OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 04:17 AM

Hi all,

Really needed to get this off my chest, I can't stop shaking at the moment.

I've just been cooking up some ham for my dinner, and in the ham a face appeared, I've heard of things like this before, but would never thought it might happen to me!

I took a picture of it to get your thoughts, but this has been a life changing incident.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/turin-ham.JPG

Cheers

KarlWarren · 08-21-2008, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graphicsgenie

Hi all,

Really needed to get this off my chest, I can't stop shaking at the moment.

I've just been cooking up some ham for my dinner, and in the ham a face appeared, I've heard of things like this before, but would never thought it might happen to me!

I took a picture of it to get your thoughts, but this has been a life changing incident.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/turin-ham.JPG

Cheers

I wish I owned the forum, you'd be banned for a month for that....

absolutely brilliant, I wish I had a glass of coke here so I could unceremoniously spit it over my screen.

Roy Carter · 08-21-2008, 04:21 AM

Darren - Wow! That is so weird. never seen anything like it!

It's Homer Simpson I think (unless anyone sees someone else).

Roy

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 04:24 AM

Yeah, could be Homer, not sure, but certainly unexpected.

I hope this doesnt get deleted, but the underlying tone is

"Come on people, dont take life so seriously! Have a laugh every now and then"

KarlWarren · 08-21-2008, 04:25 AM

I just had another look and noticed the eyebrows.... hahahahahahahahaa.

Frank Ayres · 08-21-2008, 04:26 AM

Darren are you going to start your own religion now you have seen the light?

internetmarketer99 · 08-21-2008, 04:29 AM

OMG, I swear that's Moses' mother-in-law - Get it up on Ebay ASAP!

Mark

BIG Mike · 08-21-2008, 04:33 AM

All bow before the mighty Homer. He has sizzeled, er, risen.

Jose Delgado · 08-21-2008, 04:36 AM

CBS, NBC, FOX news have to know about this!

This is by far the clearest "vision" I've Ever seen!

It even has eyebrows!!! Lol!

Chipt · 08-21-2008, 04:37 AM

DRAT...

I was certain is was a virtual picture of Allen's virtual monkey after 19 shots of Cuba Libre on its recent virtual trip to virtual Cuba...

Chip Tarver

lazavas · 08-21-2008, 04:37 AM

hahhaahhahahah thats hilarious!

Andy Smith · 08-21-2008, 05:17 AM

Hi Darren,

First of all can I just say, I do have a sense of humour, I laugh and cry and feel pain like the next warrior, but to say I find your post offensive would be an understatement of the highest order!

As a deeply religious man myself I opened this thread with the wonder of a small child at christmas, expecting perhaps a burning bush-esque revelation to cement my beliefs!

But no.. what do I find.. a crudely mocked up picture of my good self, sizzling in some kind of cooking utensil!

Not only has this caused great upset to myself and my family it has sullied the good name of the people of Hamsville.

We were only trying to fit in to your normal way of life.

I was enjoying my trip to france, please find a holiday snap I had taken yesterday, I will think twice before I pose for any more pictures in the future!.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/onholiday.jpg

Angela V. Edwards · 08-21-2008, 05:25 AM

Okay, that was seriously hilarious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by graphicsgenie

Hi all,

Really needed to get this off my chest, I can't stop shaking at the moment.

I've just been cooking up some ham for my dinner, and in the ham a face appeared, I've heard of things like this before, but would never thought it might happen to me!

I took a picture of it to get your thoughts, but this has been a life changing incident.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/turin-ham.JPG

Cheers

Sarah Harvey · 08-21-2008, 05:27 AM

Honestly, I had no idea what to expect. Funny tho :P

Martin Luxton · 08-21-2008, 05:31 AM

Darren,

That ham looks suspiciously like spam.

Martin

ExRat · 08-21-2008, 05:40 AM

Hi Martin,

Spam - I was gonna say the same

It looks like a cartoon monkey - I can't think where I've seen it now - was it based on that same monkey?

You should definitely preserve the 'vision' and sell it on ebay.

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 05:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniffy

Hi Darren,

First of all can I just say, I do have a sense of humour, I laugh and cry and feel pain like the next warrior, but to say I find your post offensive would be an understatement of the highest order!

As a deeply religious man myself I opened this thread with the wonder of a small child at christmas, expecting perhaps a burning bush-esque revelation to cement my beliefs!

But no.. what do I find.. a crudely mocked up picture of my good self, sizzling in some kind of cooking utensil!

Not only has this caused great upset to myself and my family it has sullied the good name of the people of Hamsville.

We were only trying to fit in to your normal way of life.

I was enjoying my trip to france, please find a holiday snap I had taken yesterday, I will think twice before I pose for any more pictures in the future!.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/onholiday.jpg

Sorry! this was only meant to be a joke, I REALLY did not think there would be anyone that looked like that, whoa! really sorry man if I spoilt your holiday or p####d you off, it was not intentional

I was cooking 'ham' steaks and I thought I'd play a little and post it on the WF, actually having 'another' member of the same forum wih the exact same face, how bizarre.

Hope you can forgive me

Regards

KarlWarren · 08-21-2008, 05:53 AM

This is hilarious, Darren and Sniffy, what a team.

Reminds me of the episode of South Park with the
bum-faced people.

Glenn Newsome · 08-21-2008, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniffy

Hi Darren,

First of all can I just say, I do have a sense of humour, I laugh and cry and feel pain like the next warrior, but to say I find your post offensive would be an understatement of the highest order!

As a deeply religious man myself I opened this thread with the wonder of a small child at christmas, expecting perhaps a burning bush-esque revelation to cement my beliefs!

But no.. what do I find.. a crudely mocked up picture of my good self, sizzling in some kind of cooking utensil!

Not only has this caused great upset to myself and my family it has sullied the good name of the people of Hamsville.

We were only trying to fit in to your normal way of life.

I was enjoying my trip to france, please find a holiday snap I had taken yesterday, I will think twice before I pose for any more pictures in the future!.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/onholiday.jpg

Sniffy,
Please do yourself and family a great service and gesture. Take as many photos and videos of the family as possible.

Should you or your family have the misfortune of crossing paths with Darren "cooks on highest setting" Kaye, then there will be momentos for them to remember you.

John Taylor · 08-21-2008, 06:39 AM

Darren,

Are you sure you have time to cook, eat and visit
forums?

Sheesh. I wish I had time to monkey around!

John

samstephens · 08-21-2008, 06:41 AM

This is the greatest thread I've seen in such a long time

*wipes tears from eyes*

Diana Lane · 08-21-2008, 06:49 AM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves and the mockery you make of the Heavenly Ham. Get to your knees and repent. Six 'Hail Bacon's and two 'Ah, Bisto!'s should do it. As well as sending a five figure donation via PayPal to The Shrine Of The Spiritual Spam.

Praise be!

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by samstephens

This is the greatest thread I've seen in such a long time

*wipes tears from eyes*

Sam - really just because you are the owner of one of the best scripts around and current reigning champion of the best support of the year, DOES NOT give you the right to find this amusing!

Granted, originally my intentions were to humour you all, but due to the fact we have another warrior with the same damn face, just makes a mockery of any glimour of humour we can pull from this.

Again sniffy, really sorry please don't let these heathens sully your holiday

Thanks

Greg Cooksley · 08-21-2008, 06:56 AM

hey Darren,

You and VegasVince should team up....hilarious...

Regards

Greg

Andy Smith · 08-21-2008, 07:01 AM

Wise words indeed Glenn and I would follow them had tragedy not already befallen my cherished family, my daughter porketta was heartbroken by the ridicule her ham faced father had to endure at the hands of you bloodthirsty warriors.. and so in a desperate attempt to console her I gave her a huge fatherly cuddle and tried to reassure her she wasnt to think of herself merely as a tender piece of breakfast fodder. ALAS! unknown to me she was greased up from head to toe in succulent farmers boy best brand butter, and as I squeezed her close there was a slip and a pop and off she went, arching as gracefully as a freshly smothered kipper - straight into the casserole dish!

We could only look on in horror and guilty satisfaction as her sweet little face gave way to a sea of mushy pea doom! In my panic I could only manage 1 last picture of her demise.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/farewell-porketta.jpg

No amount of kind words can bring her back now...
UPDATE: by heck, she made a grand pea n ham soup. RIP - Porketta.

tommygadget · 08-21-2008, 07:18 AM

Funny stuff...
Too much time on your hands...

TomG.
(Yes it's a Styx reference...sheesh)

Lance K · 08-21-2008, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roy Carter

It's Homer Simpson I think (unless anyone sees someone else).

I thought it was the MONKEY GOD!

KonaGirl · 08-21-2008, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpudDS

Darren are you going to start your own religion now you have seen the light?

Hail to the temple of Homer. May the light go with you. (Grin)

chriswight · 08-21-2008, 08:36 AM

I've been having a terrible week, and that made me laugh out loud oat my desk.

So awesome.

MizzCindy · 08-21-2008, 08:45 AM

Unbelievable the sacrilege here! You guys are gonna burn in...well, in Darren's frying pan if you don't straighten up and fly right!

Cindy

Michael Oksa · 08-21-2008, 08:48 AM

Mmmmmmm.......Sacrilicious....

~Michael

Greg Cooksley · 08-21-2008, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sniffy

Wise words indeed Glenn and I would follow
them had tragedy not already befallen my cherished family, my
daughter porketta was heartbroken by the ridicule her ham faced
father had to endure at the hands of you bloodthirsty warriors..
and so in a desperate attempt to console her I gave her a huge
fatherly cuddle and tried to reassure her she wasnt to think
of herself merely as a tender piece of breakfast fodder. ALAS!
unknown to me she was greased up from head to toe in succulent
farmers boy best brand butter, and as I squeezed her close there
was a slip and a pop and off she went, arching as gracefully
as a freshly smothered kipper - straight into the casserole dish!

We could only look on in horror and guilty satisfaction as her
sweet little face gave way to a sea of mushy pea doom! In my
panic I could only manage 1 last picture of her demise.

http://www.animatedecovers.com/farewell-porketta.jpg

No amount of kind words can bring her back now...
UPDATE: by heck, she made a grand pea n ham soup. RIP - Porketta.

Hey Sniffy,

With all the bad stuff happening around us every day we need
some light comedy entertainment.....

......a freshly smothered kipper.....

I almost choked on my coffee...

You guys have a gift...

Regards

Greg

macchiavelli · 08-21-2008, 09:30 AM

WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
This is the funniest thread I have ever read on the Warrior forum....hahahahahahah!!! hahahah!! my god

Amazing.

Terry Hatfield · 08-21-2008, 09:50 AM

Quick!!!

Send a story to the newsstations. Tell them Jesus face appeared in your ham.

When the people start appearing in mass charge them $2 bucks each to see the face.

. . .Now that what I call Instant Product Creation.

Brian Tayler · 08-21-2008, 10:04 AM

Too much time on your hands!

But funny too

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Tayler

Too much time on your hands!

But funny too

How, this was clearly done at Lunch time, surely I can break to make some food ;o)

greenovni · 08-21-2008, 10:25 AM

Funny, thanks for the laugh!

Peter Helps · 08-21-2008, 10:46 AM

If I were you I would try to cash in on this and sell it on Ebay.

Peter

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pk80356

If I were you I would try to cash in on this and sell it on Ebay.

Peter

But I ate the Ham for lunch, hmm.

Mark McWilliams · 08-21-2008, 11:21 AM

I need a new keyboard, I'm 'typing' this with the on-screen keyboard and my mouse!

LOL

Thanks
Mark

jedz · 08-21-2008, 03:16 PM

lol! nice sniffy..your avatar says it all!

DougBarger · 08-21-2008, 03:26 PM

First, remain calm Darren. What you are experiencing is completely normal.

What you have experienced is known as an ecstatic experience and shouldn't last very long.

Religious ecstasy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

graphicsgenie · 08-21-2008, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DougBarger

First, remain calm Darren. What you are experiencing is completely normal.

What you have experienced is known as an ecstatic experience and shouldn't last very long.

Religious ecstasy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Thanks Doug,

I knew I could count on you to keep me grounded

Thanks again

Michelle Brouse · 08-22-2008, 07:23 AM

ROFL - OMG Darren,

That's one heck of an experience! Love Sniffy's Pea soup! Reminds me of Mister Bill - OH NOOOOOOO...... hahahaha

Thanks for the chuckle. You're right, we all need that!

Michelle

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08-21-2008, 10:25 AM	#37
greenovni Senior Warrior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 1,022 Blog Entries: 2 Thanks: 9 Thanked 95 Times in 42 Posts Social Networking	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! Funny, thanks for the laugh!
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08-21-2008, 10:46 AM	#38
Peter Helps Advanced Warrior War Room Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: , , . Posts: 958 Thanks: 40 Thanked 46 Times in 40 Posts	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! If I were you I would try to cash in on this and sell it on Ebay. Peter

08-21-2008, 11:21 AM	#40
Mark McWilliams BIG WordPress Fan War Room Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 445 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 25 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Contact Info	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! I need a new keyboard, I'm 'typing' this with the on-screen keyboard and my mouse! LOL Thanks Mark
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08-21-2008, 03:16 PM	#41
jedz Banned Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Philippines Posts: 514 Thanks: 6 Thanked 13 Times in 13 Posts Contact Info	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! lol! nice sniffy..your avatar says it all!

08-21-2008, 03:26 PM	#42
DougBarger Known, Liked and Trusted War Room Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 3,250 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 581 Thanked 240 Times in 145 Posts Social Networking Contact Info	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! First, remain calm Darren. What you are experiencing is completely normal. What you have experienced is known as an ecstatic experience and shouldn't last very long. Religious ecstasy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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08-22-2008, 07:23 AM	#44
Michelle Brouse Eight of Cups War Room Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Ohio, USA. Posts: 1,980 Blog Entries: 5 Thanks: 30 Thanked 17 Times in 11 Posts Contact Info	Re: OMG! Just had a major religous experience! WOW - I'm shaken up! ROFL - OMG Darren, That's one heck of an experience! Love Sniffy's Pea soup! Reminds me of Mister Bill - OH NOOOOOOO...... hahahaha Thanks for the chuckle. You're right, we all need that! Michelle
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