I'll think of something

by HeySal
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Um.........or not.

I accidentally posted twice so I figured I'd just delete this one. Guess it doesn't work that way with a whole thread.

So.....

Um.........

So would ya rather travel through time or to an alternate dimension - presuming that one would preclude the other.
  • Profile picture of the author Sandor Verebi
    Sal, are you in some daydreaming mood? I just imagine your sparkling eyes when you did ask this.

    Anyway, as for beeing in alternate dimension, I cannot imagine sex with different alien creatures. Why? I think, I wouldn't do without the earthly women's amorous glance, smile, voice, soul, shape, etc. which makes them charming and desirable.

    Related time travel ... hmmm ... I read a lot about history. I like challenges, so ... maybe I would visit the Italian Renaissance.

    Cheers,

    Sandor
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  • Profile picture of the author bravo75
    I'll go back in time and take my laptop with me. That way I can be a god and you will find pictures of me in the the pyramids.
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  • Profile picture of the author Sumit Menon
    I would go back in time and stop you from making the duplicate thread Sal.
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  • Profile picture of the author seasoned
    Yeah, there IS a name for that paradox. i would like to travel through time, and test the paradox out. BTW Diana is right. They tended to KILL one trick ponies, ESPECIALLY ones challenging the pharaoh!

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author 22SunnySideUp
    I'd explore alternate dimensions. Always had a desire to travel across space and enjoy the seeming nothingness of the universe. Maybe i'll take a history book along with me.
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  • I'd go back in time and re-write the ending to "Miracle on 34th Street"...

    when a young Natalie Wood yells out "Uncle Fred! - Stop the Car!"

    That line is creeps me out...
    "Uncle Fred"? :confused:
    The guy is kissing your Mom kid...and who knows what else...they're getting married for crying out loud...

    And the last line (upon seeing the cane in the corner) "Maybe I didn't do such a great thing after all..."

    What's THAT supposed to mean? :confused:

    Santa just screwed up his whole life?

    (Oh, and I would have whoever made that awful 90's remake imprisoned on an ice planet)

    (of course, this probably is not the FIRST THING I would do...:rolleyes: )
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    • Profile picture of the author seasoned
      Originally Posted by MoneyMagnetMagnate View Post

      I'd go back in time and re-write the ending to "Miracle on 34th Street"...

      when a young Natalie Wood yells out "Uncle Fred! - Stop the Car!"

      That line is creeps me out...
      "Uncle Fred"? :confused:
      The guy is kissing your Mom kid...and who knows what else...they're getting married for crying out loud...

      And the last line (upon seeing the cane in the corner) "Maybe I didn't do such a great thing after all..."

      What's THAT supposed to mean? :confused:

      Santa just screwed up his whole life?

      (Oh, and I would have whoever made that awful 90's remake imprisoned on an ice planet)

      (of course, this probably is not the FIRST THING I would do...:rolleyes: )
      FIRST, on the Uncle point? I ALSO had an "uncle" like that one. It was a STANDARD thing in the day, and NOBODY gave it a second thought! You could be a middle aged man around kids, and nobody thought you were going to hurt them, etc... BTW I went EVERYWHEER with my "uncle". Sometimes my mother was LITERALLY 100s of miles away. My father was also, but had NO idea I even left home, and we went fishing, sailing, shooting targets, camping, etc... It was like he was my FATHER, or some peer in a scout troup or something. And he knew the sheriff and had his own parts shop and one of his customers was NASA. He even showed me his machines, and let me use one of his lathes! The machines were kind of neat. You could feed it steel rods, and the parts would come out shaped, cut, and threaded. We also stayed at his cabin which was really more like a house.
      Those were the days. If he had done it TODAY, everyone might be speaking like YOU are here!

      SECOND, Fred was PROUD of himself for being so smart, etc.... He THEN realized that he had basically been conned. Apparently the guy WAS santa. After all, he made a TON of ridiculous promises and EVERY blasted one happened! Whether it was an xray machine, a VERY specific house, that nobody could know even existed on the market in the area, or a new father. Did YOU know that they made a mistake on that film? It came out too late! They couldn't show it as a christmas movie. They actually advertised it for the demographic, and left the season out entirely. It STILL worked. And he did his job, was 100% honest and BOTH stores loved him because he boosted sales.

      Either he was someone with VERY good connections that somehow bartered, VERY rich, or santa. In a very real sense THAT was the miracle.

      Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Roaddog
    I already live in an alternate universe, so maybe time travel...

    I would go back to when gas was 37 cents a gallon...if I could get that far,

    then come slowly forward, buying Google and Microsoft stock along the way, maybe stop by Hollywood Park and lay a bet on a horse I remember winning...then I would be so rich, the OT would be bitchin about me...
    but that's all right I have money now...I can handle it
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  • Profile picture of the author ThomM
    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post


    I'll think of something

    Um.........or not.
    Not nearly as exciting as it sounded, is it?
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  • But Steve, I can and do understand the "uncle" moniker...but Mom probably wasn't fooling around with "uncle fred" - or engaged to him - he was just a family friend. (or :confused

    And I know everyone smoked back then too...but the scene where Fred brushes his teeth before bed, then goes into the bedroom and smokes! That's messed up too... :rolleyes:

    (but then, I have seen people eat ice cream, and smoke at the same time...major yuck)
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Originally Posted by HeySal View Post

    Um.........or not.

    So would ya rather travel through time or to an alternate dimension - presuming that one would preclude the other.
    Alternate dimension - in a heartbeat.

    However 'the grass is always greener on the other side' - think about that - what if it was even worse than this?

    Don't know why you are thinking this now - because something else said around here reminded me just a few days ago about 'astral projection' and 'leaving your body' and remembered there were stories about 'Yogi's' who could fly in and out at will. Problem is, in some cases they flew out and couldn't get back in.

    Now this would suck because you are 'between a rock and a hard place', Yo.

    I think I will just stick with this hard place for now - having the realization that all the dimensions are WITHIN - so go in, not out.

    Then let your little light shine.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    Don't know why you are thinking this now
    LOL - had to think of something. And considering the weather, I haven't been getting out enough, I guess.

    I think I will just stick with this hard place for now - having the realization that all the dimensions are WITHIN - so go in, not out.
    Oh hell yeah - every time I do that people start talking about nice white jackets with long, long sleeves. Actually - I've always had a hankering to see what the 9th dimension is like. I blame that on Johnny Depp's movie the 9th gate. Seriously.?
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