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You are NOT the father!

by Chris Worner
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Lol thats the funniest thing I have seen in quite a while.

Enjoy

Chris
  • Profile picture of the author celinasmith27
    Yes very enjoyable Videos.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Well, some women will even have a kid juwt to claim it is someone else's so that THAT person has to pay and live with them. If you take the test as 100% gospel, the test proves four things

    1. She CHEATED on him!
    2. She tried to cheat him!
    3. She would have been a HORRIBLE spouse.
    4. He can simply leave the situation VINDICATED!

    I think that would make ANYONE happy! He wanted to show he was happy, and maybe even rub it in her face, so.... But YEAH, it was funny all the same.

    Steve
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    • Profile picture of the author Kay King
      How stupid is it that in a society where birth control is available to anyone at any time..."accidental babies" are still happening?

      I want to slap women like that. If you are going to sleep around indiscriminately that's your business - but throw a pill in your mouth first. No child deserves to start life with arguments of who he doesn't belong to.
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      • Profile picture of the author seasoned
        Originally Posted by Kay King View Post

        How stupid is it that in a society where birth control is available to anyone at any time..."accidental babies" are still happening?

        I want to slap women like that. If you are going to sleep around indiscriminately that's your business - but throw a pill in your mouth first. No child deserves to start life with arguments of who he doesn't belong to.
        One of the BIG probems today is that people think birth control is 100% effective! OH, the condom is CLOSE, if you are careful, and the pill is CLOSER, UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES, but they AREN'T 100%! I have heard of cases were women have gotten pregnant BECAUSE they took the pill. If your hormones are ALREADY out of whack, it can happen.

        And under PERFECT circumstances, assuming that the man had TONS of sperm, and the woman were healthy, on a regular hit/miss attempt and the woman on the normal cycle, with NO birth control, the chances of pregnancy are STILL only about 16%! That's it! 16%! OK, you take the raw daily data, and your chances might be as high as a bit over 17.25%, but that STILL isn't that great. So who knows REALLY how effective the birth control is anyway. After all, there are roughly only about 5 days in a cycle where a woman could get pregnant. And as it gets closer to the periphery there is a greater chance of an ectopic pregnancy or miscarriage. Of course, there may be a bunch of days that you don't feel right, or feel like having sex, and they tend to be days it isn't so likely to get pregnant.

        My point is simply that some feel it is OK to have sex all the time if they just pop a pill, etc... OH, and condoms help curtail disease(AGAIN, not 100%! In fact, aids is smaller than a sperm, and isn't subject to fertility status, so it is MORE likely to happen.) too, so HE should have used HIS options ALSO. Of course, if they BOTH use the options, and are careful, HOPEFULLY the chance of avoiding pregnany should be about as close to 100% as anyone is going to get, and still have sex.

        Steve
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    Maury used to be a legit journalist. Its sad he has become a second rate Springer.
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by KimW View Post

      Maury used to be a legit journalist. Its sad he has become a second rate Springer.
      Well, he may not have the following of springer, but he is still more decent.

      Springer tries every trick in the book to get OTHERS to draw attention. He merely incites, and provide a conduit through which HE gets paid. Frankly, I give springer credit for NOTHNG but what I just did. ANYONE could do THAT.

      Want your 15 minutes of fame? Just act as stupid, and insult as many people as you can and put it somewhere like youtube or the news. Look at that beauty pageant winner that merely fell for hilton's paradox, or the other contestant that stumbled on a simple question and ended up saying little more than gibberish. TO THIS DAY, both get airplay! Heck, a few brothers decided to do this, and made a carreer out of it. The howard brothers. But YOU know them better as the three stooges, moe shemp and curly!

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author ClaraBeara
    hahahaha...great clip!
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