Thinking of Making a New Line of Perfumes

12 years ago

Trying to use pavlovs response, huh? A nice dress would probably work BETTER.

Originally Posted by HeySal

Just thinking maybe I should start my own line of physical products and thought that a line of special scents to allure men would be profitable -- what do you think of these?

NFL Sunday Dream
The zesty aura of beer and pizza.

Wild Days
The brusk aroma of gun powder, pheasant, and wet dog fir.

Eau d' Syndrome
An alluring fusion of the aroma of motor oil, transmission, and brake fluids with the barest undertone of new leather.

Primal Urges
Rouse his primitive urges with wafting scents of a philly steak and cheese.

Think I'll get rich?

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Sandor Verebi 12 years ago

Nice compilation, Sal.

But perhaps you forget to put in the smells of sweaty socks and underpants, unwashed teeth, and vomitted shirt mixture. Yet I think that would be the 'non plus ultra' and a bestseller.

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Sandor
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HeySal

12 years ago

Ouuu - Sandar, very clever. L'aeu d' Gold's Gym, of course, how could I have missed it?

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Frank Donovan 12 years ago

Sal, A couple more ideas:

"Nirvana Nights" - a grungy fragrance, with distinct overtones of teen spirit.

"L'Apocalypse Du Val" - a heady, pungent aroma; reassuringly reminiscent of napalm in the morning.

Frank

PS

A nice dress would probably work BETTER.

Steve, it might. But most men wouldn't wear one.
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- DianaHeuser 12 years ago
  
  Originally Posted by Frank Donovan
  
  PS Steve, it might. But most men wouldn't wear one.
  
  Frank, I think Sal intended for the girls to wear the purfume
  
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Alexa Smith

Banned 12 years ago

I can see the Eau d'Syndrome catching on, with no problem ...

Originally Posted by HeySal

Think I'll get rich?

Oh yes ... but not necessarily in the scent industry.

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MoneyMagnetMagnate

12 years ago

I had to laugh when I saw a story the other day that "Snookie" was releasing her own scent...

Is this a person you would really want to smell like?

What's next..."The Jersey Shore Playhouse" for kids? :rolleyes:

(I can imagine someone in China is making "JS action figures" as we speak)

Wild Days
The brusk aroma of gun powder, pheasant, and wet dog fir.

They can call it - "Cheney"

NFL Sunday Dream
The zesty aura of beer and pizza.

Wild Days
The brusk aroma of gun powder, pheasant, and wet dog fir.

Eau d' Syndrome
An alluring fusion of the aroma of motor oil, transmission, and brake fluids with the barest undertone of new leather.

Primal Urges
Rouse his primitive urges with wafting scents of a philly steak and cheese.

Mix all these scents together...you can call it "NASCAR"

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ThomM 12 years ago

Sal you missed the most tempting and attractive fragrance to man.
BACON
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