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"Gassy" product... something for everyone.

by ScottyM2
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This had to be invented sooner or later. (Not an affiliate link, nor have I tested this product, nor do I endorse it or guarantee it's effectiveness, lol!)

The humorous ad copy is worth reading.

FART BE GONE! Flatulence Deodorizer Pad, GOES IN UNDERWEAR, LET EM RIP! | eBay
  • Profile picture of the author GMD
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    The only problem?

    The product deals with the bite, but not the "bark"!

    Maybe the guy will upsell a "silencer" that can be attached to the pad???

    Totally hilarious though. Good eye for spotting this!
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    • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
      My product is much better...

      'FlatuScents ®' :p
      now with 'Smartfart'®

      It's a tablet you take with meals, and when you 'pass gas" - it smells like "Pine Tree" or "Floral"...

      ('lavender'...recommended for night-time use... :rolleyes

      It's like Beano® - only better!


      What do you think?

      (wait 'til you see our commercial! :p)
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    • Profile picture of the author MoneyMagnetMagnate
      Originally Posted by GMD View Post

      The only problem?

      The product deals with the bite, but not the "bark"!

      Maybe the guy will upsell a "silencer" that can be attached to the pad???

      Totally hilarious though. Good eye for spotting this!
      It does mention in the ad it has a "muffler effect"...

      With kind of like a, fartalytic (catafartic?) converter?...:rolleyes:
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  • Profile picture of the author GT
    The advertisement states that the pads are reusable . . . but I don't know. There are some among us (not naming any names :rolleyes: ) that would burn a hole through those pads in no time flat(ulently)!

    GT
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    • Profile picture of the author MissTerraK
      Haha!

      Sorry guys, but I'm laughing toot hard to comment. :p

      Terra
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