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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
  • Profile picture of the author FunkNugget
    Hitler, Justin Bieber & Eminem went to hell
    They met the Devil sitting on his throne, He asks them why they're in hell.
    Hitler: I killed 20 million people & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.
    Devil: Good, good. Sit to my right.
    Bieber: I poisned the world of music with my voice that irritates every normal person in the world.
    Devil: You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Eminem*
    And why are you here?
    Eminem: Get off my throne bitch
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    • Profile picture of the author viji006
      Nice joke i like you so much thanks for your sharing. i am really enjoy your joke your is really funny. and good joke.
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    • Profile picture of the author iidesu
      Originally Posted by FunkNugget View Post

      Hitler, Justin Bieber & Eminem went to hell
      They met the Devil sitting on his throne, He asks them why they're in hell.
      Hitler: I killed 20 million people & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.
      Devil: Good, good. Sit to my right.
      Bieber: I poisned the world of music with my voice that irritates every normal person in the world.
      Devil: You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Eminem*
      And why are you here?
      Eminem: Get off my throne bitch
      pick that one!
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      • Profile picture of the author andrew20
        Chuck Norris joke)
        Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.
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  • Profile picture of the author bailbondsguys
    Hahaha, good stuff. Thanks for sharing MarkFraser.
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  • Profile picture of the author gleeon
    Thank you for sharing. great
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    • Profile picture of the author celinasmith27
      Great Information, Yes very enjoyable joke.
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