Guy the Gorilla

This is a true story - one that has only just been allowed to be divulged to the public.

One day Jonathon Winters, a mild mannered man went to London Zoo and stood before the lovable Guy the Gorilla.

He waved cheerfully to his hairy buddy - and guy waved back.
Jonathon did a little dance. So did Guy
Jonathon jumped in the air and hollered out with joy.
So did Guy.

Jonathon put his right finger to his eye and pulled the eye lid down.

Guy went beserk. Guy tore open the bars and pulled the mild mannered Jonathon in and beat the crap out of him.

Six months later Jonathon is released from hospital and has been interviewed by the police and the London Zoo investigators.

Jonathon had insulted Guy - Gorilla's take the view that anyone who laughs and jokes with them is fine. But to raise the right finger to the eye and to pull the eye lid down is one way of calling a Gorilla a sissy or even worse!


Jonathon revisits Guy and waves to him.

Guy waves back

Jonathon puts on a big raincoat

Guy looks mystified

Jonathon passes Guy a another raincoat

Guy puts it on

Jonathon waves a machette around

Guy looks mystified

Jonathon passes Guy another machette

Guy waves it round

Jonathon pulls out a huge german sausage from his trouser zipper and slices it in half with his machette

Guy puts his right finger to his eye and pulls down the eye lid.