Happy Birthday Kevin Riley!

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Tomorrow is Kevin's birthday.

But tomorrow is today in Japan.

Or is today tomorrow?

Oh, what the hell.

Happy Birthday, old man!

John
#birthday #happy #kevin #riley
  • Profile picture of the author Matt Bard
    Happy Birthday Kevin.

    I was going to say you look good for your age but...well, let's not go there.
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  • Profile picture of the author abayommy
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    • Profile picture of the author Jagged
      Hi Kevin and Happy Birthday to you... :p
      Always enjoy when you share your humor and wisdom...I learn something everytime!
      Enjoy your day....

      Ken
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    • Profile picture of the author KarlWarren
      Originally Posted by abayommy View Post

      I am joining John in saying Happy Birthday to kelvin Riley.
      Yeah, happy birthday Kelvin
      Dana, you're sooooooo mean.
      Kevin, have a good one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Michael Oksa
    Happy Birthday Kevin,

    Out of curiosity, how much cake can a hamster eat?

    Or, would the better question be: how many hamsters does it take to make a cake?

    All the best,
    Michael
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    • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
      Otanjou-bi Omedetou Gozaimasu!, Kevin
      (I hope that means what I think it does...lol)

      If not then I ment to say: 誕生日おめでとう Kevin!
      (I think...lol)

      Have a Great Day!
      Michael
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  • Profile picture of the author Pete223
    Happy birthday Kevin!

    So how old are you in hamster years?

    And don't go overboard on the Sake... Sakey... Sakye... shoot,
    now I don't know if it needs a "y" or not !!!!

    Have a good one!!!

    Kindest Regards,
    Pete
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  • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
    Hamster Birthday to you, Kevin Mankini Master Riley!
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  • Profile picture of the author Patrician
    Have a great year Kevi-kins.

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  • Profile picture of the author Mike Hill
    Happy Birthday you old fart...
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  • Profile picture of the author Sagar Mehta
    Happy B'day, O Hamster God!

    Sagar
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    • Profile picture of the author Jamie Iaconis
      Happy Birthday Kevin...

      You are very valued here at the Warrior Forum!!!

      Keep up all the great work man.

      Jamie
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      • Profile picture of the author Charles E. White
        Happy Birthday Kevin, I can't believe anyone as old as you are is still kickin
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        • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
          Thanks all

          Michael Mayo - Yes, it means "Kevin, I'll buy you a drink"

          Ken Strong - No, I try to have it a different time each year. Why be predictable?

          Michael Oksa - 4 hamsters makes a good rich cake. I once tried 6, but that was just too many small bones.

          Matthew Maiden - I think you meant to say "sexy".

          John Rogers - It is today here. And the time is right now.
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          • Profile picture of the author Michael Mayo
            Originally Posted by Kevin Riley View Post

            Thanks all

            Michael Mayo - Yes, it means "Kevin, I'll buy you a drink"

            Ken Strong - No, I try to have it a different time each year. Why be predictable?

            Michael Oksa - 4 hamsters makes a good rich cake. I once tried 6, but that was just too many small bones.

            Matthew Maiden - I think you meant to say "sexy".

            John Rogers - It is today here. And the time is right now.
            Let me Guess...? You planted that in Google just for this occasion right?...lol Damn, You're Good!

            Drinks on the way!
            Happy Birthday!
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  • Profile picture of the author Sylvia Meier
    Happy Birthday Kevin, hope its a good one.
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  • Profile picture of the author Joseph Then
    Have fun, get drunk!

    Have a Happy Birthday!
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    • Profile picture of the author Ken Strong
      Originally Posted by Joseph Then View Post

      Have fun, get drunk!
      He already does that every day. Think of something else.
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      • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
        Originally Posted by KenStrong View Post

        He already does that every day. Think of something else.
        Every day is birthday. PARTY!
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        • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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          Originally Posted by Kevin Riley View Post

          Every day is birthday. PARTY!
          Is that grey hair in the beard?


          Happy birthday buddy.
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          • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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            Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

            Is that grey hair in the beard?


            Happy birthday buddy.
            I am really shocked. I just noticed that Riley has been working out. The man is in great shape and was even caught running into a fire to save poor hamsters in danger.





            The guy is a true Warrior and hero.
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            • Profile picture of the author KarlWarren
              Thomas... that's just classic. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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              • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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                Originally Posted by KarlWarren View Post

                Thomas... that's just classic. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

                Edited Because of Karl:

                I had an partner in crime who sent me the picture. I just touched the PICTURE up a little to bring out the good side of Riley. lol
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                • Profile picture of the author KarlWarren
                  Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

                  I had an partner in crime who sent me the picture. I just touched it up a little to bring out the good side of Riley. lol
                  Never, ever, ever admit to touching Kevin Riley up... *bleurgh*

                  I notice you edited yours... I'll keep the quote for posterity
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                  • Profile picture of the author Lyna Murray
                    Happy Birthday Kevin!

                    Long time no hear. As you can see, have been busy with my baby. Will email you all about it.


                    Lyna.
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                    • Profile picture of the author DotComBum
                      Happy birthday to you! Wish you much success in your life.
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                    • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
                      Originally Posted by Lyna Murray View Post

                      Happy Birthday Kevin!

                      Long time no hear. As you can see, have been busy with my baby. Will email you all about it.


                      Lyna.
                      Too long. Baby? Wow! A lot changed since Bali.
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                • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
                  Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

                  Edited Because of Karl:

                  I had an partner in crime who sent me the picture. I just touched the PICTURE up a little to bring out the good side of Riley. lol
                  Wow, what sick, twisted person sent you that picture? cough cough cough.

                  Ha ha. You touched up Kevin Riley.

                  Say, why is it that every single thread about Kevin Riley ends up in the gutter, along with a pile of hamsters and empty whiskey bottles?
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                  • Profile picture of the author Tom B
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                    Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post

                    Wow, what sick, twisted person sent you that picture? cough cough cough.

                    Ha ha. You touched up Kevin Riley.

                    Say, why is it that every single thread about Kevin Riley ends up in the gutter, along with a pile of hamsters and empty whiskey bottles?
                    Karl made me feel dirty.

                    I can't disclose my sources on the picture (Post Above Me, Post Above Me)
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                    • Profile picture of the author Peter Bestel
                      Happy Birthday Kevin

                      I just hope those hamsters give you some time off.

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                  • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
                    Originally Posted by Dana_W View Post


                    Say, why is it that every single thread about Kevin Riley ends up in the gutter, along with a pile of hamsters and empty whiskey bottles?
                    I can never figure that one out. Such an upright, respectable, quiet gentleman such as myself.
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            • Profile picture of the author Dana_W
              Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

              I am really shocked. I just noticed that Riley has been working out. The man is in great shape and was even caught running into a fire to save poor hamsters in danger.





              The guy is a true Warrior and hero.
              WOW! We all knew that Kevin Riley had a swelled head, but this is RIDICULOUS!
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            • Profile picture of the author mbrown
              Originally Posted by Thomas Belknap View Post

              I am really shocked. I just noticed that Riley has been working out. The man is in great shape and was even caught running into a fire to save poor hamsters in danger.





              The guy is a true Warrior and hero.


              Thomas,

              I had thought we might escape the Mankini this time! It's as sick as ever
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  • Profile picture of the author Jared Alberghini
    ROTFLMAO @ Some of the replies...

    I ain't got nothin' bad to say about you Kevin, (oh wait, is that a double-negative???)

    Just a sincere Happy Birthday from me to you, and yours.

    Happy Birthday Kevin, best wishes to you and your family.

    Sincerely,

    Jared Alberghini
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  • Profile picture of the author Habbit
    Happy Birthday Kevin
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  • Profile picture of the author mmurtha
    Hey Riley,

    I heard it was your birthday.

    So, Happy Birthday kid!

    And may you have many more to come!

    How many years young are you???


    Mary
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  • Profile picture of the author Steve Faber
    Kevin,
    Happy B-Day. May it be just the next of many, many more.
    He already has much success in his life, and hamsters too!

    Steve
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  • Profile picture of the author Suthan M
    Kevin : BOOO !!
    Happy birthday :-)
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  • Profile picture of the author prouser02
    happy birthday from me too.
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    • Profile picture of the author Dean Shainin
      Happy Birthday Kevin!

      Hope you enjoy some sushi and sake on this great day.

      Cheers,
      Dean
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  • Profile picture of the author kkrueger
    Happy Birthday Kevin! Wishing you a great day! and an awesome year!

    Karen

    P.S. Thomas...that picture was hysterical! thanks for sharing
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  • Profile picture of the author milan
    What I like about him is that he follows fashion. Here is a recent cover of Vogue, doesn't it remind you of somebody?

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  • Profile picture of the author milan
    But most people appreciate him because he was the first man to smoke a cigar here:

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    • Profile picture of the author Aare
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      Happy Birthday

      Kevin Riley


      Wish all success to come in ur file and ur business world. I'm taking a red wine for you.
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      God bless us all!
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  • Profile picture of the author gareth
    Happy Birthday Kevin - I'd like to give you my Hemorrhoid.
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    • Profile picture of the author aikay77
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      Hi Kevin,

      Happy birthday from me here in Nigeria!

      May God keep and bless you more and more and never stop!

      Hey that pic of you in the thong? was hilarious!

      And come on guys that shaggy hair of his just got one year
      older.

      Enjoy yourself friend,

      Ronald

      :from Lagos, in Nigeria, Africa. LOL I wanted you to know
      where i'm at.
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  • Profile picture of the author HeySal
    HOLY HELL, THOMAS,
    So I came in here to wish the old geeze a happy birthday while his mind is still functioning enough to recognize us all - and now I am going to have this huge medical bill and will be offline for weeks while my eyes recover from that rude scortching. What'd we ever do to you?

    Kevin - so you're still kickin' eh? Got a little wagon for the little fuzzies to load the cake and bring it to you or are you still able to stand up on your own now and again?

    Well considering your advanced stage of dementia..er...I mean......maturity, I thought maybe I'd help you celebrate by sending Reiko some of my special recipes to cook for you. They are all completely untraceable...um...I mean delectable and you will enjoy them thoroughly.

    All kidding aside Kev.....Happy Birthday and congratulations. It's not often that a bot runs this long without being traded back and melted down.
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  • Profile picture of the author Frank Murphy
    Happy birthday Mr Kevin, I am, and always will be a big fan of yours
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  • Profile picture of the author Ross Dalangin
    Happy Birthday Mr Hamster King! May you have more recipes to come
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  • Profile picture of the author Quilst
    Happy B-day Mr. Riley I wish you all the success in the world.

    What's up with you people and hamsters?
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  • Profile picture of the author Zulfus
    Happy Birthday Kevin ^_^
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    • Profile picture of the author Jacqui
      Happy Birthday Kevin!

      Jackie
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      • Profile picture of the author Rod Cortez
        Happy Birthday my friend.

        You're the first centurion I've ever known. Damn you look great for your age!

        RoD
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        • Profile picture of the author Kevin Riley
          Originally Posted by Rod Cortez View Post


          You're the first centurion I've ever known.
          Dude, I'm not Roman.
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