new formed creation into the ether with psychotic prejudice as though he is aiming at the very vital organ of an enemy , hurling bolts of onion rings with a scream as though it hurts, he is blasting his all and very essence into this creation...,
His giant dog runs up the mountain ready and barks at his masters war cry , ready with the A-1 sauce as though it is napalm standing by...,
Then, giving all he has left without quarter, he drops to his knees with screams of a never ending war cry of all that he has and destroys, explodes an ancient monument with the image of some Godly patriarch and uses its remains for extra material to the formation of his greatest creation...,
Then he mounts the dog, rears him up, still screaming mind you, as though he is both ready and to continue to battle, simultaneously celebrating and announcing the victory of his new creation to the entire universe.
I want a Hamblor comic book and toy figure, and poster.
I gonna join the Hamblor fan club......, maybe not, but this commercial continues to have me cracking up.
I might seriously consider getting the poster, for laughs.
The burger isn't have bad as well.
My dirty secret guilty pleasure, convicted as charged. LOL
The 13th Warrior
The more I watched this commercial, the more I laughed.
You mean there is a "real" God , in his infinite abilities and wisdom that would take time out of his schedule to "create" a hamburger, in his own image and likeness? LOL
Now I am becoming of fan of the ridiculous because it is so 3 Stooges in its hilarity.
Watch the video and picture this:
This "God" "stomps" down the stairs, with declaration, staring into the ether as though he is preparing for Mortal Combat, preparing for War like no other, with blood lust in his eyes, the battle of all battles, preparing for Death itself and to give death with every fiber of his being to the oncoming finality...,
While the 3 maidens that sit at the steps of the throne tremble with fear, awe and trepidation as to what power and wrath he may execute...,
He rips a piece of earthly steak house as a sacrifice as an ingredient to about to be formed weapon of the greatest caliber....
Then he forms in his hand his creation as though it was an ultimate weapon with strained, desperate passion as though it is painful as giving birth to new life, putting his entire being into this form with vengeance and spite..,
Then he hurls his new formed creation into the ether with psychotic prejudice as though he is aiming at the very vital organ of an enemy , hurling bolts of onion rings with a scream as though it hurts, he is blasting his all and very essence into this creation...,
His giant dog runs up the mountain ready and barks at his masters war cry , ready with the A-1 sauce as though it is napalm standing by...,
Then, giving all he has left without quarter, he drops to his knees with screams of a never ending war cry of all that he has and destroys, explodes an ancient monument with the image of some Godly patriarch and uses its remains for extra material to the formation of his greatest creation...,
Then he mounts the dog, rears him up, still screaming mind you, as though he is both ready and to continue to battle, simultaneously celebrating and announcing the victory of his new creation to the entire universe.
I want a Hamblor comic book and toy figure, and poster.
I gonna join the Hamblor fan club......, maybe not, but this commercial continues to have me cracking up.
I might seriously consider getting the poster, for laughs.
The burger isn't have bad as well.
My dirty secret guilty pleasure, convicted as charged. LOL
The 13th Warrior