Money In My Sleep (No Job - No Problem!) Ebook Marketer's theme song...
Hello fellow Marketers & Music Lovers!
A few days ago or so I got to thinkin' to myself: "self, can you really, truly write a song on just about anything?"
...I'll share.
or vice versa (whichever one dips your flipper)
FILLED OUT HUNDREDS OF APPLICATIONS
ASKED ALL MY FRIENDS TO ASK AROUND
ALL I'VE GOTTEN IS MORE FRUSTRATION
HOW'S A PERSON GONNA MAKE A LIVIN'
HELP WANTED ADS ARE SCARCE TO SAY THE LEAST
MISSING COLLEGE HAS BEEN UNFORGIVIN'
EVERYTHING'S HI-TECH, AND MUST HAVE DEGREE
[PRECHORUS] *
THE AVERAGE JOE JOB WELL,
(well,) IT'S GONE DUSTY BONE DRY
I TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE
I JUST HAD TO FIND A WAY TO GET BY
SO...
[CHORUS]
I PACKED UP AND MOVED TO THE INTERNET
I FEED MY FAMILY AIN'T BREAKIN' A SWEAT
I SELL DIGITAL BOOKS ON TOPICS I KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT
A FOREIGN GHOSTWRITER WRITES ALL OF 'EM FOR ME
GRAMMAR DON'T MATTER 'CAUSE THE FEE IS DIRT CHEAP
INSTANTLY PUBLISHED, PAID FOR, AND DELIVERED THROUGH MY ACCOUNT
I CAN HEAR CASH REGISTERS RING (ka-ching! sound effect)
EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS
IT'S SUCH A SWEET, SWEET, SWEEEETLY, EASY THING
MAKIN' MONEY IN MY SLEEP
[REPEAT CHORUS]
FORGET ADVANCED FORMAL EDUCATION
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND EXPORT THE WORKPLACE
I FOUND MY OWN UNIQUE SOLUTION ...[so]
NO JOB, NO PROBLEM--NO JOB, NO RAT RACE
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[TAG]
NO JOB, NO PROBLEM,
I'M MAKIN' MONEY IN MY SLEEP
*Actually not, technically speaking that is, since it only appears once in the song.
But, oh well--we're self-employed so we can bend a rule or two here & there if'n we want to.
Oh, and it IS ok to have the first verse twice as long as the other verses.
(just FYI, as if anyone really cares?? Nah, I doubt it. :rolleyes
[OPTIONAL ADDITIONAL VERSE]
I BOUGHT A HOME BIZ OPPORTUNITY
AND I CAN WORK IN MY PAJAMAS
JOINED A FORUM COMMUNITY
MONTHLY MEET-UPS IN THE BAHAMAS
A few days ago or so I got to thinkin' to myself: "self, can you really, truly write a song on just about anything?"
Pert nearAnd, there's no need to be selfish with this.
...I'll share.
No Job, No Problem (Money in My Sleep)BTW, lyrics are supposed to be in all caps & yes I've recorded this, but it's not a pleasant listening experience.Trust me!
or vice versa (whichever one dips your flipper)
Words and Music © 2011 Karen DenningI'VE KNOCKED ON EVERY SINGLE DOOR IN TOWN
FILLED OUT HUNDREDS OF APPLICATIONS
ASKED ALL MY FRIENDS TO ASK AROUND
ALL I'VE GOTTEN IS MORE FRUSTRATION
HOW'S A PERSON GONNA MAKE A LIVIN'
HELP WANTED ADS ARE SCARCE TO SAY THE LEAST
MISSING COLLEGE HAS BEEN UNFORGIVIN'
EVERYTHING'S HI-TECH, AND MUST HAVE DEGREE
[PRECHORUS] *
THE AVERAGE JOE JOB WELL,
(well,) IT'S GONE DUSTY BONE DRY
I TRIED EVERYTHING ELSE
I JUST HAD TO FIND A WAY TO GET BY
SO...
[CHORUS]
I PACKED UP AND MOVED TO THE INTERNET
I FEED MY FAMILY AIN'T BREAKIN' A SWEAT
I SELL DIGITAL BOOKS ON TOPICS I KNOW NOTHIN' ABOUT
A FOREIGN GHOSTWRITER WRITES ALL OF 'EM FOR ME
GRAMMAR DON'T MATTER 'CAUSE THE FEE IS DIRT CHEAP
INSTANTLY PUBLISHED, PAID FOR, AND DELIVERED THROUGH MY ACCOUNT
I CAN HEAR CASH REGISTERS RING (ka-ching! sound effect)
EVERY NIGHT IN MY DREAMS
IT'S SUCH A SWEET, SWEET, SWEEEETLY, EASY THING
MAKIN' MONEY IN MY SLEEP
[REPEAT CHORUS]
FORGET ADVANCED FORMAL EDUCATION
GO RIGHT AHEAD AND EXPORT THE WORKPLACE
I FOUND MY OWN UNIQUE SOLUTION ...[so]
NO JOB, NO PROBLEM--NO JOB, NO RAT RACE
[REPEAT CHORUS]
[TAG]
NO JOB, NO PROBLEM,
I'M MAKIN' MONEY IN MY SLEEP
*Actually not, technically speaking that is, since it only appears once in the song.
But, oh well--we're self-employed so we can bend a rule or two here & there if'n we want to.
Oh, and it IS ok to have the first verse twice as long as the other verses.
(just FYI, as if anyone really cares?? Nah, I doubt it. :rolleyes
[OPTIONAL ADDITIONAL VERSE]
I BOUGHT A HOME BIZ OPPORTUNITY
AND I CAN WORK IN MY PAJAMAS
JOINED A FORUM COMMUNITY
MONTHLY MEET-UPS IN THE BAHAMAS
~Karen
ps. The spell checker had a field day with this post!