Definitely
The young teacher eager to prove herself to her piers was asking questions at random while looking around the class room, and each time she would ask a question little Johnny was all to eager to answer with his hand held high, The teacher decided it would be fair to let some of the other kids take their turn at answering the questions and that little Johnny needed to learn to be patient.
Eventually she decided to let Johnny take his turn, he had waited long enough and by now was starting to look a bit upset, so when asked by his teacher to use the word definitely in a sentence, little Johnny thought for a moment while at the same time looking a little flustered asked his teacher "Do farts have lumps" His teacher stepped back a little and in a confused reply she responded with a "no, why do you ask that question ?" well said Johnny "I have definitely **** myself then"
Eventually she decided to let Johnny take his turn, he had waited long enough and by now was starting to look a bit upset, so when asked by his teacher to use the word definitely in a sentence, little Johnny thought for a moment while at the same time looking a little flustered asked his teacher "Do farts have lumps" His teacher stepped back a little and in a confused reply she responded with a "no, why do you ask that question ?" well said Johnny "I have definitely **** myself then"
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alanbluecat -
Thanks
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